Corrupt a Wish Game

[pfff]

you still do have to go to work in 10 minutes, so you just decide not to go , but your boss gets pissed and you get fired

i wish for a talking, magenta, hippo

[kickassbuddy]

The magenta hippo talks to you but never ends so you decide on suicide.

I wish everyone bowed down to me!!!! Bow Down my sons and daughters...

[bobb5]

Everyone bows down to u. But u get shot in the head by a sniper!

I wish the world was like a video game with a reset button & mindless killing!MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[psychic25]

It is. You're the first one dead. And the reset button's stuck because your blood got on it and jammed it.

I wish for a beanbag chair.

[sleeplessdragn]

your bean bag chair falls on top of you, falling from the heavens and smothers you.

i wish i could stop procrastinating.

[super-smashman]

You stop procrastinating and aceive all your goals, but then you realize you have nothing else to live for and jump off a bridge.

I wish a could force myself to go into a coma for the duration of History class.

[bobb5]

You go into a coma but dont come out of the coma and die.

I wish Zaz=jac would die a brutal death.

[super-smashman]

Hey I said for the duration of history class!

[Linkisdoomed]

History class starts, but so sorry for you, history ends early due to a fire in the careteria. I want a fighter jet.

[super-smashman]

You get your fighter jet but you are so excited that before you even take off you hit the button that drops a bomb and blow up the whole block. Good job...

I wish rats could talk. (I guess, sure why not)

[evilbutterfly]

Rats are able to talk and begin discussing plans for world domination. With so many rats, they outnumber humans and are able to take us over by spreading the Black Plague just like the good ole days of history. Eventually the rats develop nuclear weapons and, being rats, they can't resolve their differences and nuke each other. The resulting nuclear war destroys the planet and all life on it. Way to go.

I wish that teachers never gave me homework .

[StarryXXXEyed]

Your teachers stopped giving you homework, so you stopped learning and you became so stupid that no one liked you anymore and you never got a job and you died from stupidity.
(Yes, I know, that one was a really bad one, but I'm sick)

I wish....for my wish not to be corruputed.

[super-smashman]

Your wish is not corrupted, thats it, too bad for you! You get nothing!

I wish i had a muffin right now.

[kickassbuddy]

You had a muffin and ate it, but it was filled with Never Ending LAXITIVES!!!

I wish that I could live forever to see the light of the future!

[bobb5]

You live for evever but the world blows up and u drift into space.

same as my last wish.