The Dreams of Xiz

[FissionMailed1]

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take less acid xiz


actually no don't these stories are bomb

[Arkuski]

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I had a dream that arcnmx was actually arch0wl and that he rigged the D2 bracket. Then I called him to see if he wanted to hang out and he said yes but he was really awkward about it.

[Xiz]

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April

4/1/2013: I was flying in the air, but the speed of me doing so changed very rapidly. Every cloud I hit caused notes to come out, and create some weird Moomba-Core type thing. I then remember a bear sitting on a sofa drinking tea, but there was no tea in the cup so he was very confused.

4/2/2013: All I remember is me being in a spelling bee, and I got the word "Warturtle" and I began saying the letter X over and over again. I then found myself in Russia selling bagels to a man with a very tiny head. His head then got progressively larger until I gave up and turned into a Republican.

4/3/2013: I was playing Team Fortress 2, and I think I was the medic. I could never die though, so I ran around till I got bored and played with a barrel. When I hit this barrel it would shrink suddenly, then began to float away. I cried shortly, then the pyro started dancing with his arms breaking, like a typical G-mod video.

4/4/2013: So I was about to have sex with this really really attractive girl in my spanish class. I was really excited, and she was totally into me. We were on a couch watching a movie, then she asked if I wanted to go upstairs. I then simply replied "No, sorry I'm dreaming right now". She got confused, and I remember her saying "what" so I walked into the wall which ended up being being a portal into a super mario game. I then played chess with Prince William of Orange of the Dutch. He talked to me in sign language though, and when I tried to respond to him Daft Punk kept playing from my mouth.

4/5/2013: The word "Big Bounce" was in big bright red letters above this club. It was night, however I feel like I was in that new tron movie. I walked in, only to find a bunch of pokemon trainers battling. But it was a club so people were dancing around the battles. I was sad because I didn't have any pokemon on me, so I stole a poliwag from one guy. But it turned out to be nothing more then a chewy candy.

4/6/2013: Imaging an ocean of blood coming from an old chinese man's nipples. That's all I wanna say about that....

4/7/2013: Up all night. No dreams tonight!

4/8/2013: I rescued a minecraft creeper from the UK government. Why I was in the UK I have no idea. However, Denmark (Which turned into an army of ponies) attempted to capture me. I hid in a tree, by becoming a tree. Sadly, there were dogs who could tell if tree's were real or not. I tried running but then I remembered that tree's could not run, for they have no legs. I fell over and got run over by a bunch of racecars.

4/9/2013: I was playing the piano at a bar. It went nice, I had a few drinks, chatted with a few buddies and played some uplifting music. Thats it. No plot. Just piano.

4/10/2013: I was on a TV show, kinda like a mix between 'The Hunger Games' and 'Iron Chef' where I had to cook some exotic dish without being killed. Robert Ervine tried to stab me with a harpoon, but luckily for me it was going in slow-motion so I dodged it, and it hit Jack Black. Because Jack Black was so fat, his stomach bounced around for a bit before he exploded into confetti. But it wasn't just confetti. For some reason I couldn't touch it because it was really razors with mean ants on it. One of the ants jumped on me, grew really big suddenly and bit my whole hand off.

4/11/2013: I was writing a check to someone in prison. I was doing this because they stole my 8-bit sause maker. (I don't know what it is, I just kept saying it) I looked in the jail cell next to me, and I saw Warwick (From League of Legends). I asked why he was there, and all he said was "I'm batman" and wouldn't move. I then found some chocolate in my pocket in my pants. But it melted before I could eat it. I punched the ceiling right before my eye fell out. Then I saw this weird duel-vision thing, but not really. (If that makes sense) like I could see two things at once while still only see'n one thing. I then went walking. I kept walking till I fell backwards and woke up.

4/12/2013: I was at a house party and I was apparently the stripper, but I forgot how to strip. People got really angry at me and demanded to that I play racquetball with them or they would stab me. I simply put my hands on my butt and shouted "HAH" and then shrunk really small till I was no bigger then a penny. Apparently they then lost interest in me. The table turned into a desert where I was driving a car like you would see in those commercials. But I ran over 'Boo' from Monsters Inc and my car said "Fuck you" and tossed me out. It then picked up a machine gun and shot me somehow. But the bullets didn't hurt. They were calm, and smooth. Calm bullets? I dunno.

