Re: Post Your Picture VI - The Rebeginning (Read Page 1)
Hey guys! Well as you know, I'm pretty hot.
Well, today I'm going to tell you how I got so hot! Isn't that exciting! You can be hot too if you just do what I did. First of all, mess up your hair so it looks like you just had sex. Then all the guys will be thinking about the fact that you might've just had sex, and that will give them erections.
Second of all, make a really inappropriate face that you would never make to strangers in real life, so it looks like you're flirting! Guys really like that.
Third, you don't know how to put on makeup, so **** it, don't wear any. Instead, use a really, really bad camera and some really crappy lights. It washes out your skintone so nobody can see your acne! Neat eh?
Fourth, remember, angles, angles, angles! You know you look ugly head-on, so just tilt all over the ****in' place and you'll look a whole ****in' lot better.
Bye for now,
Chrissi.
C is for Charisma, it's why people think I'm great! I make my friends all laugh and smile and never want to hate!
Re: Post Your Picture VI - The Rebeginning (Read Page 1)
Originally posted by Chrissi
Hey guys! Well as you know, I'm pretty hot.
Well, today I'm going to tell you how I got so hot! Isn't that exciting! You can be hot too if you just do what I did. First of all, mess up your hair so it looks like you just had sex. Then all the guys will be thinking about the fact that you might've just had sex, and that will give them erections.
Re: Post Your Picture VI - The Rebeginning (Read Page 1)
Do they really? What kind of glasses would look better, considering I have to wear tiny frames because I am blind as a bat and they literally cannot make my lenses to fit larger glasses?
I've always thought they suit me more than anything else available to me... so do the people at the glasses store and the optometrist and my family. Oh well.
C is for Charisma, it's why people think I'm great! I make my friends all laugh and smile and never want to hate!
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