TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

[Disney]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

just because i put a gay guy in beauty and the beast doesn't mean i want to see that shit all over the place

[Google]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

As long as you all keep talking to each other using my phones, then that's all the money I need.

But even the 'Can you hear me now' dude left you for Sprint

[Shell]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

Care to... fill me up with your fuel?

Oh, Toyota! We'll be happy to supply your vehicles with the finest fuels. That is if you're willing to strike us a good deal!

See, we recently had reports that our competitors are going bankrupt suddenly and being liquidated. Normally this wouldn't bug us, but the businesses that are going down are rather big, like us!

So, would you invest in us? We'll supply you handsomely!

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[GE]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

GE ready to part E!

[Toyota]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

Oh, Toyota! We'll be happy to supply your vehicles with the finest fuels. That is if you're willing to strike us a good deal!

See, we recently had reports that our competitors are going bankrupt suddenly and being liquidated. Normally this wouldn't bug us, but the businesses that are going down are rather big, like us!

So, would you invest in us? We'll supply you handsomely!

Oh Shell, you know I'd do anything for you. I'll invest in you any time, as long as you keep giving me interest, darling.

[UPS]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

*knock, knock, knock*

Hello this is UPS!! I'm going to need somebody to sign for this hot delivery.

[Shell]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

Oh Shell, you know I'd do anything for you. I'll invest in you any time, as long as you keep giving me interest, darling.

That's good to hear! One of our contacts will keep in touch.

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[Shell]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

*knock, knock, knock*

Hello this is UPS!! I'm going to need somebody to sign for this hot delivery.

Uh, sorry to disappoint you UPS man, but your delivery seems to be locked!

✧

[Wells Fargo]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

I think Xiz was trying for something cool with these avatars, but they just hurt my eyes, frankly.

[Wells Fargo]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

Are they flags?
Are they underwater?
Not even Warren Buffet knows.

[Xiz]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

[Microsoft]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

IAmA company that makes shit-tier consoles without any exclusives on them and expects you to pay $500 for one AMA

[Visa]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

Capitalism ain't a problem up here though

is scum, suggested capitalism could be a problem

also hi im visa and im a helpful company that gives u moneys for free

[Microsoft]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

also, apple your computers are bad and you should feel bad

[Visa]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

i read page one and all of a sudden anon accts are better than i could have ever imagined ty based xiz