Corrupt a Wish Game

[Squeek]

But we don't.

I wish you all learned how to type with near-perfect grammar.

~Squeek

[ddrruler]

We all learn how to type wth near-perfect grammer,but we don't use it.

I wish that you cant corrupt this wish.

[Matthew4444]

You get a wish that isn't corrupted, but nothing else comes from it and you lose your once-in-a-lifetime wish. The regret caused by this puts you through expensive therapy; the bills prevent you from paying your mortgage; being kicked from your house makes you homeless.

I wish for an actual DDR/any Bemani/any rhythm-game machine to be somewhere in my area.

[jujo07]

You get a DDR machine just 5 minutes away from your house. Unfortunately you're so excited you are on it all day and become completely obsessed with it so you do nothing but sleep and play DDR. Which in turn makes you become anorexic because you forget to eat.

I wish that all the older cartoons would come back..such as the Smurfs, Flintstones, Tex Avery, and Jetsons.

[Velious]

they all come back, but new voices so theyre dumb now

i wish for 4 dollars handed to me personally by gorbichoff

[torres1287]

you get the 4 dollars from gorbichoff, but anthrax on the dollars kills you...

i wish for my ex from a year ago to leave me alone

[buttonkiller]

your ex from a year ago leaves you alone but by doing so you become die a horrible death

i wish i could be more annoying then i already am

[torres1287]

you become more annoying, but you drive everyone nuts and they all gang up on you and brutally kill you...

I wish I could become a concert pianist

[Layla-Day]

you become a concert painist, but while bowing the weight of your big ass head pulls you forward, and you wake up not remembering the password to your swiss bank account, which alone holds one thousand million dollars.







AND 73 cents.

I wish money DID grow on trees.

[torres1287]

money grows on trees, but the dollar becomes just as valuable as toilet paper making it worthless as such...

I wish students today actually cared about their future.

[Matthew4444]

Students DO start caring about their future, only to commit large acts of terrorism to stop pollution. Only the eldest populations feel fit to be the future, so they kill everyone under the age of 50. No people fit to reproduce = no people.

I wish for a genie to grant ALL of my wishes.

[prayerbassist15]

you get your genie but he's Jafar and so he doesnt really care what you wish for just as long as you kill Aladin but................you die in the process of killing the "Street Rat" by following him to a dungen where he locks you in and his monkey Abu naws on your flesh for the rest of your life which only lasts 5 minutes because he naws into your jugular vein.

I wish for Highschool life not to feel like Elementary life.(ex. He said she said crap.)

[Layla-Day]

no more he said she said crap, but instead before finding out the whole story, they send their big cousin Pebbles to kill you and eat your toes.

I wish Bush would die.

[jujo07]

Bush dies, but in turn someone more conservative/stupider/all around worse than Bush gets re-elected.
^Good wish by the way

I wish I had more "free time" in my life, lately anymore all it consists of is eating, sleeping, and like 7hours of homework...

[Layla-Day]

too much free time = TOO much homework,eating, and sleping, so you become a fat bastard, you are smart but no one likes you and all that because no one is at the club on monday thru thursday.

I wish everyone would die, and it was up to me and a cute boy to restart mankind.