You know the world is going to end when...

[super-smashman]

When someone beats Nima.

[JurseyRider734]

When someone beats Nima off.

hahahahaha fixed


man i am hilarious

[igotrhythm]

when the LIONS go to the superbowl

Fixed.

Anyway, a good sign of the apocalypse might be when I post a brag that people are actually impressed by...or when I get married, whichever comes first.

[jewpinthethird]

Re: RE: Re: RE: You know the world is going to end when...

When Bush feels like getting to it.

Bush: "Hey, I figger'd it out."

Rice: "Figured what out?"

Bush: "How to git rid of the terrorists. Heh heh heh"

Rice: "Really?! How?"

Bush: "Ya see, I know where the terrorists live. Heh heh heh. Earth. All I have ta do is blow up Earth."

Rice: "It's fool-proof! You are a genius Sir! I must know, how did you come up with such a brilliant idea?"

Bush: "Heh heh heh. Well, I bought all these rubber balloons...ya know, for the BBQ this weekend, you're invited by the way. I wasnt quite sure how to go about fillin' 'em up. I figger'd, if you inflate reg-you-lar balloons with the air from yer lungs, then you must fill up water balloons with the water from yer lungs. So I got on my swimming trunks and jumped in the blow to git started on blowin' up 'em balloons, I took a deep breath underwater, and the next thing I know, I'm in heaven. DAT'S when God said to me 'George, so nice to see you again'

I said 'pleasure's all mine God'

He said 'I was being sarcastic'

I said 'Who is that?"

He said 'Nevermind, the important thing is, you are no longer on Earth which means you can't go blowing it up.'

That's when I was revived by the electric shock of my cellphone shorting out. Luck me. I forgot to take it out of my pocket before I jumped into the pool."

Rice: "What an amazing story!"

Bush: "'you are no longer on Earth which means you can't go blowing it up' I couldnt get that thought out of my head. Obviously God was telling me it was my duty to blow up the Earth."

[dontcareaboutmyid]

RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: You know the world is going to end when.

All intros go in the newbie forum, regardless of how long someone has been around. Sorry.

I would make fun of you and swear and stuff but Happy! Smile! Hello! made me not so consider yourself lucky.

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

[evilbutterfly]

RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: You know the world is going to end when.

<3 jewpin

[Kyo-chan-gurl]

When me and Lizzy are no longer hyper and we actually go to sleep at a sleepover.

[180digi]

When I buy an XBox

[dontcareaboutmyid]

When I buy an XBox

ditto

[Arthur122368]

The world will end when we finally realize that we are causing the "Apocolypse."

[FishFishRevolution]

just a joke ladies, but...
when we get a female president.

It's really no joke at all.

PS <3 Jewpin.

[ramonesfan]

...when katamari becomes no fun

[Yanah_God]

Jewpin quoted me and expanded my joke. I feel priveledged.

[FishFishRevolution]

I thought your sig was
from the anime "Chobits."
Still looks like Clamp though.

[jewpinthethird]

When me and Lizzy are no longer hyper and we actually go to sleep at a sleepover.

Sounds like my kind of sleepover.