What do you find most attractive in a female?

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  • OneHandNow
    Banned
    • Sep 2006
    • 5305

    #196
    Re: What do you find most attractive in a female?

    Originally posted by OrganisM
    a warm, moist hole.
    Get a PVC pipe
    Stick through warm apple pie


    ???


    Profit!

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    • duddychuck@yahoo.com
      Retired
      • Sep 2009
      • 1111

      #197
      Re: What do you find most attractive in a female?

      I like girls that are aggressive...not too aggressive though, that's scary :3
      Am I kinky or what?

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      • Linkisdoomed
        FFR Player
        • May 2004
        • 594

        #198
        Re: What do you find most attractive in a female?

        Originally posted by pearlace
        he has to be:
        -a soccer hooligan and plays soccer (preferably) lazy, doesn't like sports
        -does any type of sport; athletic see above
        -good dancer (salsa, samba, merengue, etc) wtf is this ****?
        -open-minded about: Food, culture, music open to anything non mainstream. Love exploring new options for food, and i'm fine with anything but american culture.
        -book smart does web-related reading count?
        -can carry out a conversation about anything finally, we agree on something.
        -reads a lot! does web-related reading count?
        -plays fifa and pes and other videogames counter-strike, starcraft ii
        -can speak another language, besides english some german. Fluent in 1337, and have a phd in nerd.
        -handsome and has personal hygiene eh. As long as you think i'm cool. :/
        -smells good and doesn't bath himself in cologne that's too strong cologne sucks hard.
        -great sense of style dual monitors = stylin'.
        -doesn't plaster his hair with gel gel sucks with my thick, super-curly hair. I hate it.
        -creative: Art, music, etc plays guitar, loves to photoshop, has a time for zen.
        <3. 7857648866.

        R^3 Skin God
        R^3 Engine Skin Curator

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        • Chrissi
          FFR Player
          • Mar 2004
          • 3019

          #199
          Re: What do you find most attractive in a female?

          Originally posted by EnR
          If I don't was my hair everyday it gets more and more disgusting. So I don't know how that logic works. If I wash it in the morning, 12 hours later it's starting to get greasy and uncomfortable.
          It's not logic, it's how your scalp's sebaceous glands work from what I understand. More washing = more sebum created.

          Even if I'm wrong about that one, the oil moisturizes your hair like nothing else. You need oils at your roots most of the time in order for your hair to grow shiny and strong.

          Ps I'm not wrong about it I don't think. Here: http://thebeautybrains.com/2010/01/2...-be-less-oily/ Really unfortunate that their source doesn't appear to work anymore ;; I wanted to read it.

          PPS Okay I'm SLIGHTLY wrong in alluding to the idea that your hair will actually be MORE oily if you wash it more. It isn't. It just reaches the peak level of oiliness faster if you wash it more often.
          Last edited by Chrissi; 10-29-2010, 01:59 AM.
          C is for Charisma, it's why people think I'm great! I make my friends all laugh and smile and never want to hate!

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          • OrganisM
            FFR Player
            • Oct 2006
            • 2644

            #200
            Re: What do you find most attractive in a female?

            I just whack off in the morning and wipe it in my hair. Looks kinda like this:

            .

            Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
            "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
            because the venom gets into the blood stream which
            spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
            changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

            Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


            Originally Posted by
            MrRubix[link]:
            "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

            Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
            "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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            • Raj..
              FFR Player
              • Oct 2010
              • 6

              #201
              Re: What do you find most attractive in a female?

              The pinky toe on the left foot.


              mmmmm

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              • TC_Chronichild420
                Aged Stoner
                • Sep 2008
                • 167

                #202
                Re: What do you find most attractive in a female?

                • 1.Attractive/Hygienic - Self explanatory
                • 2.Non-annoying voice and laugh - Self explanatory
                • 3.Less than 140 pounds, hell , 130 pounds. (Nofatchicks)
                • 4.Being super intelligent is sexy, but rare in girls nowadays, so I'll settle for mediocre intellect.
                • 5.HUMOR - Freaking KEY. If a girl can't laugh with me, or at me, and vice versa, without feeling like an idiot in front of the other.
                • 6.Open-minded and easygoing. - Self explanatory
                • 7.Caring and Friendly - If you're not gonna get along with your own family, or my friends, then why should I beleive you're going to get along with me in the long run?
                • 8.Not taller than me, I don't want to look up to your neck when I'm doing you from behind, I like to look down. >.>
                • 9.THE ABILITY TO LOOK PAST YOUR PREVIOUS ENCOUNTERS WITH WOMEN. GOD DAM.
                  >.<
                  I hate when you get with a girl and she's like, uhhh. How many girls have you slept with before? That question will get you in more ****take mushrooms than it ever will get you farther with her. God. I've never had so many relationships broken up over this question. So it's by far my most important factor in a woman.
                =]

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                • Rubin0
                  FFR Player
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 1276

                  #203
                  Re: What do you find most attractive in a female?

                  I agree with whoever said girls who will try new and exotic foods. This is a must with me. I always like trying new things and it infuriates me when people say "I don't like that" when they have never even tried it. Such a turn off with people in general.
                  The weight of what I say depends on how you feel.

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                  • Mulie
                    FFR Player
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 190

                    #204
                    Re: What do you find most attractive in a female?

                    Utter philosophical compatibility. Also intelligence... empathically alert and reasonably cynical. Oh, and most importantly, we must get along perfectly. Iono, I think these standards are pretty modest. But when you put it all together, all odds seem to point to a reclusive life.

                    Previous experience suggests long-term relationships are a turbulent road. I honestly believe I'd rather be alone.

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                    • D!LL
                      FFR Player
                      • Aug 2007
                      • 192

                      #205
                      Re: What do you find most attractive in a female?

                      DAT ASS
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                      • kommisar
                        Dark Chancellor
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        FFR Music Producer
                        • Jun 2005
                        • 7328

                        #206
                        Re: What do you find most attractive in a female?

                        I look into her 3y3s and disregard her age because we'll just hop on the dream express and listen to the cosmic orchestra, then I think "damn this could've been nice" but it's too late and none would escape.

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                        • kommisar
                          Dark Chancellor
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          FFR Music Producer
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 7328

                          #207
                          Re: What do you find most attractive in a female?

                          you're good

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                          • Vendetta21
                            Sectional Moderator
                            Sectional Moderator
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 2745

                            #208
                            Re: What do you find most attractive in a female?

                            i find a girl attractive if she's willing to play a jewish schoolgirl while i play hitler

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                            • tastelikepeaches
                              FFR Player
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 88

                              #209
                              Re: What do you find most attractive in a female?

                              hawk nosed girls....... its like a momument to there superiority

                              i don't like faces..... lacking in distinction.....i just wanna kick slittty pig nosed girls

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                              • SD-ZzDiAmOnDzZ
                                FFR Veteran
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 53

                                #210
                                Re: What do you find most attractive in a female?

                                1. It's all about the face....
                                2. Some intelligence... As much as possible for this day and age.. (Not a lot unfortunately)
                                3. HAS to have a good taste in music for sure.
                                4. Can't be taller than me... Even in heels.
                                5. Doesn't have short hair... It doesn't need to be super long, but longish.

                                That's about it... Well, I could probably think of more, but that's the basics.

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