Dear Lolzerize,
Your avatar was inappropriate, so I took the liberty of replacing it with something a little more "G-rated". You are welcome to change the avatar I have selected for you, but how about no more sexually explicit images or I ban your ass, k?
Love always,
stretchypanda
Originally posted by Hobobotheclown
thx eye tri vry h4rd 2 b educate
-and I like how you try to talk **** but can't even spell "hypocrisy" correct
Originally posted by MalReynolds
Obviously you've never heard of "hyporcisy," which is a medical condition defined as, "Being generally ignorant due to the swelling of the adrenal gland."
(in response to facebook allowing us all to stalk everyone else)
"I went there of my own free will.
I went there in my finest gown,
With my rarest Jewels
With my Queen of Heaven crown.
In the Underworld
At each of the Seven Gates
I was stripped Seven times
Of all I thought I was
Till I stood bare in who I really am."
- Inanna, Goddess for Embracing the Shadows
My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
*slams head into desk* I didn't copy anything! there is nothing in my CTRL-V!!!
"I went there of my own free will.
I went there in my finest gown,
With my rarest Jewels
With my Queen of Heaven crown.
In the Underworld
At each of the Seven Gates
I was stripped Seven times
Of all I thought I was
Till I stood bare in who I really am."
- Inanna, Goddess for Embracing the Shadows
Welcome to McDonald'sCorporate site for the Golden Arches serving such favorites as Egg McMuffin and Big Mac sandwiches and french fries for lunch and dinner.
i was having an elabarate anti mcdonalds conversation
[Awesome scores inside] So, I've actually played two days in a row
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
Originally posted by mead1
My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
"I went there of my own free will.
I went there in my finest gown,
With my rarest Jewels
With my Queen of Heaven crown.
In the Underworld
At each of the Seven Gates
I was stripped Seven times
Of all I thought I was
Till I stood bare in who I really am."
- Inanna, Goddess for Embracing the Shadows
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