How did you treat your girl on valentines day?

[jewpinthethird]

RE: How did you treat your girl on valentines day?

I gave her an STD.

Just kidding. No girl in her right mind would date me.

[MrGiggles]

RE: How did you treat your girl on valentines day?

I beat him senseless and then cut the head off his favorite stuffed animal, jizzed on it, and made him eat it.








Yes, him.

[DJRiDDeR]

RE: How did you treat your girl on valentines day?

I don't have a girlfriend cause my dick is to long.

[locomotion]

valentine's day was pretty cool for me a got teddy bears, flowers, and chocolates. The whole bf thing nope... i don't have time for a relationship especially when your are studying architecture. Even though i think valentine's day is not the only day to tell a person how much you love them.

--Lo--

[jewpinthethird]

Some girl said she loved me. But I dont know if she was being sarcastic. Girls are totally confusing. They make no sense!

I do find her attractive.

[lord_carbo]

A couple weeks ago, a random, kinda hot girl held my arm going down the stairs. Chances are (99%), it was just a joke, but twas fun Yes, this did happen.

[FishFishRevolution]

lord_carbo "If you hold my arm while we go down the stairs, I'll stop looking through your window when you get dressed in the morning."
girl: "deal."

[NaOTa4231]

lord_carbo "If you hold my arm while we go down the stairs, I'll stop looking through your window when you get dressed in the morning."
girl: "deal."

owned.

That made my day. Funniest thing I've read in a while.

[lord_carbo]

lord_carbo "If you hold my arm while we go down the stairs, I'll stop looking through your window when you get dressed in the morning."
girl: "deal."

Oh god that was great XD You win the thread rofl

I didn't even ask her, she was like all wrapping her arm around mine and I was "okay whatever like I have any pride to lose" All her friends behind her were probably like "okay here's the $5 I promised lol".

[stretchypanda]

Guido sent me the following text message:

"Uh, I guess, uh, happy Valentine's Day... and the such..."

^.^

[NaOTa4231]

Was that all he did for you?

[stretchypanda]

Yes?

[newgrounds]

I treated my date really cordially i sent her roses (freakin expensive) a big teddy bear with a box of lindt chocolates.I was glad shed accept because she is so busy with university (loco). Then i took her at night to a elegant restaurant called "Auberge Swiss" ...She loved it!!! Then unfourtunately I had to take her home aww.., but i had fun

~Scott

[locomotion]

I treated my date really cordially i sent her roses (freakin expensive) a big teddy bear with a box of lindt chocolates.I was glad shed accept because she is so busy with university (loco). Then i took her at night to a elegant restaurant called "Auberge Swiss" ...She loved it!!! Then unfourtunately I had to take her home aww.., but i had fun

~Scott

yea lol thanks for a great valentine's day ^.^

[female]

chocolate... kisses... cock. He was happy