"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
Omega, I'm pretty sure your sig is going to give me nightmares.
PS, Jason: If your hair gel is opaque, you need to throw it away.
Hahaha, oh man. If I didn't find my sig to be absolutely hilarious, I think I would have nightmares too. I would like, be hooking up with this cutie and suddenly BAM ITS SAMUEL L JACKSON AND HES ALL "READY TO DIE, MOTHER&!#$ER!?"
And then I would wake up yelling and in a cold sweat. And then I would freak out and wonder if cute girls really could turn into Samuel L Jackson.
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