Embarrassing School Moments

[completelyincomplete]

A couple years ago during lunch I was in a hurry to get to Student Council. I was on the stairs going down to the foyer when I tripped over my shoelace. I tumbled all the way down and fell into the railing. My lunch went flying and I did it when everyone was at the microwave warming up their lunches. I never forgot that.

Another embaressing moment was in grade one when one of the guys called me up to the front of the class and kissed me. The people at my have never let me live that down.

[Varia]

Woah man. That reminds me. I used to do tons of stupid things for small change...

This one time, my friend gave me a dollar to lick the rim of a trash can. Another time was licking the ground. Another time was eating some skittles or something somebody found. The worst, though, was sneak kissing girls for money. You know, you casually stroll by the girl, and when they least expect it, you give them a peck on the cheek or something. I was lucky they didn't file sexual harassment suits against me or anything. Oh yeah, I kissed the ugliest, stupidest, fattest girl ever. I hate her guts. Her family wanted to sue me because I called her a slut one day. I mean, she goes around wearing short shorts and tight T-shirts. She was just a huge, ugly, slobbering walrus oh my god. She liked me. eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

But I only called her a slut because she said something to me first. She said, `See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya`. That, in my mind, is much worse than being called a slut. would rather be a slut than a person nobody would ever have any interest in whatsoever. At least sluts get sex and stuff.

Sorry, off-topic.

To the guy that wants to pass himself out: Just get a friend to watch you and make sure you don't like fall over and hurt yourself. It' pretty simple.

[Ultimablah]

If i were to pass myself out on, say, a bed, it'd be all right?

*wants to try... maybe*

[linus]

Embarrassing school moments? Too many. Our class have got it almost everyday. Though we're all happy with these, it makes schoolhour flies away quickly...

[itsme4free]

RE: Embarrassing School Moments

I walked into the girls restroom in second grade. What's worse is that there were girls in there and i asked why they were in the boys restroom. i think it was because my 1st grade class was across from boys, and 2nd across from girls.

[Cenright]

RE: Embarrassing School Moments

And you had to walk around with wet pants for the rest of the day...wow.
Once i was in...i think about 4th grade, not sure, but i was in a playground, dont remember the details, ran straight into a pole that was holding up a swingset. I was on the ground for about a minute, half knocked out. Everybody started crowding around me, but everybody was all simpathetic so it wasn't really embarassing...also another time, about a week ago, i sit and hit the very edge of my chair so the chair goes flying and I slam on the ground. I found it funny, but others would be embarassed in the situation.

I had this down to an art in 5-6 grade. There was a big pole, about 8 inches in diameter, about 15 feet in front of the swing. I got good at jumping out of the swing at a low trajectory as a boost of speed, and running into the pole. I got so good at ricocheting off the pole that it didn't hurt. It did knock me to the ground, but it was that soft, composite rubber stuff.

[sugarandspice0512]

Embarrsing moment

I have no embarrising moments thank god

[Starshot]

In kindergarden, I went to the restroom with the door open...
The worst part is, the two girls I liked saw me

Can you say "Humiliation?"

[msbrunnettemickey]

What about parents?
Parents embarrass you... A LOT.

I remember one time...
Actually.. it's not one time. IT'S ALL THE TIME.
My father shows my baby pictures... you know with the little baby clothes... To everyone of my friends (and yes even showed to my ex boyfriends). We have this huge green album filled with my baby pictures. Then picture by picture he starts to describe it, and even tell, little short stories that went along with the picture.
Yes, i love my dad very much.

Edit.

But wait! There is more.
In Israel when i was 8, me and my friend lived in the same apartment, she lived on the 4th floor i lived on the 1st floor... She has a HUGE porch, like the size of 2 and a half living rooms... So we loved to flood it with water. Then i had the stupidest idea, i said "Hey Nufar! Let's slide on our butts, while the porch is flooded!" She agreed but then said "Well, i don't want to slide with my new jeans, how about sliding with our underwear?" (Since we were best of friends since we were 2 i agreed to that also) What can i say? we were stupid 3rd graders... or 2nd.. i forget.. So we take out pants off, and we left our tank tops on, and we slide on our butts across the porch, having fun!
But then! UH OH! The cutest 4th grader come up Nufar's porch and just stares at us, like he had never saw anything like us before.

It was pretty embarrassing, Nufar starts screaming, and the cute 4th grader runs away...
I still don't know how the hell he got on the porch...
Oh yeah he was a neighbor. WAIT WTF.

[eVILPeeR]

Well.. Varia, I tried that passing out thing.
And.. it works. I was with my girlfriend today, and apparently she wanted to see somebody pass out.. haha, so I "demonstrated" for her what passing out looks like.
Turns out I twitch as though I'm having a seizure, but I make no noise at all. It was really strange, though because when I did it I was facing away from the bed. Apparently, right before I passed out I turned around, and flopped on the bed looking directly at her. Which is DEFINITELY a good thing, falling forward would have hurt SO much.
But yea. It's fun and all, but VERY strange. Infact right before it happens, you're almost sure it won't.

[Privateer]

This passing yourself out thing sounds interesting but severely unhealthy...

[blargherness]

about the passing out, im just scared i'll go "eight-year-old" like that guy that somebody said happened to them...or something. I made no sense right there.

[-Fallen-]

It's pretty dangerous sometimes, knew this one guy who did it and was purple in the face and then fell smashed his face on the desk in school during class and had a huge gash on his forehead, twitched about 30secs or so and then was like.. " my head hurts.. "

I never performed that "passing out" again ever.

[eVILPeeR]

It's really hard on your body, but if you do it in a controlled environment you won't hurt yourself. The worst that has happened to me, was that I fell sideways and landed into the side of a speaker.. no, not the base of it, the mesh part. I have a little mark on my forehead as a result.. and like, a small bruise on my leg from hitting something I don't really remember what.
You just have to be careful about it.. you'll be fine afterwards, but it is unhealthy and hard on your body.

[UbEr_RaVe]

K like in 3rd grade, I was really sick and my mom made me go to school. We had connected desks and I sat across from the girl I think I liked (can't remember). 7:55, I barf twice. First, I kept it in my mouth and managed to swallow it back down. Second, I chunked all over that desk with everyone sitting at the connected desks. All their books got ruined. To this day, all I have to tell my mom, "I don't feel well," and she'll let me stay home.

BTW, tried the passing out thing. My body went numb for two minutes, but I was still conscious. I'll try it again later, but not now.