SM Scores 2006-2010

**DossarLX ODI** · 08-22-2009, 08:52 PM

Re: SM Scores

Originally posted by icontrolyourworld

I'm pretty sure this isn't worth a thread by itself. Anyways, I challenge dossar to get a better score

Maybe if I had an hour and 54 minutes available...

**midare** · 08-22-2009, 08:56 PM

Re: SM Scores

Opening the zipper
With her teeth,
Ignoring the whispers
From the room over

Some outraged girls shrieks
"Did you see her
Just drag him in like that?
What a slut!"

The girl she speaks to replies
"I know!
She probably as HAIDS
Or something!"

These girls say this
Like they're virgins,
They're not,
I know that for a fact

She has the button undone
By this point,
They're halfway down,
The fun is halfway there

She's not just a player,
She invented this whole game
Hope he
Can handle the heat

Boy in the next room
Highfives his pal
"Glad someone nailed that,
Not that it's hard or anything"

His pal laughs
"Say the man
Not getting any,
Unlike that dude"

She runs her hands
Through his hair
And locks their lips,
Big surprise that she's on top

Blurred faces,
Just a flash of flesh
The sheets covering the rest
Of this exposition into unchartered territory

Some guy in the other room
Sneezes "Slut" loudly,
His girlfriend giggles
And leads him off to another room

She's digging
Her nails into his arms,
He murmers
"It feels so good"

Sneezes "SLUT",
Everyone grabs a partner,
Girl or Guy,
Whatever gets the ocean in motion

Knives cutting through
The pesky articles of clothing,
Chocolate Syrup
And Cherries

Licking it off
With her delicate tongue,
Pressing down and in
Hard and fast

They call it Slut
She calls it getting ahead,
You screw who you have to
To move up a rung

Let me just say
She moved up a few rungs
That night,
So beautiful it's ugly

She wipes off her mouth
And walks out the door,
Stilletos clinking
In the rhythmic pattern

They say she's easy,
Anyone could nail that,
But then tell us all again
Why they haven't

**midare** · 08-22-2009, 08:56 PM

Re: SM Scores

Full Title: They Call It Slut, She Calls It Getting Ahead

Yes, I know the disease is "AIDS" not "HAIDS" but I wanted to point out the hypocrietes' stupidity.

We all mock others for doing exactly what we're doing.

Glad no one in school saw this one.. "Well, Natalie, what are you implying? Are you portraying yourself in this? Or are you saying you want to 'nail that'?"

Think whatever you like, you will anyway. But no, I'm not portraying myself or wanting to nail that.

I'm proud of this one...Thanks for 2400 pageviews (posting this early so this time I'll have something to post)...

**ieatyourlvllol** · 08-22-2009, 09:20 PM

Re: SM Scores

An Alarm Clock's Haiku

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**Roman Candle** · 08-22-2009, 09:43 PM

Re: SM Scores

wtf is wrong with you midare???!!! O_O

**roundbox** · 08-22-2009, 09:56 PM

Re: SM Scores