Guru's idea of sex brought to you by the same people who think you can get AIDS or HIV from touching doorknobs or that you can get pregnant from masturbating. AKA the Christian Church
Originally posted by Mystery Man
Hey Trixie, how does your asshole feel? Does it feel nice and stretched from how hard those jacks just raped you?
Best AAA's: NAINAI69, Eradication, Since 1983
Best Non AAA's: Gunkienen Tarusuigin, (1-0-1-1), Pandora (6-0-1-0) Rotary Slicers MISSFLAG
Waiting for 2 Million members...
5th Place: 7th Official Tournament D5
Are Nicole and maybe dandan (unlikely) really my only good opponents here?
Come on guys go AAA that ****! I haven't because :mindblocks:
Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
"Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
"Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
"Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
"That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
"Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.
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