What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

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  • psychoangel691
    Retired Staff
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Dec 2004
    • 10438

    #16
    Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

    Thought this was interesting and would fit in here http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/life/...olved-2514671/
    Originally posted by Charu
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    Originally posted by DaBackpack
    also a fucking helicopter is the absolute last place I'd go to find out how big my dick is
    Originally posted by Shadow_God_10
    Dawg you don't even know. It's so fuckin' small I can use a pen cap to jack off

    Originally posted by hi19hi19
    yeah I'mma go for the Rave7 route she's just perfect, stiff on the top, thin in the middle, and has a BIG THICC END that I can just jack on all night UwU best girl

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    • .Gazelle.
      Mr. Skeltal
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Oct 2010
      • 1506

      #17
      Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

      Well thing with my dreams is no matter what the dream is about it ends with a. Me falling to my death b. Me losing all my teeth c. Me getting stabbed in the head ._.


      Originally posted by LeKrispyKreme
      Rap music is music. However, It's not in the traditional sense of how we understand music. The vocals are filled with slangs that gangs used since the 70s and a lot of the instrumentations are replaced with "Street Sounds" instead of traditional instruments. Music is defined as any combination of sounds that is pleasing to the ear, so while one person may find it as "noise" another person can find it pleasing to the ear and so call "vibe" with it as how I think the kids would say it these days.

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      • DossarLX ODI
        Batch Manager
        Game Manager
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Mar 2008
        • 15004

        #18
        Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

        There was a dream where the teeth in my mouth dissolved and I looked like an ogre. ****ing scared the shit out of me.

        Also had one where a meteor landed right in front of me, was at the staircase in my middle school and it crushed the girl in front of me.
        Originally posted by hi19hi19
        oh boy, it's STIFF, I'll stretch before I sit down at the computer so not I'm not as STIFF next time I step a file

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        • pmonibuv1
          FFR Veteran
          • Aug 2007
          • 3236

          #19
          Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

          Lol crushed.
          FMO AAA's (55): Rottel-Da-Station, Church Bells, Arrogant Cobbler, Grocery Escape Plan, Disconnected Hardkore, Minute Waltz v2, Battle Theme #37, Flight of the Bumblebee, Midnight Dragon, Jeanie and Caroline, Blue-Violet, Puzzle, Kyrie, 300, Largiloquent Dithyramb, Brandish Headless, Going On Spring Wind, Novo Mundo, Gacha Gacha Hertz Figu atto Radio, Starwolf, Melonman's OP, Summer Time Perfume, Perfect Cherry Storm, Hajnal, Epidermis, Strangeprogram, Thrash, Lawn Wake I (LW EP Edit), Choprite, AIM Anthem, Dance and Zeal, Kanon Medley ~Metal Wings~, Clockwork, JULIA, Heavenly Spores, Distorted God, Radio Heads, Epilogue, Spoils, Ripoff, Since 1983, A FLOWER GARDEN, The earth blew up, Phalanx, Chronograph, Black Key Etude, Trinity, super mario bros theme (original NES is awesome), Jack-The-Ripper, Poppin' Shower, cheerful forest, Trisection v2, Devilz Staircase, Colibri, Club

          FGO AAA's (2): Time To Eye, The Bird's Concrete Nosedive

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          • Secks69
            Banned
            • May 2011
            • 445

            #20
            Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

            Scariest: I was swimming in the pool at my house when outta nowhere, Sentinel (X-Men) broke my protective shield screen thingy and tried to "neutralize" me. I hopped out of the water and ran when outta nowhere, Cyclops comes and breaks him apart with his beam. Me thinking Sentinel was dead, I walked away with Cyclops to get some ice cream when all of a sudden, missiles came coming at me behind my back, turned around and saw them coming straight at me and then I woke up.

            Weirdest and funniest: This girl that I've been crushing on since I was like 9 came over to my house and played Black Ops and we both won a TMD match, iirc I had 16-1 and she had 13-3. We kept playing til my parents left and had rough, passionate sex in my bed for hours lmfao

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            • 25thhour
              I like max
              • Feb 2007
              • 2922

              #21
              Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

              Originally posted by xXAll-ProXx
              Alright, I was bored and also had a pretty interesting dream last night so, I'm making this thread for anyone who wants to share one of their dreams with everyone. It can be the strangest or the scariest or even the most stupid dream you've ever had, just think of a dream that sounds like the most interesting one.





              ------------------------------------------------------
              I'll go first

              Scary: Last night I had a dream of myself dreaming in a dream, in a dream, in a dream (I believe it was 6 "layers" of dream), kind of like inception, except I wasn't conscience about it. It all started with me snowboarding and crashing to a tree, I wake up in my own room, happy that it was just a dream, I go get some water, take a piss, come back to my room, sit on my bed, and wake up AGAIN, this time I actually thought I was awake, so I went to my parents' room and woke them up so they can clarify that I'm not sleeping, before they turned their heads, I ****ing woke up again. Anyways, this continued to happen for a few more times, until I literally woke up and found myself 100% conscience. However, I was scared to shit cause I thought maybe I was still sleeping and seeing myself do the same thing (wake up in my own room and get water) was even scarier. Finally, to make sure if I was awake I went and poured the entire water bottle on myself..... i woke up again --___--



              btw, I almost shat my pants this morning lol
              Whenever i dream that I pee I wake up with wet sheets. >.<

              EDIT: Scariest: Im also a Lucid Dreamer but the scariest dream was I was bouncing on a trampoline and I went like super fukin high and all of a sudden the trampoline dissapeared and Im falling into a forest Im just about to get impaled by a tree and I woke up.

