TWG CLVII: The Perfect Blowjob Game Thread

[XelNya]

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To spoil the first section of the post I am workin' on:

I really barely comprehend why I wasn't lynched.

[XelNya]

Re: TWG CLVII: The Perfect Blowjob Game Thread

Anyways, the return of a wall, that someone is gonna

as a point of reference, posting at 10:00 is ok, posting at 10:01 is not

Fuck you <3

Note: a chunk of this post was written during the night phase.

Also fuck it, gonna keep up the leafy thing because it's fun.

THE END OF DAY RANT

I never thought I'd be making this post but uh, here we are.

---------- Me, Myself, and I. ---------

Let's just start here.

I'm impressed I was not lynched because as charu says here:

Likewise I don't understand the Botchi lynch as there's no long term benefit for going after someone that is sprouting random shit with little to no reads (that are pretty LOL tier)

Show me exactly where Xel has done anything remotely productive in this entire phase and also show me any pro town posts he has done this entire game that can somehow cancel essentially what he said in his first ten posts?

I very honestly deserved it.

HOWEVER.

Let's go over my first ten posts.

I didn't roll wolf this time...



How do I play town again?

Alright, abnormal statement from me from the get go, but considering the last two or so games or so, not that weird.

I mean I legitimatly rolled wolf several times in a row, and either died night one, or went full retard and got myself mod killed. Last sentence is CLEARLY A FUCKING JOKE. I don't understand how ANYONE has clung to this post in the way they have.

Charu

We got our scum team fam.

We're just gonna mindlessly kill Charu D0 again 'kay?

Oh hey, clearly shitposting. There's literally nothing abnormal about this post. It conttains nothing but jokes and stupid ass vote because it's got no thread context to it.

LOOK MORE SHIT POSTING.

YAWN

Ok what's weird about this?

Sorry but I checked in hours ago.

Ok me joking about being an ass hole. That's uh, literally nothing new.

did your waifu make you one

Oh hey a sexist joke with a weeb joke to cover the sexism.
Spoiler: this post isn't really a rant.
Wai- shi-

The most angsty kid on the internet literally makes me cringe

hey guys leafy here with a brand new rant

**the xiz rant**

your position on my scum reads

obviously

I don't understand what is at all relevant of these ten posts.

They're literally nothing but shit posts. There's nothing super abnormal here.

There's NOTHING here but a jab at how I've rolled scum so many times in a row I "forgot how to play town."

That's it.

Like, i'm clearly not defending myself here. If anything I am selling further that I haven't done shit this game.

But why the FUCK is ANYONE so hung up on the "I forgot how to play town" joke?

I don't fucking get it. But I'm biased as FUCK.

I mean I can behind it now that you out it that way... not a big fan of KitBs either. ugh please don't let me regret this you bastard

XelNya

THIS POST is more confusing and worth talking about in the scheme of things.

"I can get behind it, despite that I clearly show I don't wanna do it"

Nice appeal to the top town there you fucking hack.

Just don't go after charu because he is wrong tomorrow kay?

There are situations where I feel this is like one of the most stupid attempts to save face ever. I am greatly surprised it was not interpreted as such.

Because like picture this:

I'm sitting there knowing I have less than five minutes or so to save myself (what I consider a reasonable amount of time to use the restroom.) What is THE BEST way to do that?

Create doubt.

How do I do that? Obviously you HAVE to give a post that shows that you have the interests of the whole team of "town" at heart.

Like I dunno if say like, Red Blaster had made such a post I'd have still lynched him. It's REALLY opportunistic I guess is where I'm going with this.

I'm thankful, AND we nabbed a wuff out of the deal, which is GREAT. But that... really doesn't excuse anything.

. . . What...

Are you not? Jesus... would a wolf check in during work hours at Walmart when it's so close to phase end?

I do recall doing this last game, I wouldn't use this as a justification in later days.

I'm not gonna make up excuses for playing like absolute SHIT. Like I said, I really deserved to be lynched given the information at hand.

I hate this shit.

Like if I leave you be, the wolves will now use both of you to do wacky shit probably.

Fucking

The good news is that if they try, assuming you're not the N0 kill there's someone looking for this shit. Maybe more.

