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  • TC_llama499
    Resident Rock Climber
    • Feb 2008
    • 1573

    #31
    Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

    Originally posted by StepmaniaGod6969
    Whoever came up with the idea to put pressurized gas in a chair is a dumbass.
    what?

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    • -KIDTHONG-
      FFR Veteran
      • Sep 2007
      • 578

      #32
      Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

      Rofl.
      Please keep your sig to the 250 x 600 size outlined in the site rules. BAM!

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      • Subwuffy
        FFR Player
        • May 2009
        • 23

        #33
        Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

        Originally posted by qqwref
        My chair is made of wood. Yay for not-dangerous furniture.
        im gonna laugh if your chair breaks and you land on a piece and it impales your butt.

        /jk
        Sound is simply the catch-all name for repeated pressure differences/vibrations in a range that a human can hear. Outside this range you get ultra- or infrasound, rather arbitrarily defined. Outside that extended range you're left with the language of physics, i.e. direct description of the pressures and the frequencies involved. The word sound really doesn't mean anything, it's just the human label on a set of sensory inputs. You might as well ask how nutritious "food" can get.

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        • qqwref
          stepmania archaeologist
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Aug 2005
          • 4092

          #34
          Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

          Originally posted by Cold Kitten
          Splinters. o:
          Originally posted by Subwuffy
          im gonna laugh if your chair breaks and you land on a piece and it impales your butt.
          I'm scared to sit down now D:
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          • Kairon
            Still Defiantly Index
            • Nov 2005
            • 377

            #35
            Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

            Damnitall...

            How am I supposed to relax now knowing that at any given time my chair could explode and sodomize me to death?


            i am halfcrash - i make sounds - bandcamp - soundcloud - facebook - apple music - spotify

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            • championanwar
              Ask Nuro! x3
              FFR Simfile Author
              FFR Music Producer
              • Jun 2004
              • 2588

              #36
              Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

              This was probably a 1 in a million accident. I doubt they would put it up for sale if it wasn't safe, though it is very sad.

              Originally posted by aperson
              all of 65dos are dumb an noticable because their idea of 7/8 is 4/4 with one beat cut off the end
              aperson: yo shikari if u c thom yorke
              aperson: plz tell him 2 start usin consonants again
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              • NFD
                FFR Player
                • Nov 2007
                • 4715

                #37
                Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                This kid sitting next to me right now, in my computer apps class, Chris Webb would love this.

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                • Subwuffy
                  FFR Player
                  • May 2009
                  • 23

                  #38
                  Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                  Originally posted by qqwref
                  I'm scared to sit down now D:
                  lmfao same i keep figditing on my chair i'm scared its gonna explode.
                  apparently its the explody kind...
                  =\
                  Sound is simply the catch-all name for repeated pressure differences/vibrations in a range that a human can hear. Outside this range you get ultra- or infrasound, rather arbitrarily defined. Outside that extended range you're left with the language of physics, i.e. direct description of the pressures and the frequencies involved. The word sound really doesn't mean anything, it's just the human label on a set of sensory inputs. You might as well ask how nutritious "food" can get.

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                  • A2P
                    FFR Veteran
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 3127

                    #39
                    Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                    Originally posted by championanwar
                    I doubt they would put it up for sale if it wasn't safe
                    b-b-b-b-but
                    It killed someone. Oh well, a lot of things that you can buy aren't safe like toothpaste, anti-depressants that have more side effects than cures, food-poisoning inducing fast food, and plenty of other items. It's all about the money, folks.

                    Next page'd
                    Last edited by A2P; 05-26-2009, 03:43 PM.

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                    • Cold Kitten
                      i love (purple things)
                      • May 2009
                      • 1341

                      #40
                      Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                      Originally posted by qqwref
                      I'm scared to sit down now D:
                      Sorry. xD But it's true! Lol.


                      Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
                      it's like putting training wheels on gutterguards covered in styrofoam made of bubblewrap with a velcro fanny pack inside a condom

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                      • fastfingers65
                        Banned
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 1124

                        #41
                        Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                        well thats unfortunate

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                        • Dimitri13
                          FFR Player
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 701

                          #42
                          Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                          My computer chair = metal fold-up chair. It's not exploding any time soon.


                          Originally posted by Tibs
                          Originally posted by arsonistsgetallthegirls
                          changing Antarctica into a desert
                          good thing theres lots of sand under all the ice

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                          • who_cares973
                            FFR Player
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 15407

                            #43
                            Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                            thats pretty ghetto

                            better safe than sorry though

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                            • Dimitri13
                              FFR Player
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 701

                              #44
                              Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                              Nah. It's got a comfy-ass pillow on it, and I don't like it when my chair spins/moves.


                              Originally posted by Tibs
                              Originally posted by arsonistsgetallthegirls
                              changing Antarctica into a desert
                              good thing theres lots of sand under all the ice

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                              • operationstrawbarry
                                FFR Player
                                • Apr 2004
                                • 802

                                #45
                                Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                                *Reads title and article*

                                You have my full attention.

                                Anal penetration isn't even fun to say let alone articulate.
                                Last edited by operationstrawbarry; 05-26-2009, 02:52 AM.

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