4/13/2013: Can't remember

4/14/2013: Totally forgot to write it down, and I forgot most of it. Something with whales. And I was riding them. That's about it.

4/15/2013: I was smashing bricks with my face. But I didn't actually hit the bricks, because I made a secret deal with the bricks so they would break before I would even hit them. I then baked some brownies but I ran out of milk so I used black tar. I then fed it to a dog who started speaking Italian. I knew it was italian because I asked him if he was speaking Italian, which he simply winked at me then turned into a chair. I sat on this chair, and before I could do anything else I was stuck there forever in an empty white void of nothing with this chair. I then found a toothpick. But I didn't know what to do with it.

4/15/2013: I was a hard-drive. Like, legit. An external hard-drive. I said "beep" "boop" "beeeeep" whenever people came close. I guess I was in a store or something?

4/16/2013: One of those dreams where you are climbing something and then you fall off and wake up. I was climbing the Eiffel Tower made of straws.

4/17/2013: I had to sell a pitcher of paint to my boss. It was like a life goal to me. I started laughing uncontrollably when I attempted to do so though. Also I wasn't really selling it to my boss because he was really a cellphone made of chocolate. So I peeled him slowly and started to eat him. I had a massively large tongue.

4/18/2013: Can't remember

4/19/2013: I was in a murder mystery movie, but the camera was never on me. I was sad about this, so I decided to do the only thing I knew how to do. Kill everyone. I took a massive wrench made of hot-sause and lava and started to beat people with it. Each hit immediately caused the dream to go into slow-motion for just a few seconds. The cops were angry at me so I said sorry. They forgave me and gave me a box of cookies. I dont really remember what kind of cookies they were because I rigged them with explosives and fed them to people at the local Gym.

4/20/2013: Slenderman and I became best friends after I found out he enjoyed sushi. Also, he was really just a tall black guy with a massive afro. I called him Robin Williams. He didn't seem to like it.

4/21/2013: Can't remember.....

4/22/2013: I was a tiger. I walked around downtown and didn't give a single fuck. Like if #yoloswag #douchebag existed, I was that guy for this day. I also wore these massive shades that made me not be able to see anything. Then suddenly it was night, and I was trying to find the missing Taco for Invader Zim. He just told me to go play in my room, so I did. But I never got to my room, the stairs went forever.

4/23/2013: I really really tried to make a sandwich... I can't really remember what else happened...

4/24/2013: Up all night again

4/25/2013: I was in the game "Civ 5" - the dream was pretty much just gameplay of the game. Nothing out of the ordinary.

4/26/2013: Each ballon I would pop would cause a child to be born. So I went on this balloon popping spree. After popping about 6, my entire garage was filled with babies. I didn't know what to do so I threw a grilled cheese in the center for them to eat. I remember taking a nap (in the dream lolz) and waking up to find out that I took a plane ride over to Hawaii to go see Berry (.Rarity). However, he was really nothing more then a cat made of stone. I was quite disappointed, so I pushed him over. I said sorry afterward, then raided his fridge.

4/27/2013: I joined a sorority. I was secretly a man and nobody knew. On the first day, they all had to read about 10 books on cooking and cleaning. I laughed so hard when I woke up.

4/28/2013: I was in pokemon red. I was on a bike, then I went into lavender town. I found a pokeball but I couldn't open it because my 'dream' i guess ran out of batteries and crashed. But it's okay, because I saved apparently. But not really, because it was all glitched out. I dunno this one is hard to explain.

4/29/2013: Shapes. Like shapes getting bigger and smaller. They didn't exist but they were there. Bigger, and smaller. Kinda. Not really. Ish. You know?

4/30/2013: Can't remember

May

5/1/2013: I was in a library working on some homework to study for midterms or finals or a test or something. This cute girl game over and I said hi to her. Without thinking she picked up the table and hit the guy behind me with hit. I was so turned on I asked her to open up a doughnut shop with me. She said yes, then we walked outside. I was in Badlands National park. I then saw a bee, which tried to sting me. I simply told it "No". It said "Okay" with a speech bubble then proceeded to go to sleep. Little Z's came out of it. I then tried to dig to china but gave up after 3 seconds realizing I was trying to dig into rock.

5/2/2013: I was a building. I hated the building next to me so I toppled over on top of it. People fell out of me. I don't even know lol.

5/3/2013: The Trololo guy. He was in my dream!!! He just did his singing thing. I sat there and watched. It was like a concert but the only people in the audience was me and Duff Man.