---------- ShadoWolfe ----------

Yo ooohh! Aight gotta get back to restaurant. Got two tickets at 7:57 and took pictures for proof! Good job guys

I am in no position to call you an idiot, but.

You idiot.

--------- FunnyGURLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ----------

Let's get this out of the way before we go anywhere. This part is gonna have A LOT of hypocracy in it.

We good?

Yeah?

Prob not but FUCK IT.

why do you think i'm a wolf every game i play with you

Even if this is true (I dunno if it is, can't be fucked to check) this isn't fucking important unless you fucking prove this is the case.

Eh?

yoshiislandwhy have you done like nothing this game

does he do this

You at this juncture of the game were not in a position to ask this question. (I'm still not atm but fuck it, I do wat I want.)

oh like make a reads list or something, like what you and charu just did

ok FINE i'll think i have no real excuse anyway. i'm rly lazy though

Eh.

1) Gradiant-- i dunno i feel like you're a liiiitle town. you seemed like not defensive but kinda pissed at dbp and cedo earlier
2) Xiz-- null
3) Charu-- null
4) XelNya-- null. lol xel asking us how to play town at the beginning of the game's got me thinking that maybe he's town but i shouldn't trust something like that that's bad
5) Yoshiisland-- if you don't play the game i'll start trying to get you lynched
6) roundbox-- i would've expected roundbox to do more. 'least in the games i played with you you did more
but i feel like i criticize you every time for this kinda stuff
but still
7) DaBackPack-- null
8) botchi246-- i forgot that you were in this game
9) ShadoWolfe-- slight town. i'm a bit wary of you because you are experienced with mafia even though you're new to ffr, and someone mentioned that you have the potential to be manipulative, but i still believe that the fact that you're trying to spur activity in the town's good.
10) Arntonach-- i dunno i agree with charu that this was a bad post. i'm inclined to either think he's a newb wolf who's trying to act smart and stay away from bandwagoning or a town who still.. made a bad post
like everything else you posted's been pretty neutral idk.
12) _Zenith_-- null. nothing seemed weird or super towny yet but you're ok
13) pedolad-- null like maybe a liiitle wolfy. i could see you pulling off the utr wolf strat rn

lotta nulls
yeeaaaaaaa maybe eod will change things

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PS: At this point hardly anything of value except that attempt at a reads list

yo no hold up

The game that you're referencing was during a turbo when I was 14 hours ahead of server time. Of course I wasn't interacting with people, c'mon. When I'm busy I just don't participate in the game. That's why I haven't been playing TWG a lot recently. I'm not busy now and okay maybe I'm still not arguing with people in the thread, but I only do that during EOD anyway. I'm still in the thread and posting stuff, so it's not like I'm UTR, and I am contributing at least a little bit. I'm invisible but if there's often an invisible person who's reading the thread, then guess who it is. If you're gonna use any kinda meta argument, use it right.

And even then, you're gonna call me lazy when most of your reads were freaking things that were said before

Fair enough post that's actually pretty good.

also your reads list still didn't provide much new. maybe the charu read was a lil' new to me, but everything else...

like lead by example yo

EHHHHH

yeah you do think i'm a wolf cedo what are you talking about

im not a wolf !!!!!

can this count as an interaction so i can stop

Like, I get the joke here. I really fucking do.

But that last sentence regardless of it's nature just fucking doesn't sit right.

hey never said mine was good though

No but you did try to tell someone else to lead by example.

Which is kinda what you're not doing.

lol if you're right then that means xel is a wolf

ayy i like my vote

This post lis literally fucking cancer. Like, why does this post exist? There's no reasoning being posted here. There's been literally no defence worth mentioning on yourself for literally most of the game. You have LITERALLY done barely more than I did the whole day.

And you fucking post this shit.

vote xel then

i'm like genuinely curious about whether charu's right this game

Are you goddamned serious

why are you pushing a rerally blatant potential mislynch here.

Like, I literally just came out of two stronger fucking wolf games. It stands to chance that it is LESS fucking likely for me to be THIS lazy as a scum role now considering how comofrtable I JUST WAS playing it LAST GAME.

