The Official Guide to Girls! (WARNING: MATURE CONTENT)

[Sol_Solis]

I think acne is attractive.
Anyways, pretty good concept, but like most people said, don't overuse the same line.
Needs some tweaks hurr and thurr though.

[suicidalmuskrat]

Don't give yourself too much credit Mal, I haven't read any of your other stories yet Although seriously, you obviously have some talent, so if you want to link me to them I'd love to check them out.

[Varia]

This story will never get finished.

[MalReynolds]

Haha, Varia is right. It's been panned throughout and I wrote it... Oh, two years ago. So, yeah. There's a good chance addendums will never get made.

Mal

[Fcloud7F]

i would totally but it if you made it into a book.

[Sol_Solis]

Malreynolds, just curious, but have you ever had any of your work published?

[MalReynolds]

I've had a short play put into production, but that's about the end of it. I've never had a short story published.

Mal

[Varia]

Haha, Varia is right. It's been panned throughout and I wrote it... Oh, two years ago. So, yeah. There's a good chance addendums will never get made.

Mal

And for that, I shall kill you.

[B3NJ1]

Coming from a guy who's easily entertained, that was fairly funny. The poodle and wrench jokes felt a little overused as many people have already pointed out but I would really like to see this finished. Excellent work.

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We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. Truth is like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold. You push it, stretch it, it'll never be enough. Kick at it, beat it, it'll never cover any of us. From the moment we enter crying, to the moment we leave dying, it'll just cover your face as you wail and cry and scream.

Death and revenge shall be bitter among the grave.
The grave that marks the heart of the lost. Darkness falls upon thee as you kneel beneath the tree. The tree that you will always know, throughout the rain and snow. The blood does not wash the memory does not lie the swinging of the corps seams to cry. As u watch u do not move as if death has fallen upon thee too. Not a gun not but a rope as the victim seems to choke. Way up high u can not here that death and revenge is always here.

[chickendude]

My school is overrun with nerds... actually I am one.
But we're the cool people too.

Its like a 2 in 1 deal, cool people and nerds.
Someone remind me to tell you guys about the chess club at my school.

[msbrunnettemickey]

RE: The Official Guide to Girls! (WARNING: MATURE CONTENT)

. If you were born with the burden of a Y chromosome, you are born a girl, with a dress that makes your butt look fat and earrings that don't really go with the shoes BUT WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT THE DAMN EARRINGS?

I really didn't think they had that kind of.. thing in my school.
But, sadly, as i walked to Spanish, this one freshman girl said to the other "I have been looking for 20 minutes for earings that match my shirt, ughh i am so mad, do you think this is cute?".

Alpine kids. URGGGGG. Go get yourself a high school. That town is friggen' rich!

[aperson]

RE: The Official Guide to Girls! (WARNING: MATURE CONTENT)

That was so hard to read it was absurd. Bad formatting and the grammar + spelling is atrocious.

The content itself wasn't bad; however, it was very, very cliche. You kept using the same jokes and all your allusions were to generally archetypal examples i.e. women griping is summed as "Does this make my butt look big." Use more original ideas.

[Jam930]

It was pretty interesting... but I think you could make the points and humor a bit more concise and to the point, it's pretty cluttered.

Make it nice and shiny, then it'll be an awesome read. Good job so far.



Funny how as I read it... I could see how this book could be written from a female perspective.