A list of things with my life that I could do without

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  • scorpio1690
    FFR Player
    • Apr 2003
    • 4817

    #16
    Re: RE: Re: RE: A list of things with my life that I could d

    Originally posted by FluorescentArmy
    Good luck pulling through Mal.

    Scorpio what the hell are you talking about.
    I did something stupid lastnight.

    I drank an entire two-six of vodka. A litre of vex. Two miller genuine draft beers. And a couple shots of tequila. Oh and one joint laced with methamphetamine. I woke up in the hospital this morning and ripped out tubes and needles that were in my arm. Oh and I got a cathider, every time I urinate it feels like someone's shoving a knife up my urethra. I think they gave me the cathider just to fuck with me... I fought off a good amount of nurses.

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    • TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
      Banned
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Oct 2005
      • 1048

      #17
      RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: A list of things with my life that I cou

      oh my fucking god

      you're retarded

      rofl

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      • scorpio1690
        FFR Player
        • Apr 2003
        • 4817

        #18
        RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: A list of things with my life that I cou

        That's what happens when my parents go to Vegas for four days.

        In May they're going to Germany for two weeks...

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        • MalReynolds
          CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
          • Sep 2003
          • 6571

          #19
          RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: A list of things with my life that I cou

          Well, I'm glad your ailment is entirley self inflicted and can be done away with if you stopped acting stupid.

          Some problems are more easily solved than others.

          Mal
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          • Layla-Day
            FFR Player
            • Nov 2004
            • 124

            #20
            RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: A list of things with my life that I cou

            Like I said Mal, one day your mom will pay for all the shit she do and think she gets away with. You just keep ya head up, cuz one day karma is gonna give her one good smack in the ass.

            Its a shame

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            • Grandiagod
              FFR Player
              • Jul 2004
              • 6122

              #21
              RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: A list of things with my life that I cou

              Damn, Mal. I won't offer you advice, because I don't think your looking for it. However, I sympathise.
              Life can be a bitch.
              He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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