Like I said earlier: I really probably should have died here. No lies. I deserved it but jesus cock sucking shit how was FG not lynched.

It was a good lynch in hindsight but

FUCK me.

BUT NOT WITH THIS SHIT HOLY FUCK.

i might join u xiz

/Flips table and storms off

Last note, promise.

funny for self def

THIS is really noteworthy post to look at when considering FG.

---------- Pretty much everything else ---------

Night better give good results, holy crap.

If there's a doctor, please save me

I am genuinely curious on speculation as to IF this happened or not

Don't name names but just, am I the only one who posits this happened?

ok there's no way I can save myself

Xiz is town, Charu is town, Gradiant is town, Arnt is ???, shadow is weaker town, botchi is giving his wolf game

I wanna flop the idea of MAYBE this is a post worth looking at during the next day, or later in this day.

THAT COVERS EoD for me.

It's not much. But at least you get some of my mindset I think, that's the goal anyways.

---------- EVERYTHING ELSE PART TWO: DAWN OF THE NEXT DAY ----------

I wanna discuss:

FG
Charu
Botchi

For fairly obvious reasons if you read this post through.

fg (4)- island, Shado, round, DBP

Either the wolves know what they're doing, or we actually got ourselves an SK here.

roundbox dying is weird as hell, considering the flip from DBP essentially quasi-confirmed FOUR FREAKIN' PLAYERS.

Just throwin' it out there, but I don't think I would ever lynch Funnygurl, Xiz, or cedo at all unless things go south for us.

Honorable mention Gradiant, I'm still reading him town, despite him not being there. But we'll see if that changes.

Or we have a scum team led by a strong wolf who makes awkward kill choices.

But with this... we can probably form a pretty good discussion on who to go for.

Arnt and botchi pretty much is on my sights. I'm ignoring Gradiant because I really don't see a wolf in him from his posts first day.

Xiz is quasi confirmed for me as far as I care, and shado is dead.

I can actually agree with this kinda.

Would you refresh me on Arnt?

wolves tend to not interact with wolf buddies a lot, and gradiant seemed kinda ticked at dbp

Bad post

i've been re-reading and i'm at pg 34 now

zenith seems pretty good, botchi/arnt should die imo
yoshi's more like a wildcard imo
cedo still kinda null for me, leaning town

Wait, you said you were gonna try

where them quotes at damn you

[Funnygurl555]

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ok quotes

--------- FunnyGURLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ----------

Let's get this out of the way before we go anywhere. This part is gonna have A LOT of hypocracy in it.

We good?

Yeah?

Prob not but FUCK IT.



Even if this is true (I dunno if it is, can't be fucked to check) this isn't fucking important unless you fucking prove this is the case.

Eh?



You at this juncture of the game were not in a position to ask this question. (I'm still not atm but fuck it, I do wat I want.)



Eh.



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PS: At this point hardly anything of value except that attempt at a reads list



Fair enough post that's actually pretty good.



EHHHHH



Like, I get the joke here. I really fucking do.

But that last sentence regardless of it's nature just fucking doesn't sit right.



No but you did try to tell someone else to lead by example.

Which is kinda what you're not doing.



This post lis literally fucking cancer. Like, why does this post exist? There's no reasoning being posted here. There's been literally no defence worth mentioning on yourself for literally most of the game. You have LITERALLY done barely more than I did the whole day.

And you fucking post this shit.





Are you goddamned serious

why are you pushing a rerally blatant potential mislynch here.

Like, I literally just came out of two stronger fucking wolf games. It stands to chance that it is LESS fucking likely for me to be THIS lazy as a scum role now considering how comofrtable I JUST WAS playing it LAST GAME.

Like I said earlier: I really probably should have died here. No lies. I deserved it but jesus cock sucking shit how was FG not lynched.

It was a good lynch in hindsight but

FUCK me.

BUT NOT WITH THIS SHIT HOLY FUCK.



/Flips table and storms off

Last note, promise.



THIS is really noteworthy post to look at when considering FG.

---------- Pretty much everything else ---------



I am genuinely curious on speculation as to IF this happened or not

Don't name names but just, am I the only one who posits this happened?



I wanna flop the idea of MAYBE this is a post worth looking at during the next day, or later in this day.