              Most Effed Up: I was riding on a bike with my cousin and there was an airplane chasing us, our bikes started to fly and we were making faces at people inside the aircraft.

              Funniest: hmm, prolly the dream when my family won the lottery twice in one day. Cause I woke up screaming "Holy **** WE JUST WON THE LOTTERY AMGZ" I also remembered the lotto numbers and told my mom to buy a ticket with em :P
              Last edited by 25thhour; 07-25-2011, 09:42 PM.
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              • who_cares973
                FFR Player
                • Aug 2006
                • 15407

                #22
                Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

                Scariest dream I had was where I had pushes my brother and he fell. As he fell though every body part exploded with blood gushing everywhere and the entire time he was screaming in agony.

                Longest, Scariest dream of my life

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                • sakura080789
                  Rapture Universe
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 1751

                  #23
                  Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

                  hmmmm this is a tough one

                  Scariest Dream/Strangest: i guess apparently i was being attacked by some type of creature with sharp claws but the weird part was i woke up with a long type of scratch going from my neck down to my stomach

                  Funny: well i had a dream about food lots and lots of food and well i woke up and i was trying to eat my blankets. my girl was like what were you trying to do the next morning
                  Last edited by sakura080789; 07-25-2011, 10:02 PM.

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                  • xXAll-ProXx
                    FFR Veteran
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 2040

                    #24
                    Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

                    Another scary dream that I had just a week ago was when I witnessed my dad slashing his neck with some type of knife right in front of my eyes and dying. I woke up and started crying. = (
                    I have a dig bick.

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                    • Spenner
                      Forum User
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 2403

                      #25
                      Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

                      Scariest:

                      Either my sleep paralysis episodes as a kid, if those count, which involved being glued to my bed, convinced I was awake but still dreaming, everything was like pencil drawings, drawn in the style of the Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark drawings. At my door, this... THING was slowly opening it. It had eyes that had been cut on all sides to make it stare a lot bigger, the skin around it's mouth was gone and cut out, so it was permanently giving this grotesque smile. It's hair was lacking, maybe 60 hairs total on it's head, greasy with blood all stuck to it's thin scalp. It was wearing a very dusty suit that was ripped in a lot of places. This figure would slowly approach me, with it's staring eyes and gigantic mouth. I could even smell it as it got closer, and I tried to scream for my life or move but I could do none of those things. I literally cramped a muscle in my chest because I was trying to scream so hard but couldn't, I thought I was actually going to die. It got all the way up into my face, I could feel cold air coming from it's face. Then after it stared at me up close for like a minute it would end and I'd be able to scream for real.

                      ^This happened MANY times during my childhood, I hadn't even read the Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark books back then really.

                      I won't say my weirdest because it's too weird.

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                      • Hwscottsmcgram
                        FFR Player
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 128

                        #26
                        Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

                        Scary: Some slender thing that ripped its stomach open revealing a clock with a date on it. That date, it told me, was when I was supposed to die. And that date was in a week from the dream, and I was to be home alone because my parents were going away on a trip to DC for a wedding. That day came, I spent it in my room with the door locked. Nothing happened, but I was still pretty freaked out. That whole day was agonizing.

                        A not so scary dream: I'm in the 2d world of a gameboy color version of pokemon. The floor falls and reveals a mechanical world inside of it. I'm falling and everything is flashing in the dark. This dream has happened multiple times as a child. Every time I have woken up feeling useless and depressed every time. It has occurred recently, a few months ago actually. I still felt that horrible feeling when being woken up. If I were to have it again, I'd without a doubt wake up being "emo".


                        Weird: I had a dream I was naked in Shibuya in front of thousands of pedestrians. But my dick was a snapple bottle.

                        Funniest: I got drunk and passed out. I don't remember the dream, but I woke up giggling til' I puked. I wish I knew what happened in that dream.
                        Last edited by Hwscottsmcgram; 07-25-2011, 10:21 PM.

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                        • Eeumi
                          FFR Veteran
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 170

                          #27
                          Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

                          Let's see the wierdest dream I had was I was following some friends into the forest for reasons unknown and they all of sudden started to attack me and stuff. After beating me ithey drenched me in gasoline and set me on fire. But the weird thing I was watching it happen from up above like I was floating in mid air. I remember being really pissed when I woke up lol
                          A woman without her man is nothing.
                          A woman, without her, man is nothing. That's called punctuation people, so use it.

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                          • xXAll-ProXx
                            FFR Veteran
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 2040

                            #28
                            Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

                            Originally posted by Spenner

                            I won't say my weirdest because it's too weird.
                            It's just a dream, you might as well share it with us xD
                            I have a dig bick.

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                            • LJRoX
                              Banned
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 2762

                              #29
                              Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

                              I've had sex outside by a tree on a hill in Antarctica in my dream




                              looooloololooolool

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                              • LJRoX
                                Banned
                                • Mar 2005
                                • 2762

                                #30
                                Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

                                but yeah I'm prone to sleep paralysis
                                it happens probably 4-5 times a week
                                scary to wake up feeling there's someone beside you when there's really no one

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