Embarrassing School Moments

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  • FishFishRevolution
    GotR Creator
    • Nov 2003
    • 7251

    #31
    My friend was on Death's Kitchen once (extra cool people know what i'm talking about) at school, and we were reading about getting information out of people efficiently (which, by the way, is not even offered as an elective at my high scool) and laughing about it. He decided it was such a good article, that he would print 6 copies of it (for some reason). When he went to the printer, the librarian asked him what it was he was printing. Mind you, this never happens, but for no reason at all, she asked him all the same. His face froze in fear of what the administrator was about to read.

    I laughed, watching a 67 year-old woman's face slowly changing as she read about force feeding your victim's wife's baby (which has just been cooked thoroughly in the over) to her.

    It was a grand school moment.

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    • The_Q
      FFR Player
      • May 2004
      • 4391

      #32
      RE: Re: RE: Embarrassing School Moments

      I ran, headstrong, into a block of lockers and caused the whole thing to shake and made a dent in three of them. With my head. No injuries but I managed to land a near-detention. It was near because I talked my way out of it.

      Thing is, it was really loud but it didn't hurt. And there was no brain trauma.

      Q

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      • Silver_Brian
        ¯\(°_o)/¯ ¯\(o_°)/¯
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Apr 2005
        • 5576

        #33
        My 6th grade teacher asked all Jewish people to come see her about a project. I went. Then I rembered i'm Christian. Brain lag... Most other things I could post don't pertain to me. Like Borrego getting pantsed in front of popular girls and not noticing.

        Originally posted by Moogle-master
        i now have another excuse to grow a dick
        Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
        "i've seen your little boy's penis"

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        • DataXUnknown
          FFR Player
          • Jul 2004
          • 161

          #34
          I took my skateboard to school, grinded a rail and fell. A few girls came up to me and said "Don't worry, only about 200 people saw that". It hurt pretty bad, but I try to play it out and look tough. A bit embarresing it was...

          I also almost ran over a kid in the parking lot...that was funny though..

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          • The_Q
            FFR Player
            • May 2004
            • 4391

            #35
            Oh, my mom actually ran over my Public Speaking teacher last year. We were going about 2 miles an hour, though. The teacher laughed like the psychopath she is. All was well.

            I myself have been runover in a similar fashion in Rome. That's right, folks, I fell in Rome.

            Q

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            • JurseyRider734
              lil j the bad b-word
              • Aug 2003
              • 7506

              #36
              Re: RE: Re: RE: Embarrassing School Moments

              Originally posted by The_Q
              And there was no brain trauma.

              Q

              I wouldn't be so sure about that one.
              Originally posted by Arch0wl
              I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

              Originally posted by Afrobean
              Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
              the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
              Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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              • veranica
                FFR Player
                • Jun 2003
                • 76

                #37
                RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Embarrassing School Moments

                In school a few weeks ago this kid stole my cookie during lunch. I just flipped out because he just stole my cookie so I put my hand around his neck and one in front of his face and told him to spit it out. Before he got to spitting the assistant principle came and started yelling at us. It was more funny than embarising because she yelled more at my friend who wasn't doing anything wrong than she was at me

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                • The_Q
                  FFR Player
                  • May 2004
                  • 4391

                  #38
                  RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Embarrassing School Moments

                  Love you too, Jurs.

                  Q

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                  • Mindfields
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 1566

                    #39
                    RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Embarrassing School Moments

                    Well, yesterday I lost control and started singing Boom Boom Dollar during class.
                    That's not too bad...I've done worse...

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                    • falconsfan14
                      Banned
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 2183

                      #40
                      RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Embarrassing School Moments

                      Why would you sing boom boom dollar? i hate that song. anyway.

                      about 2 weeks ago in class (block computer science, boring) i was surfing the internet with my new found filter get arounder, and i went on wimp.com, just to have a few laughs, and i clicked on the granny vibrater one( seen it before, its soo funny) and my teacher walks up seeing this grandma using a vibrator as a telphone XD! i got 1 week iss, because i presed refresh and it came up general porn!(when i refreshed it put the www back into http://wimp.com [thats how you get past the filters at my school, no www]) =O , my referal reads as follows. student daniel tyler was looking at porn during class, then attempted to close out of the page and continued to lie to me saying it was not porn but it was a video on a website that has nothing to do with porn . all of which is not true!!! funny to the rest of the class=\.

                      And before class was over i replaced all the taps on the web browsers to porn sites . people are still talking about this.

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                      • JurseyRider734
                        lil j the bad b-word
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 7506

                        #41
                        RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Embarrassing School Moments

                        WOW. YOU'RE SO HARDCORE, COOL, AND FUNNY!
                        Originally posted by Arch0wl
                        I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                        Originally posted by Afrobean
                        Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                        the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                        Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                        • ckj846
                          FFR Player
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2437

                          #42
                          Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Embarrassing School Moments

                          Originally posted by JurseyRider734
                          WOW. YOU'RE SO HARDCORE, COOL, AND FUNNY!
                          YEAH, AND REALLY SMART!
                          O_o
                          pyro31191: TELL EVERYONE YOU WANT TO TAKE IT IN THE ASS NOW
                          pyro31191: rofl
                          pyro31191: You should tell them earlier though
                          pyro31191: so they can buy dildos instead of fleshlights

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                          • ToshX
                            FFR Player
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 5111

                            #43
                            Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Embarrassing School Moments

                            Originally posted by JurseyRider734
                            WOW. YOU'RE SO HARDCORE, COOL, AND FUNNY!
                            I see nothing wrong with what he said, Jurs.

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                            • tnyhwk900
                              FFR Player
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • May 2003
                              • 4106

                              #44
                              RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Embarrassing School Moments

                              One time while taking a science exam, I would occasionally say the letter I wrote in a very loud, game show host-like voice. It would be dead silent, then you'd hear this very loud, "BEEEEEEEE!" It wasn't actually embarassing, because the class would start laughing when I said it.

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                              • msbrunnettemickey
                                FFR Player
                                • Sep 2004
                                • 1780

                                #45
                                Hmm...
                                Once in 9th grade.. i was running down the hall and bumped into a wall, then into a locker then i slipped right on my gym teacher, and his pants ripped.

                                Infront of everyone

                                Yeah that was pretty... Embarrassing.

                                בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
                                מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
                                יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
                                אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
                                אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
                                אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
                                ודואג ודואג נורא

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