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For all you bastards:
My Newest Guilty Pleasure
is americas next top model.
Before I say anything, I just want to point out that only two of those girls are considered tall, one is 5'10 the other is 5'11". The rest are either 5'8" and 5'9". This whole idea that shorter women can be considered modelesque and beautiful must stop. I am getting to the point where my height is the only thing I have going for me. Please do not take that away.
anyone see the premier? Wasnt it great how Tyra made them talk about their shitty lives until each and every one of them cried at least once on the show about how hard their life is.
is it just me or did it seem like Tyra enjoyed it the most when the girls were crying?
Or how the girls got into a catfight because some girl couldnt make cup o noodles?
Or how halfway through the show, they eliminate half of the girls, but right afterwards they make those losers stay behind and watch a runway show of the winners who still get to be on the show? All these girls standing by the runway straight bawling because reality just hit them that they must soon return to their shitty mediocre lives as the winners gleefully walk up and down the catwalk?
How poetic.
the best was when one of the girls started to go off saying how she's doing this so she can make a lot of money and donate to charity. and Tyra goes, whats more important is helping the person next to you. whens the last time you did charity work?
and she blankly looks back at her.
priceless.
Oh man, I am so gonna try out next season.
Instead of a 5 minute tape of me crying about how hard my life is and how I want to make a difference in the world or run away from my druggie mom and abusive husband or some shit I'm just gonna eat a big mac. For 5 minutes. No talking. Just big mac eating.
So I guess what I'm really trying to say is look out for me on next seasons Americas Next Top Model. I'm pretty most likely sure that I'm going to be on it.
Posted 9/22/2005 at 1:07 PM - email it
For all you bastards:
My Newest Guilty Pleasure
is americas next top model.
Before I say anything, I just want to point out that only two of those girls are considered tall, one is 5'10 the other is 5'11". The rest are either 5'8" and 5'9". This whole idea that shorter women can be considered modelesque and beautiful must stop. I am getting to the point where my height is the only thing I have going for me. Please do not take that away.
anyone see the premier? Wasnt it great how Tyra made them talk about their shitty lives until each and every one of them cried at least once on the show about how hard their life is.
is it just me or did it seem like Tyra enjoyed it the most when the girls were crying?
Or how the girls got into a catfight because some girl couldnt make cup o noodles?
Or how halfway through the show, they eliminate half of the girls, but right afterwards they make those losers stay behind and watch a runway show of the winners who still get to be on the show? All these girls standing by the runway straight bawling because reality just hit them that they must soon return to their shitty mediocre lives as the winners gleefully walk up and down the catwalk?
How poetic.
the best was when one of the girls started to go off saying how she's doing this so she can make a lot of money and donate to charity. and Tyra goes, whats more important is helping the person next to you. whens the last time you did charity work?
and she blankly looks back at her.
priceless.
Oh man, I am so gonna try out next season.
Instead of a 5 minute tape of me crying about how hard my life is and how I want to make a difference in the world or run away from my druggie mom and abusive husband or some shit I'm just gonna eat a big mac. For 5 minutes. No talking. Just big mac eating.
So I guess what I'm really trying to say is look out for me on next seasons Americas Next Top Model. I'm pretty most likely sure that I'm going to be on it.
Posted 9/22/2005 at 1:07 PM - email it
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