Corrupt a Wish Game

[Layla-Day]

ZAJAC dies a brutal death, but you were wrongfully accused and sentenced 10 years to getting raped in the ass by osama, and the rest of your life you live in africa in a 12ft by 8ft box with a whole bunch of kids with sars.

I wish I could meet the girl that always bothered me and stole my cookies in kindergarten and beat her ass.

[kickassbuddy]

You beated her ass but she thought you were sexually playing with her (what a dumbass) and....Nevermind.

I wish that when the rapture comes I will go to heaven!

[Layla-Day]

you dont go to heaven. too bad.

I wish i had a pencil.

[StarryXXXEyed]

You got a pencil, but it attached itself to you and now you can't stop it from writing all over everything.

I wish I was 1 yr older

[super-smashman]

You become one year older, you will now die one year earlier. Was it worth it?

I wish i had unlimited amounts of pizza pops! That would rule!

[kickassbuddy]

You got an unlimited amount of pizza pops but there was too much that the gravity of earth can't handle it so then the earth explodes.

I wish that Synlight should stop working on R2 and more on his newborn child.

[super-smashman]

Synthlight drops R2 and takes care of his kid. But with the money lost because of dropped advertisers, he is forced to sell the child on the slave market for food money.

I wish my HD was much bigger.

[Loverofstories]

your hd becomes much bigger and then you die of shock

i wish someone would tell me what an HD is

[jujo07]

You now know what a HD is, the problem is you have to figure it out on your own. Because of all the stress you're putting on your brain you go into a coma for 2 years.

I wish the new house we're building has a basement for all the computers and stuff like that

[Tps222]

You get a basement, and your computer go there, but then the basement floods, and you lose everything.

I wish that Frank Sinatra wsa still alive

[Rairaku]

Frank sinatra comes alive, but he is a zombie and he eats your brains out. you die.

I WISH THAT I COULD EAT PUDDING UNTIL IT COMES OUT MY NOSE.

[angel-d]

You eat pudding but it does come out of your nose in front of your soul-mate and they point and laugh and then run off with your best mate (who doesn't have pudding coming out of their nose).

I wish my gerbil would get better so he doesn't die (oh and world peace/ end of famin and suffering bla bla bla)

[Layla-Day]

Your gerbil doesnt die, but every night while you are sleep, it stands on your headboard making evil plots to end mankind.

I wish I wasnt sick anymore.

[Lupin_the_3rd]

you become miraculously cured, but your connection to E.T. develops inversely as you recover. As you get better, E.T. only becomes more sick to the point of death. The doctors try CPR and it doesn't work. The government then puts E.T. into a Cyrogenic chamber. In short, you are an asshole.

I wish E.T. would live instead of selfish Layla-Day.

[bobb5]

E.T. lives, only to rape u 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times 9 times!

I wish someone would PLZ be an idiot & give me a gun to shoot him with.