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  • wordsfailme
    FFR Veteran
    • May 2009
    • 20

    #46
    Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

    Man, that would kinda hurt... I had the whole coushin part of my chair come off at one point, and I landed directly on the tube that supports it, but luckily no penetration occoured...
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    • A2P
      FFR Veteran
      • Apr 2009
      • 3127

      #47
      Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

      Originally posted by A2P
      Originally posted by championanwar
      I doubt they would put it up for sale if it wasn't safe
      b-b-b-b-but
      It killed someone. Oh well, a lot of things that you can buy aren't safe like toothpaste, anti-depressants that have more side effects than cures, food-poisoning inducing fast food, and plenty of other items. It's all about the money, folks.
      Next page'd

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      • Andrew Mitchell
        Banned
        • Jul 2008
        • 1135

        #48
        Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

        crazy

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        • Litodude
          FFR Player
          • Feb 2006
          • 4548

          #49
          Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

          how the fuc do you get a chair to explode, i mean really. the kid must've obviously been a fat tard.
          Originally posted by t-rogdor
          i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

          dude
          out west?
          the fuck kinda location is west?
          am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


          Originally posted by lurker
          remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

          http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

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          • dragonmegaXX
            ITG playing fur
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Jul 2008
            • 3661

            #50
            Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

            Originally posted by wordsfailme
            Man, that would kinda hurt... I had the whole coushin part of my chair come off at one point, and I landed directly on the tube that supports it, but luckily no penetration occoured...
            Your virginity has been spared...This time...

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            • RevenG-
              FFR Player
              • Mar 2005
              • 425

              #51
              Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

              I'm sure now like most of the people in this thread, I'm afraid to sit down.
              "Originally posted by Tokzic"
              we really need a "whine about your relationship problems" forum

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              • NFD
                FFR Player
                • Nov 2007
                • 4715

                #52
                Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                Yay for having a crappy chair.

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                • VegetaRobGT
                  FFR Player
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 201

                  #53
                  Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                  I had a metal chair that collapsed once, upon accidentally smashing it against a spiny wooden chair. No fatal anal penetration occurred. But chairs and their kind tend to be highly attracted to the anus.

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                  • Quigly
                    nah
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 3506

                    #54
                    Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                    I have a wooden chair from like the 50's. Go me.

                    Seriously. It belonged to my grandpa when he was a kid.
                    nah

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                    • VegetaRobGT
                      FFR Player
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 201

                      #55
                      Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                      My current chair is probably from 1930. Seeing as how the building I'm in was built in 1929. And they NEVER update anything. It's actually half rotten. Oh well I'll be out of here soon. Nothing more invigorating than chair chatter.

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                      • Ghakimx
                        Cutie&Handshaking Sounds
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 1594

                        #56
                        Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                        Avoid products from China, people.

                        *Checks chair*
                        Oh s---.

                        Wait a minute, I've read this before.....

                        Why are we discussing an incident from 3 months ago?
                        Last edited by Ghakimx; 05-31-2009, 09:39 AM.

                        I AM ASHAMED OF MY STUPIDITY AND MUST COMMIT SEPPUKU. FORGIVE ME, FFR.


                        Ninjas NEVER die. Now on a 30 kill streak.

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                        • Kagami_Hiiragi
                          FFR Player
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 261

                          #57
                          Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                          does this mean i can never sit down without worrying about my butt being violated??
                          >.>

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                          • Ghakimx
                            Cutie&Handshaking Sounds
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 1594

                            #58
                            Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                            Metal pants is the solution.

                            I AM ASHAMED OF MY STUPIDITY AND MUST COMMIT SEPPUKU. FORGIVE ME, FFR.


                            Ninjas NEVER die. Now on a 30 kill streak.

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                            • Artic_counter
                              FFR Veteran
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 1002

                              #59
                              Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                              yay ! I just made a lot of people go insane


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                              • coraleaterlinda
                                FFR Veteran
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 415

                                #60
                                Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                                i dont have a chair. i either sit on the floor or my bed. i think i'm safe.

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