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  • ClAsSiC_RoCkEr
    FFR Player
    • Oct 2005
    • 375

    #121
    Re: The One Sentence Game...

    which was not odd being a redneck living in mianus.

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    • AK-14
      FFR Player
      • Aug 2005
      • 51

      #122
      Re: The One Sentence Game...

      unfortunately in mianus, there was some combustion going on and teh whole town died, except for teh sister.

      The sister then.........

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      • TheRapingDragon
        A car crash mind
        • Aug 2005
        • 9788

        #123
        Re: The One Sentence Game...

        end.

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        • ubercreep361
          FFR Veteran
          • Feb 2004
          • 399

          #124
          Re: The One Sentence Game...

          but then...

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          • TheRapingDragon
            A car crash mind
            • Aug 2005
            • 9788

            #125
            Re: The One Sentence Game...

            it ends.

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            • Shadow41
              FFR Player
              • May 2006
              • 194

              #126
              Re: The One Sentence Game...

              with jesus yelling "WTF is going on?!" cause he's only read the last page
              http://card.mygamercard.net/marble/nickOlaus.png

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              • vengefulgoddess
                FFR Player
                • Jul 2006
                • 10

                #127
                Re: The One Sentence Game...

                then gets hit on the head by God the Father for cursing in heaven
                "I went there of my own free will.
                I went there in my finest gown,
                With my rarest Jewels
                With my Queen of Heaven crown.
                In the Underworld
                At each of the Seven Gates
                I was stripped Seven times
                Of all I thought I was
                Till I stood bare in who I really am."
                - Inanna, Goddess for Embracing the Shadows

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                • TheRapingDragon
                  A car crash mind
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 9788

                  #128
                  Re: The One Sentence Game...

                  So it ends.

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                  • vengefulgoddess
                    FFR Player
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 10

                    #129
                    Re: The One Sentence Game...

                    Then God the Son takes the Ten Commandments and whacks God the Father (hereby known as GoS and GoF) in the back, hereby creating a new Jerry Springer episode
                    "I went there of my own free will.
                    I went there in my finest gown,
                    With my rarest Jewels
                    With my Queen of Heaven crown.
                    In the Underworld
                    At each of the Seven Gates
                    I was stripped Seven times
                    Of all I thought I was
                    Till I stood bare in who I really am."
                    - Inanna, Goddess for Embracing the Shadows

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                    • ClAsSiC_RoCkEr
                      FFR Player
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 375

                      #130
                      Re: The One Sentence Game...

                      God smites jerry springer and oprah

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                      • vengefulgoddess
                        FFR Player
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 10

                        #131
                        Re: The One Sentence Game...

                        Then Dr. Phil comes out asking God how he rates his life
                        "I went there of my own free will.
                        I went there in my finest gown,
                        With my rarest Jewels
                        With my Queen of Heaven crown.
                        In the Underworld
                        At each of the Seven Gates
                        I was stripped Seven times
                        Of all I thought I was
                        Till I stood bare in who I really am."
                        - Inanna, Goddess for Embracing the Shadows

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                        • Tonberry_Kid
                          FFR Player
                          • May 2005
                          • 3408

                          #132
                          Re: The One Sentence Game...

                          God gives it a failing three thumbs down(yes God has 3 thumbs).
                          UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                          Originally posted by mead1
                          My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                          • XBOTZeke
                            FFR Player
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3

                            #133
                            Re: The One Sentence Game...

                            and then eats pie
                            <a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/fight5" style="display: block; background: url() no-repeat; width: 296px; height: 84px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 42px; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; text-align: center; padding-top: 145px;">30</a><p></p>

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