5/4/2013: I was in the Jury of a court. We were trying to figure out what an egg looked like. The dream was pretty much a huge montage. There wasn't any music though which made it boring. I then decided to sing loudly and I got kicked out because I was being annoying. But I didn't really get kicked out because I became the judge. I looked at my desk and just saw I was making lots of hang-man games with myself.

5/5/2013: Can't remember

5/6/2013: I was a wild dragonite in the wild. I was hiding in some tall grass. I ate an apple. I then saw some feet, so I hid. I then proceeded to eating the apple. I just remember how good that apple was.

5/7/2013: I was a monster-truck driver. I drove over a bunch of Gandalf's from Lord of the Rings. They didn't seem to mind though, because they were getting paid in dirt. My monster truck was red, and had a sticker of Billy Mays on the back, to protect me from bats that might try to hurt me. I never saw any bats though.

5/8/2013: Up all night. No dream.

5/9/2013: Something about me just being so tired of all the volcanos that didn't want to explode. I asked them why they didn't want to, and they replied with something like "Nuuuuuuhhhhhhh". After one would say that, they all would. They then bowed to me and did a little proper dance with themselves. I then encased on of the mountains in copper to teach the others a lesson, and once I did I found out I got a C- on my midterm. I simply laughed it off and took a train to Texas to find out about some mystal orb that was in a local Dennys. I returned to the Dennys before I got to Texas, and slapped a waitress in the face demanding why she wasn't purple.

5/10/2013: Totally was a gay shark. I was a gay shark. I was trying to buy shoes and cheap drinks but there were no stores or clubs underwater. I didn't mind though. I just chilled with Colin Mochrie as he told me a bedtime story.

5/11/2013: Can't remember.

[bmah]

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Woke up from another weird dream.

It seems that I was one of many as a part of a secret society with its foundations built right underneath my house. I can't remember what exactly this group was about. All I know is that it was fairly exclusive and it was something to be proud of.

There was a giant complex of fancy and thematic rooms that seem to replace where I would imagine my basement to be, but this was far larger than a basement of course. The underground complex seem to be divided into four distinct sections, each with different decor and style in their rooms (e.g. one section was very blue, another one had funky 70s-themed yellows and oranges). I was shown my room where I'd be living (which is a silly thought considering right above me was my own house). Stranger yet is that each room had big holes in the ceiling so I pretty much saw the night sky.

I went outside to my backyard and sure enough there were perfectly circular holes right in the lawn of my backyard surrounding my house. Holes averaging the size of manholes, but some were smaller and some larger. I bent and sunk one foot into a hole. It went right through. Yep. These were holes all right. In my fricken backyard. You could even see the different decor and sections of the living quarters beneath the holes, although some parts of the complex were obviously concealed beneath the house itself.

Yup. Weird.

[FissionMailed1]

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Oh, this thread. Forgot about it. Keep the dreams coming.

[Xiz]

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Lol Bmah I totally saw this as a movie, but in like a weird cartoon type of way that looks like it was drawn by crayons. o.0

@Fission
I'm in finals week now, give me a few days and I'll update this.

[DragonIIDX]

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Very interesting stuff here lol. I have some pretty weird dreams myself. These aren't recent, but they are ones I remember the most recently.

One that really stood out when I was living at my old house a few years ago and what happened was the devil possessed me and I killed my mother, father, brother, sister, and my cat by slicing her head off. Then I wailed my head off and I told the devil "YOU BASTARD!! WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?" I don't know if I ate something weird before bed or what but holy crap... creepy. Not much details, because I tried to wake up from seeing anymore of this so it was short.

Another one I had which is more recent, is when there was epidemic going on and I was investigating what was causing it and Mufasa leaps in to help me find the cause. Then he says we would have a better chance of finding it if we split up so we did, and somehow I ended up on a jungle ride like from Universal Studios or something... I go all the way on the ride which was a jeep on a fixed track in a rainforest setting. (Kind of like Jurassic Park without the dinosaurs) I got to the end of the ride and the jeep starts going backwards and the roof opens and it starts pouring and I get soaked all the way back to the beginning of the ride then I woke up... it was awesome at first that I got to meet Mufasa but then it got weird with the ride... not sure if it means I need to watch The Lion King again or I want to go to Universal Studios or both.

