You can't play FFR if..

[Cenright]

Re: You can't play FFR if..

If you have a computer virus that keeps clearing your cache.

[Benjamin_Harrison]

Re: You can't play FFR if..

If your mom's playing ffr and locked you out of your own room.

[ShadowSkill]

Re: You can't play FFR if..

If you're stoned

If you took apart your keyboard and made the arrow keys into a dancepad. (think about that one)

[Deaths_Melancholy]

Re: You can't play FFR if..

Solution.

http://xqsite.com

http://thewerewolfgame.com

maybe even

http://flashflashrevolution.com

Just take out the www.

It's "Thewerewolfgame.com"
Not a... (I fixed in above quote)

If your computer is crappy.
If Freeciv(or any other civilization) is occupying your time
If the arrow keys finally gave in with your culmulative 5mil+ strokes
If FFR site goes down
If NIC card dies
If router dies
If a rat crawled in a shorted out something
If a rat crawled in and died while shorting out something
If your mom was pissed at you and took a hammer to the computer
If your taking college "O Chem" (do not even say multi-tasking... Just try multi-tasking with that course and you will lose all sanity within the first microsecond)
If you had no arms
If your arms were blown off
If your arms were caught in a washer machine
If your arms ARE caught in a washer machine
If your monitor hates you
If Java is running with a lag time
If your browser is Opera, Aol, Nutscrape(Netscape)
If you never knew about FFR
If you forgot how to get to FFR
If you forgot how to get to FFR and forgot how to use Google
If deamons from the 4th dimension stole your computer.
If deamons from the 5th dimension stole your computer.
If your computer spontaneously combusted.
If you spontaneously combusted.
If a space ship crashed into your computer
If a space ship crashed into your friends house causing a power surge in the electric system frying all electronics in a 5 mi. radius
If martians hated you.
If the government wanted to keep you alive.(run for your lives!)
If your dog was humping you.(Hands down... No chance of playing.)
If Chuck Norris was in your house.
If Chuck Norris was in the nieghborhood
If Chuck Norris Hated you.
If Chuck Norris <insert old, stupid, retarded, not-funny, completion here>
If I said you couldn't.
If an elephant sat on you.
If an elephant sat on your head.
If an elephant sat on your head and your head got stuck in his butthole.(sorry if butthole is not allowed)BUTTHOLE!!!! oh and there is a video of this somewhere... It's flippin' funny.
If your pet rat chewed through the power cable.
If your pet cat chewed through the power cable.
If your pet worm chewed through the power cable.........(let it be 1:00 in the morning)
If your stuck perpetually falling down the up escalator.(thank you cartoons!)
If Stewie(family guy) took over the world.
If Pinky (Pinky and the Brain) took over the world.
If invador Zim(self titled) took over the world
If <insert name here from cartoons> took over the world.
If the U.S. Lost rights to assigning Domain names to websites.
If I.P. V6 came into affect rendering I.P. V4 obsolete.(only would put site down for a little while)
If The server explodes.
If any of the above, applicable situations happened to the server.
If your reading this stupid post.
If your still reading this post.
If you've played so much that all your fingers start having muscle spasms.

>_<... Tired... Must... Sleep!
Oh wait... If you're dreaming...
If your having sex.(unless you want to make your partner VERY unhappy)
If your stuck in one of those annoying pop-up loops that take 300 clicks to get out of.


I know most of the "your" should be you're too lazy to correct.
Leave me alone if these were said... All off top of my head without reading all of these posts.
If your STILL reading this stupid post.

[vengefulgoddess]

Re: You can't play FFR if..

you are getting some

[YouAreAwsome]

Re: You can't play FFR if..

if you are posting in forums

[Pyroshock]

Re: You can't play FFR if..

If you're busy trying to think of something to post here.

[Silver_Brian]

Re: You can't play FFR if..

http://objection.4camp.net/go.php?n=268025

[vengefulgoddess]

Re: You can't play FFR if..

If you're stoned

I've had friends play stoned....

[2wyz]

Re: You can't play FFR if..

If an elephant sat on you.
If an elephant sat on your head.
If an elephant sat on your head and your head got stuck in his butthole.(sorry if butthole is not allowed)BUTTHOLE!!!! oh and there is a video of this somewhere... It's flippin' funny.

XD I saw that the other day...made me feel really sick

If you spill your Mountain Dew and short out your keyboard.(I havent done this...)

[vengefulgoddess]

Re: You can't play FFR if..

If you are in the middle of a fist fight outside your house

[Pichu_XP]

Re: You can't play FFR if..

I've played stoned....

Fixed

[KidInDenile]

Re: You can't play FFR if..

if u were never born

[vengefulgoddess]

Re: You can't play FFR if..

if you were riding...

[fma907]

Re: You can't play FFR if..

If there were such thing as life.