Weird Dreams (post yours if you have any)

[british_bmx2005]

The wierdest dream I have ever had was being shot multiple times by bank robbers with hand guns or shotguns and still being alive. Even though they shot my head and my legs off. (((THEM CRAZY BASTARDS!!!)))

[emccky]

one time i thought a snowboard race was going on and they were racing to my house to kill me.. and i ran around trying to make a fort before they came and woke up in the morning with a huge thing of pillows on my floor by my bed.

[Snapps]

Why am I in no ones dreams.

I feel ashamed and sad.

And time to sleep, i'll post my dream tomorrow morning.

[zildjian133]

One time I dreamt aliens were trying to invade my house, and I'd go and break alien necks and crap but they'd always end up catching me and putting me in a tank filled with some kind of liquid that I could breath. And somehow I had a device that I could hit reset and try it again and again, and it would always end up with me in the liquid tank... I've had crazier dreams, this is just one that comes to my mind real quick.

[HOHddrfreak]

i had a dream where i was stuck in a fortress with my friends. i knock over some spears and poof. Some walking pigs grab us and take us to this green room. They ask us "scrambled eggs or videos." no i am not on or never have been on any substance of any sort

[-Skooter-]

This is kinda odd that I spot this thread today, considering I had the weirdest dream of my life LAST NIGHT. It was really one of those crappy ones because you feel awake, so when you start to get scared you can't wake yourself up, you think you already are.

This is the dream:

Trey and I are in bed, and I was really upset about something...so we stopped talking and he fell asleep (don't know what happens here...) suddenly I close my eyes for a brief moment, open them, and there's another person in bed with me on the other side of me. I try to talk to them but they're not responding...so I attempt to wake Trey up, I tell him there's someone else in the bed. Trey's telling me to shut up and go back to sleep there's no one there so I think I should check again...maybe he's right...I turn around, and stick my hand out and feel a face...I reach back and grab their hair and pull their head up and by now my hearts beating too fast and I can't scream...I try to wake up beause by now I've began to think that this is a dream...but then I think I already am awake... shit. Now I can't wake up...

Finally I force myself awake...I was freaking out though. They say dreams are compiled random thoughts that have potentially annoyed us throughout the day...but I don't know. Some of that shit doesn't make any sense.

[zajac]

Funny... I just told my friend about my dream over MSN when I woke up... SO here is the message log...

Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
OMGOMGOMG
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
my nightmare i had tonight was SOOOOOO gorey
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
holy crap
You've given me the confidence to stare... says:
haha
You've given me the confidence to stare... says:
I'm sorry
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
i like... didnt want to wake up... cuz i was like a wizard guy that killed zombies... and so i had magic powers and could levitate and shoot fireballs and all that shit... haha... and thre was this BOSS zombie that was killing everyone with a chainsaw and it was fucking sick... BUT SO COOL... and then i woke up and was like... FUCK YEAH!! hahaha
You've given me the confidence to stare... says:
NURD!
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
...i beat the boss zombie by the way... he was shooting purple beams from his chainsaw at me and crap... and i hid behind a column and debri was flying past my face... and i looked around a corner and distracted him and he shot a big shot at me and it almost hit me so i got pissed and powered up a huge bolt and went on the other side of the column right as he was off guard and shot it him and he
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
exploded guts EVERYWHERE
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
...then i woke up... haha
You've given me the confidence to stare... says:
haha
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
HAHAHA
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
omgomgomg
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
AND THEN
You've given me the confidence to stare... says:
i love it! that rocks!
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
before that
You've given me the confidence to stare... says:
I got 30 min of sleep.. so I didn't ahve a dream
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
i was talking to the boss zombie
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
wwondering why he was killing everyone
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
and this was his back story
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
and this is the coolest part i can remember of the dream
You've given me the confidence to stare... says:
haha
You've given me the confidence to stare... says:
nice
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
it was like the 1600's or something and he stole something in his 20's and the village got pissed at him
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
SO
You've given me the confidence to stare... says:
you're like me now!
You've given me the confidence to stare... says:
wow
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
they decided to cut the top part of his head off
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
and by top part
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
that would be slice down where his mouth is... which ISNT the top part
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
then they sowed it back on or something
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
so he looked like a FREAK
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
haha
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
and for some reason he lived for over 400 years in the shadows
You've given me the confidence to stare... says:
you need to write a comic strip
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
until he finally came out and started killing everyone in the most gruesom way possible with his chainsaw
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
hahahaha
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
aidan... omg... it was SO nasty... i've NEVER had a dream like this
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
once about freddy krueger when i was 10 or something... but that dream didnt even have a drop of blood
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
this was full out gorefest
Zajac Says, "Last Firstborn By Celldweller Kicks Ass!!! OMG!!! GOOSEPIMPLES!!!" says:
haha

[Silver_Brian]

My friend told me his dream once. Something along the lines of Pinocchio (sp?) cutting off his limbs with a chainsaw. And impaling him. And he didn't die. And it kept going around. He said when he woke up there was like a pencil in his back, thus the impaling. My own dreams I can't remember real well.