THAT COVERS EoD for me.

It's not much. But at least you get some of my mindset I think, that's the goal anyways.

---------- EVERYTHING ELSE PART TWO: DAWN OF THE NEXT DAY ----------

I wanna discuss:

FG
Charu
Botchi

For fairly obvious reasons if you read this post through.



Or we have a scum team led by a strong wolf who makes awkward kill choices.



I can actually agree with this kinda.

Would you refresh me on Arnt?



Bad post



Wait, you said you were gonna try

where them quotes at damn you

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/vbz/showthread.php?p=4387457#post4387457

hope that helps

[Charu]

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Do you want me to admit my ping vote turned into a serious one?

You certainly weren't pushing for him at all is what my quotes were getting at. Only that you didn't mind if he got lynched.

imo, leaving that vote on him was probably an attempt for you to not get your hands dirty at EoD when that CFD happened.

BUT

Looking at your reads list from before, I can see you not touching it because you didn't feel strongly about the two of them... as far as I could tell. You actually had backpack as slight town.

Still... be as it may, you were equally not as strong with that Yoshi vote and didn't really attack Yoshi whatsoever. So it's like...???

[Funnygurl555]

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I'm curious how you're satisfied with his responses

i'll get to writing about this in an hour or two i guess. and i guess about other things too

i woke up like half an hour ago and like if you check the timestamps i was looking at the thread late at night and it's p early now so i wanted to like sleep

[Arntonach]

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Considering how hard Xel wants to win, Xel's feeling really town right now.

[Arntonach]

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I'm only seeing funnygurl as town cause of DBP's vote on her at EoD. I'm curious as to what she's got to say, cause I'm unsure if she's just being flippant or she's playing badly.

[_Zenith_]

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You certainly weren't pushing for him at all is what my quotes were getting at. Only that you didn't mind if he got lynched.

imo, leaving that vote on him was probably an attempt for you to not get your hands dirty at EoD when that CFD happened.

BUT

Looking at your reads list from before, I can see you not touching it because you didn't feel strongly about the two of them... as far as I could tell. You actually had backpack as slight town.

Still... be as it may, you were equally not as strong with that Yoshi vote and didn't really attack Yoshi whatsoever. So it's like...???

I understand your point and it'd be a logical move, however, it's like a hypothetical situation in my head about Funny with her vote at EoD (stressing on the word hypothetical).

In depth with Yoshi, I'd still like to see him off at the moment along with a few others but in terms of strictly Yoshi, I really want to see if his reread/attempt was just to cater to my opinion on him instead of doing it to show alignment. The effort was clearly there with the reread, however the intention isn't clear, and he did disappear after doing that which sets off bells and whistles.

I'm still puzzled about the Botchi post about me because the reasoning is just ???????? even if he's saying I'm town here. At first glance it felt like a pocket attempt.

I'm still in the midst of readjusting reads especially because of having DBP as slight town, that looks bad to me because I was unwilling to call him out on afk/utr wolf meta (someone said this). I liked the interaction with Gradiant which is why I had him there in the first place.

Hopefully that answers some of your concerns

[_Zenith_]

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also funny i know your locked clear for me but funnygurl voting until you post candle gif then unvoting because candle gif

jk my votes gonna stay on you im another cop your a wolf get fucked nerd

Weird / Unsettling

You and funny are two people that I both have hypothetical situations for that make sense but aorn it'd actually make more sense to attach it to you here than her.

[Funnygurl555]

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oh my gooooood just lost all of the progess i made

whatever this'll just be shorter

Zenith--

So part of why I'm not worried about Zenith is that I don't see him as wolf partners with DBP. He read DBP wrong, which, sure a wolf could do. Now that I know that DBP's a wolf though, it was p obvious that DBP was playing his wolf game. I would've expected a wolf to soft-bus him, not let him go as "null/slight town"

Reading Xiz as a pretty strong town confuses me, but I could see a world where that makes sense. It was pretty unwarranted IMO. It's okay if Zenith thought that though, because he's most likely right.

