Santa, real or not? Read this and decide for yourself.

[xiron]

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Who will bring me my Mariokart DS?

[slipstrike0159]

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I sure as heck dont want that guy comming into my house.

[chickendude]

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Ok you guys don't understand

since when can santa only be in one place at a time?
We understand enough of science to know that this isn't necesarily true.

In quantum mechanics, it is possible on a subatomic level for a particle to be in more than one place at once. In fact, this is common. This may seem absurd, but its true. Now this rarely happens on any large scales because the probability that all of the particles move together from one location to another is remote (meaning VERY remote)

but Santa, he's got the power. You see, he's mastered the art of moving his particles together, IN MORE THAN ONE PLACE AT ONCE. I know it may seem unlikely, but its true. This is the only way he can deliver all of the presents without the afformentioned side effects (burning reindeer etc.)
There is a reason why santa is so legendary. May it be known to all.

-chickendude

P.S.
I'm hindu

[slipstrike0159]

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yeah but isnt that only true if the particles ar a certain distance apart?

[chickendude]

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its only likely if the particles are at a certain distance apart. The probabilities start to get really messed up at larger scales, but obviously Santa has mastered the skill.

There's probably another piece to the puzzle that us, Gargantuans to the quantum world, haven't quite understood yet.

[slipstrike0159]

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Is this your only reason? Besides, considering the fact that there were "two santas" do you really believe that these statistics (even cut in half) would be plasible to complete?

[MonkeyFoo]

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Santa's not a he you chauvinist pigs. She came and stripped for me at my sweet 16.

Not really, but it would have been a nice touch.

[deltro300111]

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view played games, and ask yourself, "Who cares? He plays Halo."

[Lightknight924]

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Santa exists.

[aperson]

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Is this your only reason? Besides, considering the fact that there were "two santas" do you really believe that these statistics (even cut in half) would be plasible to complete?

Generally speaking, the probability of you disappearing and reappearing in another room is so remote that the life of the universe will almost definitely transpire before you ever reappear into another room.

And if you think he's being serious with this idea, you're a retard.

[DDRFREAK500]

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You are so dumb of thinking Santa doessen't exsist...

[JurseyRider734]

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Shut up you idiot.


I don't even know why this thread was created. My mom asks me what I want for Christmas. Then on Christmas Day, when I open my presents, she's like "the guy at Best Buy said that it takes good photos blahblah blah if you need to return that blahbalhbablha"

this topic ends.

[Tasselfoot]

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Santa died in the epic battle vs Hanukkah Harry.

End of discussion.