What kid of car

[tristia]

heres my car, and since my dream car is just for something that runs, i suppose im happy with it. Only difference is my car is forest green gotta love the 1994 buick century, lol

[Brainmaster07]

I want one of those exploding cars that look like duck heads... what's the name.... PINTO!

I always wanted a car that exploded on impact.

[scorpio1690]

Bikes pwn j00

[lightswitch_raves]

I want one of those exploding cars that look like duck heads... what's the name.... PINTO!

I always wanted a car that exploded on impact.

i think someone prefers car bombing as a profession

[Mrlugnut]

or tickle bullet...ing...

[heyhey11]

Here we go! Oh oh oh
Piece of shit car, I've got a piece of shit car
A fuckin' pile of shit, it never gets me very far
My car's a big piece of shit, cuz the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelt's fucking broken; I have to tie it in a knot
( It's a piece of shit )
I can't see through the windshield, cuz it's got a big fucking crack
And the interior smells really bad, cuz my friend puked in the back
( It's a piece of shit )
( Piece of shit car, he got a piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car, it sucks royal dick
( A fucking pile of shit, it never gets him very far )
100% crap, oh fuck you car
It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
( They can bite his ass too )
And I got no fuckin' brakes, I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole"
( You fuckin' piece of shit )
( Piece of shit car, he got a piece of shit car)
I got a piece of shit car, diesel gas sucks my ass
( A fucking pile of shit, it never gets him very far )
That pile of metal shit
Oh what the fuck did I do? What the fuck did I do?
What the fuck did I do, to get stuck with you?
You're too wide for drive-thru and you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new ... oh fuck me
Well the engine like to flood, the car always fuckin' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip, so a spring always pokes the balls
( Ouch ouch ouch )
Plus the door locks are busted, I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
( What a pain in his ass )
And if a girlie sees my car, there's no chance I'll ever bang her
( He never ever gets da pussy )
Hey shut up, you piece of shit car
You piece of shit car, bald fuckin' tires
No rearview fucking mirror, seven different colors
Fucking rag for a gas cap, tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
Oh, the whole town thinks I'm a loser, Cabby give me a push


"Piece of Shit Car", by Adam Sandler

[makaveli121212]

i want a german shepard truck...like in dumb and dumber

[Mrlugnut]

what about a german shepord motorcycle?

[Falcon]

scorp... just hondas? no ducatis?

[scorpio1690]

scorp... just hondas? no ducatis?

First one's a Ninja dude, my alltime fav bike ever. The rest are hondas, pff, sure, a 600cc honda could beat a 600cc ninja.... BUT DUDE! NINJAS KICK BLEEDING SPHINCTOR ANUS!

Anyways, I'm lazy.... And I don't wanna add Ducatis.... Or... Maybe I do...





hehe, it's just so kewl


That bike made me splooge in my pants

[Falcon]

now those are bikes i will own one of those... one day...

[scorpio1690]

You hear about that new honda bike, 300 hp I think,(not sure, can't remember), only about 150 lbs.......

People ask why we need to go this fast, simple, BECAUSE WE CAN

[jewpinthethird]

That bike made me splooge in my pants

I like that one because it looks like a WRXSTi. But I nothing about bikes.