This post and the few ones immediately after it were pretty productive. A wolf wouldn't inject himself into a pointless argument like that. No points for defending me though, because that's easy to do as a wolf

I don't know if a wolf would care about cooling off in order to be more productive, or if a wolf would seriously get mad in the first place. That looks like it's coming from a town perspective.

His vote on Island I still think was a pretty bad move. Maybe that's the strongest wolf point I have on him

Island--

I think he's more of a wildcard because for one, if you have one game to base his playstyle on, you can't make a meta-read. I don't care how he played his last game. Wolves, especially newer wolves, would be more likely to change their plays style if they rolled wolf again.

Looking back at his posts, nothing seems damning to me. He seems like someone who isn't here and isn't trying. The one time he popped in the thread and posted his thoughts, I thought it was pretty genuine and a decent effort, which is why I un-voted him.

But nothing in those posts would clear him for me either. I'm fine with him dying if a lot of people suspect him, but I think we have better options.

Arnt/Botchi--

Okay so I guess I'll talk about each of them individually, but before I start that, I think the post by DBP that Charu brought up is really important.

ok there's no way I can save myself

Xiz is town, Charu is town, Gradiant is town, Arnt is ???, shadow is weaker town, botchi is giving his wolf game

Wolf Psych 101: you want your reads on your wolf partners to be spread out, and you'll have them on your mind whenever you post reads. You'll likely mention at least one of them.

I'm going to assume that Xiz, Charu, and Gradiant are townies this game. Shadow's town. So Arnt and Botchi are the only ones left. I'm not sure if he would wolf-read both of his partners, but probably one.

DBP also didn't interact with either these two, and a wolf is more likely to not interact with their partners in thread.

Okay, so botchi--

this guy has as many posts as sunfan... dear god.

Other people called this bad, and I agree. It wasn't insightful at all.

He mentioned DBP, pretty much noticed that DBP was playing his wolf game, and then didn't go after DBP. That's bad. post

He comes back after EOD and night phase and all he does is ask me a question.

People seemed fine with him dying though. He was universally wolf-read. It's my one reservation on him, and why I didn't hop on the wagon to see him dead last phase. I feel like that always ends up poorly, especially D0.

But DBP did wolf-read him without saying much about botchi before that... so I mean yeah whatever he can die.

Arnt--

Other than the "????????????" post he made, he did nothing in D0. He has things of substance in D1, but it's a little weird that he entered the thread being productive after an unproductive D0. I wouldn't give that town points.

I would've expected more of a train on him last phase, because many people who I town-read noticed that he made a really "??????" post. That's why I wanted to go for him over botchi before.

Cedo--

I'm not town-reading him because his vote for me is something a wolf could've done to bus his wolf-partner, and cedo is capable of that.

Cedo was still a fairly UTR person, and he wasn't exactly doing much at EOD either.

This progression was weird

I really don't understand the Xel lynch...

I mean I can behind it now that you out it that way... not a big fan of KitBs either. ugh please don't let me regret this you bastard

XelNya

Something feels off about this, like I wouldn't have expected cedo to blindly follow a wagon like that.
--

The roundbox kill is weird. I don't know who would want to kill him. FMPOV he looked like a wolf candidate. I don't want to think about it too hard though. Danceguy said a while ago that looking at NKs leads you nowhere.

[Funnygurl555]

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Also I don't know if I want to assume Xel's townie. He called himself town, did nothing else in the last minutes of EOD, and now wants to help us out

If I were about to die, I'd throw votes left and right. Heck, I pretty much did that. I dunno. It's weird.

[_Zenith_]

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Catching up now that I'm cleared for the next two weeks. I was surprised about DBP flipping wolf, but I feel that his vote on Funnygurl cleared her for town since putting her into kitb if she was a wolf would be pointless.

Duder I believe there's an unanswered post that you neglected

[_Zenith_]

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I feel better about Funny after seeing those reads

[_Zenith_]

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"Better" is open for interpretation though

[Gradiant]

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I'm still in the midst of readjusting reads especially because of having DBP as slight town, that looks bad to me because I was unwilling to call him out on afk/utr wolf meta (someone said this). I liked the interaction with Gradiant which is why I had him there in the first place.

But his side of the interaction with me was actually gross and I have no fucking idea how you could put him in a town pool because of it