[XDDRCutieX]

Well Snapps I kind of had a dream about you. It was about almost all of you that were going to the FFR meetup but mainly snapps and LD. It happened a few days ago.
We were all at the Westland AFC playing DDR and stuff. I remember I was sitting there watching 2 people play DDR. It was snapps and LD. LD was winning so then snapps just like screamed and turned into some weird monster type thingy. He was like blue and green, had red eyes. he had spikes and crap. The he stomped on the ground and made a big hole. Then he just turned back to normal and started to play DDR again but he didn't know why everyone was stairing at him. So then everyone just screamed and ran away. I stayed there though. I don't know why I did. It was really odd because then I went up to snapps and told him everything that happened and next thing I knew snapps was kissing me. Then I woke up thinkin "Wow that was messed up!"

I don't know how in the world I could of drempt that.

Then I also remember having a dream when I was about 10. It was more weird than all of yours. My dream went a little like this:
I woke up in my dream and I was getting ready for school. I got dressed and stuff. Then I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth and all that stuff. I went to get my toothbrush and it was missing. So I was all upset and everything. It so happens that my toothbrush ran away. So in my dream I even made lost toothbrush signs! There was something like $100 reward to whoever found it.
That was really weird.

~Rach~

[rydenHS]

XD

Well.. i got 2 weird dreams... One that happened 4 days ago... and one that happened when i was 6

Well.. the one i had 4 days ago... started like this.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVEN DREAMED ABOUT THIS LOL

This sniper went on a roof and watched this secret agent.. which happenes to be a woman.
He had stalked her for a month...
(this is me watching it from behind him)
he waited for her to move to the direct spot, so i thought i should take the chance and warn her.
I got off the roof, and headed to the apartment.
When i get there, i saw the agent move to put something down on her night stand.
And that when i move, pull a rifle out and kill her.

I woke up and i was like, wtf, i thought he was the killer not me.

The dream i had when i was 6...
I dreamed about how people die and why people die.
I don't know how, because i was 6.. but.. i kind of understood everything!
I dreamed of last generation, and century... I was this blonde lady, with mixed purple and green eye, singing a goodbye song to her children, before going to work.
When she went to work.. i think she started discussing about the devil vs. God.
She/me was way more interested in the devil, so she started picking up idea, and details, so she would get to the right track, and see if the devil is real. I even wrote a poem about it in 7th grade..

Logic

At night
I could feel the hunger
and emptiness
darkness
of the five o'clock shadow
over those blue eyes.
The great painting sitting on the wall,
gives a great chill of the dark
spots
in the closet and thinking about the evil spirit
next to the window
as it transforms into an angel.
Why do they bring bad dreams on my
brown hair?
In the great mind that no one found yet.
I am the scientist of tomorrow.
Blond hair, green eyes
singing goodbye to her children a
century before.
Why does she insist on talking about
the devil?
That is he who brought us bad.
Keeps the bad.
Else we should discuss about God,
creature of all Earth sea.
Numbers, wind,
and water
adds up the upcoming future.
The galaxy unknown!
made for only those who could explore!
Wishing there was a way to move and make a
difference.
So those who revolve around us wouldn't pick out
their stuff and die, fade out
away from life, away from
Logic.

Yep, i can't believe i was 6 when i had that dream.. i think someone wanted me to dream about it.. hmm...

Thats pretty Fed up. I throw garlic at you!!!

*EDIT* My dream was about a GIANT snickers bar.

I was at my school walking around and I saw the vending machine with a GIANT snickers bar in it...I didn't know how much it was. I went around my school asking how much it was and then my friend tells me that it is 1.50 so I go back to the vending machine and buy it. It falls of the rack thing, I reach my hand inside and then my dream ended.

I think that was the only dream I had that actually had one setting and I actually did something without getting sidetracked.

[-Skooter-]

I've always been a Heath bar kinda kid myself.

[QreepyBORIS]

Candy's candy. O_o

[Tonberry_Kid]

One time. I like had this dream. And like in this dream. I like was eating a HUGE marshmellow. And like when I woke up. Like my pillow was all wet stuff. It was like, creepy....LIKELIKELIKELIKELIKELIKE....

[-Skooter-]

If I could, I would shoot you right now, completely out of kindness.

[blitzmage]

I once had a dream I was working at school and nobody was in the room, I thought I should get home so I packed up my stuff and suddenly I saw a swarm of these knats. I closed alot away and one bit me and sucked my blood and I let out a quick scream. I started to panic and I ran out of the building hoping that they wouldn't get me. But of course this was a nightmare so I looked into the sky and saw a swarm of them. I ran and ran dodging through buildings but they caught up to me and I couldn't move. Suddenly more and more flew down feasting upon my body. I let out a loud long scream and the only thing that made them stop was the view of only my bones left.

That was creepy.