Make me laugh for $100

[falconsfan14]

Re: Make me laugh for $100

Fuk ur mom

You owe me 100 bucks pal

[Doooooooooo_Ur_Mommy]

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You owe me 100 bucks pal

no u

[XRitaX]

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In pre-school I onced asked some kid's mom if his son was gay.
I don't remember doing that...but my mom said that's the reason why she took me out of pre-school.

[eVILPeeR]

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I read that really long joke about the snake and ****.

Crazy stuff, though the punchline wasn't as satisfactory.. although it fits well.

I got a laugh.

[T0rajir0u]

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though the punchline wasn't as satisfactory..

Kind of the point.

ps this is the biggest collection of things that aren't funny I've ever seen.

[Biff_tech]

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Look at my avy

[businessman07]

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There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. So THAT'S the girl I want!" Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still
dragging the! frog, paid the Madam and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease instead of one of the thers?"
"He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my babysitter. After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On the way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"

[UberMario]

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In pre-school I onced asked some kid's mom if his son was gay.
I don't remember doing that...but my mom said that's the reason why she took me out of pre-school.

Wow, you knew what gay meant when you were that young? D:

[IronJesus]

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No, it's silly faggit, dicks are for chicks.

"Catmaun, why do you defy me?"

*Yoda voice*"Hmmmmm, the addiction is strong in this one. Yes!!!"

"KRUG EAT PINK FLESHY THING"->www.vgcats.com

Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: "Saul, sell your business." He ignores it. It goes on for days. "Saul, sell your business for $3 million." After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store. The voice says ‘Saul, go to Las Vegas." He asks why. "Saul, take the $3 million to Las Vegas." He obeys, goes to a casino. Voice says, "Saul , go to the blackjack table and put it down all on one hand." He hesitates but knows he must. He’s dealt an 18. The dealer has a six showing. "Saul, take a card." What? The dealer has -- "Take a card!" He tells the dealer to hit him. Saul gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy. "Saul, take another card." What? "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!" He asks for another card. It’s another ace. He has twenty. "Saul, take another card," the voice commands. I have twenty! Saul shouts. "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!" booms the voice. Hit me,Saul says. He gets another ace. Twenty one. The booming voice goes: "un-****ing-believable!"

[_Squall_]

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Read my siggy.

[Yellowhappysun]

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An Irish man walks out of a bar.


..........


ahh.

[bionicle001]

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santa claus cames down the chimney and is surprised to see a 19 year old blonde who says "santa will you stay with me?"
and santa says"hohoho gotta gogogo to deliver presents to good girls and boys"
she takes off her robe and is in bra and panties only and says"santa will you stay with me now?"

santa says"hohoho gotta gogogo to deliver presents to good girls and boys"
then the blonde takes everything off and says" how about now?"santa says "gotta stay gaotta stay cant go up chimney with my dick this way"

[Deaths_Melancholy]

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Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger, MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger, Mushroom Mushroom! Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Ahh a snake Ahh a snake. A snake, it's a snake oooh oooo it's a snake! Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger, Mushroom mushroom...

[Kakashi_HatakeX]

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Im telling this for fun.....2 best friends*Guys* were hikin down a forest until 1 of them got bit in the penis by a poisenous snake...Then The other guy runs to the nearby pharmacy and ask the docter what should he do...And the docter said....SUCK THE VENOM OUT U LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!The other guy went back to his poor poor friend and said...U gonna die *Cries*......*Happy Ending* The Guy runs back to his friend and finds a blonde women *Nurse* Suckin his penis....And Then the unharmed guy ran and found the snake and made it bit his penis too..Then He ran too the women and said..Do Me next =D!!!

[TheRapingDragon]

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STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD.

Also, seriously learn how to tell jokes.