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  • Zapmeister
    FFR Player
    • Sep 2012
    • 466

    #31
    Re: danceguy AMA

    since you follow my ama thread with enthusiasm you can have some more questions from me :P

    If you mixed together equal amounts of butter and "I can't believe it's not butter" what name would you give to the mixture? (I mean, "I can sort of believe it may or may not be butter" isn't really catchy.)

    What high score can you get on Frog Infarctions?

    What do you regard as the minimum temperature needed for it to be socially acceptable to go shirtless in a public place like a park? or on public transport? or in an office? or in an igloo in Greenland?

    Suppose that every time, when you leave your house, you lock your front door, but when you return, your door is wide open and there's a different used car part on your kitchen table. This happens every time for 9 years. Which of these explanations is most likely? (Not implying that one of them IS the true explanation)
    A. A car salesman and a locksmith's daughter got married and both went insane.
    B. A car you bought a long time ago worked out how to travel in 4D spacetime and leaves a different part of itself behind each time.
    C. Your house was built on a car graveyard.
    D. You don't actually own a house and all of this is an elaborate prank played on you by your estate agent friends.
    E. Apples.

    Why the strAnge cApitAlisAtion in your usernAme?

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    • dAnceguy117
      new hand moves = dab
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Dec 2002
      • 10097

      #32
      Re: danceguy AMA

      thanks yo

      Originally posted by Zapmeister
      If you mixed together equal amounts of butter and "I can't believe it's not butter" what name would you give to the mixture? (I mean, "I can sort of believe it may or may not be butter" isn't really catchy.)
      "You'd Butter Believe It" oh my god kill me now

      Originally posted by Zapmeister
      What high score can you get on Frog Infarctions?
      Will come back to this one. OH WOW I said that about playing an FFR song with my nose too, didn't I? *sets phone calendar reminder*

      Originally posted by Zapmeister
      What do you regard as the minimum temperature needed for it to be socially acceptable to go shirtless in a public place like a park? or on public transport? or in an office? or in an igloo in Greenland?
      No-shirting should be allowed at any temperature. I ran cross country in high school, and nothing was worse than the rare occasions when we had to wear shirts. It's obviously not practical if the temperature is low enough to be near freezing, but at that point, it's just impressive.

      Public parks are great for running, so see above. Public transport... as long as the person doesn't smell bad, it's whatever. I don't set the rules for office attire; if I did, it'd be anything goes. Imagine someone in a chroma key suit in the cubicle next to yours. I feel like that would rule. Igloo in Greenland? The thought of being shirtless there brings me pain, so not allowed.

      Originally posted by Zapmeister
      Suppose that every time, when you leave your house, you lock your front door, but when you return, your door is wide open and there's a different used car part on your kitchen table. This happens every time for 9 years. Which of these explanations is most likely? (Not implying that one of them IS the true explanation)
      A. A car salesman and a locksmith's daughter got married and both went insane.
      B. A car you bought a long time ago worked out how to travel in 4D spacetime and leaves a different part of itself behind each time.
      C. Your house was built on a car graveyard.
      D. You don't actually own a house and all of this is an elaborate prank played on you by your estate agent friends.
      E. Apples.
      Gonna have to go with a combination of A and E. The car salesman steals an apple each time, but he feels remorse, so he trades for a car part.

      I don't believe in ghosts, so I definitely don't believe in car ghosts.

      Originally posted by Zapmeister
      Why the strAnge cApitAlisAtion in your usernAme?
      Short answer:
      I was 12.

      Long answer:

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      • Choofers
        FFR Player
        FFR Music Producer
        • Dec 2008
        • 6205

        #33
        Re: danceguy AMA

        can we chill at a bar during AN '14 and just talk about life?

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        • Arch0wl
          Banned
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Dec 2002
          • 6344

          #34
          Re: danceguy AMA

          on a scale of 1 to Pitbull how much does Dexter's portrayal of Miami nail Miami

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          • dAnceguy117
            new hand moves = dab
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Dec 2002
            • 10097

            #35
            Re: danceguy AMA

            Originally posted by Choofers
            can we chill at a bar during AN '14 and just talk about life?
            you know it. I wonder if there's a hotel with a bar in the lobby

            Originally posted by Arch0wl
            on a scale of 1 to Pitbull
            whatever we're examining can only reach Pitbull-1 at most, unless we're talking about Pitbull

            Originally posted by Arch0wl
            how much does Dexter's portrayal of Miami nail Miami
            I've never watched Dexter, and I've never really visited the heart of Miami but if there are lots and lots of Cubans, then the show is on the right track.

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            • drizzleRomanceGirl
              It's okay to be yourself.
              • Oct 2012
              • 2963

              #36
              Re: danceguy AMA

              Will you please explain in detail everything that happened in the "ADMIN!" thread where Engler "broke FFR", and how exactly the prank was set up and carried out?
              hi

              my discord username is drizzleRomanceGirl0706 in case anyone wants to message me

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              • Calcium Deposit
                I am the liquor
                FFR Music Producer
                • May 2007
                • 706

                #37
                Re: danceguy AMA

                do they let you eat cereal

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                • dAnceguy117
                  new hand moves = dab
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 10097

                  #38
                  Re: danceguy AMA

                  Originally posted by drizzleRomanceGirl
                  Will you please explain in detail everything that happened in the "ADMIN!" thread where Engler "broke FFR", and how exactly the prank was set up and carried out?
                  If you've read the thread, then you know as much as I do. TPS and mead carried the idea by themselves on the first page, and it snowballed from there. I like how some of the staff joined in.

                  Great throwback. Thanks for the question!

                  Originally posted by Calcium Deposit
                  do they let you eat cereal
                  By "they" are you referring to bowls, spoons, and milk? They allow me to eat cereal.

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                  • Calcium Deposit
                    I am the liquor
                    FFR Music Producer
                    • May 2007
                    • 706

                    #39
                    Re: danceguy AMA

                    this is an outrage

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                    • dAnceguy117
                      new hand moves = dab
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 10097

                      #40
                      Re: danceguy AMA

                      Cereal is so great

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                      • Choofers
                        FFR Player
                        FFR Music Producer
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6205

                        #41
                        Re: danceguy AMA

                        Cereal is so great

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                        • Calcium Deposit
                          I am the liquor
                          FFR Music Producer
                          • May 2007
                          • 706

                          #42
                          Re: danceguy AMA

                          [signature is too large]

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                          • dAnceguy117
                            new hand moves = dab
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 10097

                            #43
                            Re: danceguy AMA

                            (i tried to copypaste calcium's sig but he switched the image and made me look like a goofball)
                            Last edited by dAnceguy117; 09-18-2013, 04:08 PM.

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                            • Calcium Deposit
                              I am the liquor
                              FFR Music Producer
                              • May 2007
                              • 706

                              #44
                              Re: danceguy AMA

                              ok

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                              • Arch0wl
                                Banned
                                FFR Simfile Author
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 6344

                                #45
                                Re: danceguy AMA

                                what was your dancing experience prior to being danceguy

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