Why my job is better than yours.

[tnyhwk900]

That Stratus is hot, 87x. I'd take it any day.

[Laharl]

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...but has anyone actually purchased anything?

We're still not technically open. Vegas city law requires companies to have a Certificate of Occupancy (CO) before they are allowed into a store to begin setting up. The building has to meet all industry standards or something before they give out a CO. Inspectors have been there. I think the problem was some sort of wiring malfunction with an outlet. Not positive. We're hoping Monday.

Also, I went and put what each car was in the original post. (If you read this before I edit it, wait a minute or two.)

[Squeek]

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Here's a summary of the average shift on my job.

*Greets other person as they leave*

*sits*

*Goes home*

I think I won.

~Squeek

[lightdarkness]

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Here is a summary of my job:

Sit on computer

Sleep

(srs, my job is on da computer)

[Tps222]

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I'll donate LD

*Gives 500k meat*

[ananana]

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Is the big joke today calling Casey "Larl"?

Larl is my nickname for him. Everyone is copying me because I'm so cool.

[emccky]

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wow that is hot.

[msbrunnettemickey]

My job is doing this,

~takes the object from the costumer~
~*BEEPS* all the objects~
~gived the total money the costumer ownes~
~takes money and says "SEE YA LATER ALIGATOR"~

The other job is, " Medical examinor little helper~

~takes the organ, weighs it~
~tells the M.E. how much it weighs~
~cleans organ~
~gives it back to the M.E. to observe, and watch her sew back the dead body~

Yeah, my job OWNS!

[xinfinitys]

You have any Bucattis? =DDD

Completely forgot about Buccatis. Scratch my Ferrari and put me down for 2 Buccatis.

[Laharl]

This just in:

We're getting 5 neqw surprise cars in the store tomorrow. I will post an update when I know what they are.