Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

[virus003]

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

I'm constipated

eat fiber genius

[Litodude]

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

BUMP

[Vanilla Mnm]

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

My FFR will not stop lagging. > And I want to continue playing FFR.
Okay that really shouldn't be a life problem considering it's only a game lmao, but still..

[Litodude]

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

Update your video drivers, your video card, your flash player, or play on low quality settings by pressing the small {q} on the top left corner of FFR The Game.

[Etylukah]

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

I'm more stupid than average and self-aware of it. How should i approach life as a person with like an IQ of 80? I miraculously graduated but i'm currently in college and it's my 7th semester and i basically wasted 6 years at college and im only half-way done. Oh yeah, i'm in computer science and i'm failing everything related to programming all the time and doing fine on everything else. I tried to get support but when it comes to programming i listen, it works a bit and a little later i'm completely confused again nothing works. Halp.

Also, Vanilla, try every stand alone between version 8,9,10. One of them may be more optimal for you.

Oh yeah, i'm stuck on level 54 in Psychopath since like 2-3years. Halp, i need tips. >:
http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/psychopath/

[Vanilla Mnm]

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

Can't you just make sentences run on sentences until you actually feel you've solved there problem?

edit: oh and i can't find the flash 8 standalone version for mac

[bam13]

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

How do you give yourself a massage?

[Litodude]

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

I'm more stupid than average and self-aware of it. How should i approach life as a person with like an IQ of 80? I miraculously graduated but i'm currently in college and it's my 7th semester and i basically wasted 6 years at college and im only half-way done. Oh yeah, i'm in computer science and i'm failing everything related to programming all the time and doing fine on everything else. I tried to get support but when it comes to programming i listen, it works a bit and a little later i'm completely confused again nothing works. Halp.

Also, Vanilla, try every stand alone between version 8,9,10. One of them may be more optimal for you.

Oh yeah, i'm stuck on level 54 in Psychopath since like 2-3years. Halp, i need tips. >:
http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/psychopath/

College isn't for everybody so you should try to find a life-fulfilling trade (blacksmithing, carpeting, art, stand-up comedy, etc.) that you enjoy and settle for that, otherwise join the military for 20 years.

[Litodude]

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

How do you give yourself a massage?

Use your hands and read a book or online article teaching you how.

[HoneyMelonCalibrator]

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

I'm more stupid than average and self-aware of it. How should i approach life as a person with like an IQ of 80? I miraculously graduated but i'm currently in college and it's my 7th semester and i basically wasted 6 years at college and im only half-way done. Oh yeah, i'm in computer science and i'm failing everything related to programming all the time and doing fine on everything else. I tried to get support but when it comes to programming i listen, it works a bit and a little later i'm completely confused again nothing works. Halp.

Also, Vanilla, try every stand alone between version 8,9,10. One of them may be more optimal for you.

Oh yeah, i'm stuck on level 54 in Psychopath since like 2-3years. Halp, i need tips. >:
http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/psychopath/

o_O

[Etylukah]

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

College isn't for everybody so you should try to find a life-fulfilling trade (blacksmithing, carpeting, art, stand-up comedy, etc.) that you enjoy and settle for that, otherwise join the military for 20 years.

Blacksmithing sounds funny. I did some roleplays, i mean not with the dices and stuff(actually i did that too) but outside etc. as big social hilarious/fun/cool/weird?/lol events and it was fun and some people were actually working in those fields. @ blacksmithing/carpeting(?)/clothing/medieval stuff etc. Thanks for reminding me, i may have some contacts or possible ideas surprisingly..

Art is a big no here, i can't draw to save my life and military is obviously not for me either.. I basically picked computer science 'cause i happened to be curious about it but i'm not exactly a completely logical type of person. I mean we did personality test at some points and i was very off the chart in some parts compared to nearly everyone else.

o_O

O_o

ps for Vanilla: Ask leonid, he got a Mac too and i think he fixed his lag.

[Garquillex]

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

I have a pathological desire to solve political and other peoples' problems while avoiding my own.

[Linkisdoomed]

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

I can't install Gentoo on my system. What kernel options do I need activated if I'm building my own kernel?

-Core i7 920
-6GB DDR3 Hyperthreading
-EVGA E757 motherboard
-2x GTS 250 graphics cards

[Aldentron]

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

What's a good, generic (so that you can just put it on every one) lie that you can use to impress business owners to sum up why you want to work at a business if you don't really want to work there? I'm on a job hunt and that is the hardest line to fill in every time, even if I kinda do want to work there.

[EnR]

Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

I have a hard time going to sleep early.
I want to go back to work, well I NEED to, but I hate everyone there but need the money really bad and it has good hours, but this goes with my first problem, I'll have to start waking up at 7am, I usually go to bed at 3-4am, I can't go to bed before midnight.
How can I make myself lose weight, I've gained over 40 pounds over two years and hate it, yet I can't make myself lose the weight, and if I start working I'll never have time to go to the gym.
My dogs are overweight and I don't think taking them for a walk will make them lose it very fast, what else can I do?
How can I get my girlfriend back, I'm depressed and if I get her back all those others problems will go away because I'll be happy again.

You can answer each question with a sentence.