Smitty has won this thread ages ago. I guess I've been stealing lots of candy and stuff when I was 11 lol, we were pretty hardcore shoplifters xD. I probably stole candy and **** for about 750 dollars or something (in swedish money). Could have been way much more but I don't feel like exaggerating
1. Kindergarden(?) - Went to restroom and when I came back out some girl was playing with my blocks and the teacher said I needed to share . . . I picked up the biggest one and swung it in her face.
2. 2nd grade - teacher made me angry so I threw a desk at the hamster, our class pet. The hamster cage fell over and it almost died.
3. 3rd grade - Being a bad kid I had reputation which is probably why . . . But at one point my teacher said that if we were good that whole week we got ice-cream the coming Friday. So I behaved the whole week and on Friday didn't get jack sh**. The kid across the table from me got some and mockingly said,
"MMMMM this ice-cream is sooooo good."
So I punched him in the face and stepped on his ice-cream. He sorta had it coming though.
4. age 3 - Sister and me fed a dead bird that we found in our backyard to our neighbors championship dog. Funny.
5. Age 6-8 - Peed in a snow ball and gave it to my friend's lil' bro.
6. 7th grade - Slapped my mom. BIG mistake.
5.7th grade - Put bullets, paper and gasoline in a pot and set it on fire in my friends backyard. His idea not mine but still fun as hell.
8. 8th grade - Egged a car and got caught. Fat guy came with my friend and me. He couldn't run for sh** so the moral of the story is. . .
9. Yesterday - Had my cousin prank call my friends. I made him say that I was in a car crash, I was now at the hospital and that I was in critical condition. So NOT funny.
10. THE BEST - My friend and I threw a can of Pheonix(Axe) on a fire. HUGE-ASS explosion. Rivals the time his dad started a brush fire with almost a gallon of gasoline.
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My friend and I showed up early for track practice one day. None of the doors to the school were open yet, so we decided to use the back door to the locker rooms(the door never shut properly, so if you pushed the handle down and the door in, it would open).
We walked around for a while when I heard a buzzing sound. Turned out to be the motion detectors in the school. I told my friend, so we walked out of the front entrance, setting off another alarm at the front of the building. There was a police car parked in front(responding to the alarm), but it drove away to the entrance we entered from just as we left through the front door.
We walked back to the entrance, where half the track team was now gathered, acting like we just got dropped off. The funny thing is that another kid did the same exact door trick a few minutes later, and he thought he was the one who set off the alarm.
I don't know if I consider myself lucky, but I swear only divine intervention could have saved us this time. The week after, I kept wondering why they hadn't looked at the security cameras yet.
Biggest mistake ever. I threw one of the little coleman propane tanks into a fire and drove about 3/4 a mile away. Briefly later was a massive explosion.
One time a 5 year-old threatened me with a knife in a resturaunt because I didn't listen to him. He held the knife up about 3 feet from my neck as if he was gonna slice it. Now I officially hate little kids.
Well it wasn't the worst thing -I- did but it's relevant, I guess.
Smittys one is probaly the sickest thing on here. It sounds like the type of thing Satans henchmen would do. That is, of corse, if he speaks the truth.Im not saying he is or isnt. You gotta love the internet.
I ate a whole pack of eclispe mints. which is a bad idea cause it makes you fart like crazy and it smells of burnt hair and rubber. Me and my friends walked into the head office of one of the bank in the city each got in one of the three elevators and farted than ran out. The good part was that the elevators have recycled air from the shaft and these farts generally hang around for 20 minutes. we came back to the building 5 hours later and my friend walked into one. He barfed and ran out crying saying it smelt like his nose had just exploded.
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Smittys one is probaly the sickest thing on here. It sounds like the type of thing Satans henchmen would do. That is, of corse, if he speaks the truth.Im not saying he is or isnt. You gotta love the internet.
I'd actually say Skikamukazi's is much worse.
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I got so drunk I proceeded to feel up girls and fight eighteen year olds. Then when I passed out and my friends tried to scoop vomit out from my mouth I bit them multiple times. Then I fought off the nurses at the hospital and they had to give me, a completely ****faced half dead fifteen year old, sedatives.
I instigated a fight between multiple people.
I get kids to steal food from the cafeteria for me. (All funds go towards handicapped students but...buck 75 for a cheese burger? Fck that).
Used to steal candy from corner stores, just stick it in the slushy cup and fill it up with slushy hahah.
Would drive around with friends on cold nights with a dozen slushies (slurpies) and proceed to throw them at homeless people, emos, or wiggers.
Cut up an antique couch for no reason.
Paintballed some houses.
Walked around naked in the mall.
Had my dog get out "accidently" to attack people then laughed and watched.
Gotten people to hate themselves so much they cut themselves.
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