[bmah]

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So it seems that I sometimes get dreams about climbing up dangerously twisted staircases, small ledges, or beams sprawled randomly across a tall room. All for purposes I cannot remember. They're dangerously steep, and I'd sometimes get a case of vertigo as if I was really about to fall off.

Most recently, I needed to get to someplace high for reasons I can't remember once again. Imagine a rather narrow, but tall enclosed space. Something like going up an enclosed spiralling staircase found in a multi-level parking garage. But this wasn't exactly a staircase. It was more like a mixture of stairs, multi-colored steel beams, and ledges on walls that didn't look like you were supposed to climb there. Anyways, sometimes I had to take big steps up, other times I had to jump up and grab a ledge with my hands. As for the steel beams at the very top, they were pretty much strewn in random orientations. I was practically clutching my body around each of them on my stomach, because looking down was way too freaky.
At the top I reached a floor to get to somewhere...

In past dreams, I'd have stuff like going up a typical two-storey house (probably my aunt's). But the stairs were extra long and stretched pretty far and got very wobbly/unstable near the top. Basically getting up to where I needed to go was a chore, impractical, and a bit scary.

[Choofers]

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xiz take some unisom before you go to sleep

spenner was having some vivid dreams while taking it, and I'm having some of the weirdest I've ever had

[Spenner]

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I'm still experiencing vivid elaborate dreams, usually full of so much detail and complexity it's hard to take it all in. Melatonin used to give me vivid dreams but I haven't been taking it for over a month.

But yeah the last dream I had on dox was being harry potter in a quiddich match that took place on a steep downhill dirtbike ramp-filled course off the side of a mountain with literally hundreds of booby traps I had to maneuver around but ended up getting demolished by some kind of giant buck toothed bear trap with feet.

[HalfStep]

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Long post/dream incoming.

I'm going on some field trip for some reason, we take a schoolbus to some wierdass minecraft looking field.. all I remember about this part is people tackling each other in the neck with extended arms or something. Anyway a bunch of time passes and the field was pretty long so we head back to the bus. I realize I better run, and start doing so. After quite a while I see the fucking bus leaving so I'm like oh no.

Good thing there is one of those hollywood train thingys

I see some people with my school uniform so I'm like there's no way this can go wrong. Anyways so I get on and lie down cause sitting is for fools. So we start heading back and I ask the driver if we're going back to "School Name Here" and he's like nah we're going to the City Hall. I kinda know where that is and I know I can get home from there so I just wait till we get somewhere. Apparently this vehicle is agile enough to enter a tunnel that goes underground and ends up in the back of an airplane! ? ! Anyways I tell the driver to fuck off cause I'm fed up with his bullshit and I just wanna get home. So I'm driving this train thing out of the airplane and up an escalator when this airplane passenger shoots a gun.

OH FUCKKK GET OUT OF HERE WHY ISNT THIS THING GOING UP THESE FUCKING STAIRS FASTER!? I decide to abandon the train thing that served me so well and run up the stairs like a normal human being. The guy with a gun is chasing me through the airport and doesn't seem to give a fuck about anybody else. Every escalator I run across goes the wrong direction so I'm essentially stuck on this pretty fast square of airport. I decide to grab a fat flight attendant and use her as a hostage and maybe he'll waste all his bullets and I'll be fine.

He shoots over 100 shots from his little pistol and I'm really fed up with nobody coming to help. Eventually some airport security show up to taser the guy, but they mess up and taser themselves. I wake up laughing... yep.

[Frank Munoz]

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Nearly a week ago I dreamed that I was with my girlfriend and I saw this advertising paper for "cancer patients can find love wrestling match".
And I thought that I should join to help cancer patients find love.
My gf went to take a seat and I went to the ring filled with abuncha people with cancer wrestling and falling in love with the person that they pin down or something it was really cute.
Then I saw one of my old friends from highschool and I guess we started vs each other.
Through out the playful match we were conversing, then some how I won and I was ontop of her.
She smiled and then I was about speak but then she kissed me and then I was like "WOAH ***** DHOLD UP(not really, I just backed up and told her I had a gf and then I turned to my gf in the stands; it didn't seem like she knew what happened)".
And then she.. uh, I think she got a bit sad or something. Then I was like, I have to tell my gf.
And then I took her out into the outskirts of the stadium ring and my gf was there and I was like we kissed but she didn't know i was with you and my gf didn't even care and was like, it's okay chill ***** the end

[Arkuski]

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I had a dream this guy punched my mom in the face. I was very upset.

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lucid dreaming = best