What if the world ends in 24 hours?????

[Tps222]

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Depending on religion.

[QreepyBORIS]

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I'd wank off. Really, what else is there to do?

Then I'd wait for the end of 24 hours, and find out that it was only a hilarious prank by God, and we'd all have a good laugh.

[JurseyRider734]

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MAKE BABIES.

[Tps222]

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The world has massive amounts of sex to then find out it was a prank by God, and everyone has std's, and the world is heavily over-populated.

[Cj_leonine]

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ouch

[BloodRush]

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"If god is all powerful, he can create a rock so big that even He himself can not lift it. However, if He can't lift it, He is not all powerful and if He can lift it, He cannot make a rock big enough so again He is not all powerful."

[Cj_leonine]

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"If god is all powerful, he can create a rock so big that even He himself can not lift it. However, if He can't lift it, He is not all powerful and if He can lift it . . ."

Now WTF does that have to do with this thread?

[MalReynolds]

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I would find comfort in the fact that no matter how much people owned, what they bought, who they were... They could be Donald Trump or Raleigh the Crazy Homeless Man, we as the world would be unified in our dying seconds, because we would all expierience the same thing. And then there would be nothing. But, what would I do?

Apologize. A lot of people know I dick around a lot, but sometimes I can be downright mean. I have a phonebook full of people in my cell phone that I could offer up an apology for something or other. I'd set things straight with the people that had taken the time to see past shallow insults and grade school shoves because of stifled emotions.

I'd find my Dad and tell him I don't blame him for leaving. I'd go to church, where zealots would gather and keep those looking for solace in their last hours out of the house of God, reserving room for the true believers. I would sit outsid of the church and pray, pray that someone is hearing me, pray that there is something other than what I have done, that there is something more to look forward to.

Then, with all that out of the way, I'd do a run around Madison Square Garden naked and probably spend my last hour in a orgy with other beautiful people that have all had the same idea.

Mal

[hatakikakashi]

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"If god is all powerful, he can create a rock so big that even He himself can not lift it. However, if He can't lift it, He is not all powerful and if He can lift it, He cannot make a rock big enough so again He is not all powerful."

He could create a rock so big that he can't lift it. Then have some of his buddies help him with it.

[gardyloo]

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Not post here?
oh.

[Karfu]

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I would probaly repent and fullfill my life in a short time period.

That's a trick question. Space is infinite. So no matter how big God made the rock he could always still lift it. Therefor, he is all powerful.

[chuandyou]

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WTF?! IF G_D MADE A ROCK HE WOULD SKIP IT ACROSS SPACE AND IT WOULD LAND ON EARTH!!!! THAT IS HOW WE WILL DIE IN 24 HOURS!!!

lol. But if you ask me, if someone gave me good evidence the world would end, I would do number two in my pants! HOW'S THAT FOR REVENGE, ESCRETORY SYSTEM!!!!!!!!

[blargherness]

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I'd seriously have nothing better to do than lay down and think about totally random subjects. Everything's going kaput, so whats the point of doing anything constructive? I'd most likely pray to God, for praying sake. Cause praying is cool. Then I'd wonder how much it would hurt to die in the way I would die because I really don't know how I would die right now but I would if the world really was gonna end so I would probably know and think about how much it would hurt. Because I'd know the cause of the end of the world. Then I'd try to fall asleep hoping it would be a quick death and I wouldn't wake up. But that wouldn't happen. I'd probably wake up to a bunch of pain and stuff. Then die. But I'm rambling here. So yeah. I probably sounded REALLY stupid in this post.

[lord_carbo]

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"If god is all powerful, he can create a rock so big that even He himself can not lift it. However, if He can't lift it, He is not all powerful and if He can lift it, He cannot make a rock big enough so again He is not all powerful."

Think about this one...

Can god microwave a burrito so hot that he himself cannot eat it?

Okay, back to seriousness...

If the world were going to end I'd try my hardest to get layed. That, or spend lots of money on something I've always wanted to do but never got the chance to because I couldn't afford it.

Why would I apologize to people? I wouldn't want to live my last day sad because I thought up of all the regrets and mistakes I made in my life. What a nice way to die *sarcasm*

As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.

Chew on that for a bit.

[Cj_leonine]

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Seriously if the world ends in 24 hours then I'll just move to mars or something.