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  • Sgtzombie.
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2009
    • 134
    #211
    Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

    Originally posted by Quigly
    Guys we better watch out. Detective Sgtzombie is on the case.
    It's Sherlock Holmes.
    As in... no **** Sherlock?
    BIG, OBNOXIOUS, ORANGE TEXT

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      • MalReynolds
        CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
        • Sep 2003
        • 6571
        #212
        Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

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          • Reptile5000
            FFR Player
            • Dec 2007
            • 118
            #213
            Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

            Originally posted by PMS~dballin4
            ...
            Here's their info. I used 1337 h4x to obtain it. WE ARE LEGION!

            There are three ways to share a comment, question, complaint or praise with McDonald’s.
            ...
            1337 h4x = McDonalds.com?




            /

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              • OrganisM
                FFR Player
                • Oct 2006
                • 2644
                #214
                Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                I'm totally not mentioning the name of my company now.
                .

                Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                Originally Posted by                 MrRubix[link]:
                "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                 Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                  • Quigly
                    nah
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 3506
                    #215
                    Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                    Originally posted by Sgtzombie.
                    It's Sherlock Holmes.
                    As in... no **** Sherlock?
                    I see you're one high-class sleuth. Don't wory you'll catch that criminal.
                    nah

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                      • Sh4d0wD3v1L
                        FFR Player
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 693
                        #216
                        Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times



                        Hai gaize.
                        Funny stuff goes in this area right?

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                          • DoctorSerpentine
                            Banned
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 412
                            #217
                            Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                            only 20 more pages to go

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                              • mellonxcollie
                                Sectional Moderator
                                Sectional Moderator
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 1301
                                #218
                                Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                                I hate you all.
                                Follow my dog on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Riles_puppy

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                                  • Quigly
                                    nah
                                    • Jan 2008
                                    • 3506
                                    #219
                                    Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times



                                    Hey Shadowdevil.
                                    nah

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                                      • Mr. Bob
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Jul 2008
                                        • 687
                                        #220
                                        Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

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                                          • PMS~dballin4
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Mar 2006
                                            • 93
                                            #221
                                            Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                                            Originally posted by Reptile5000
                                            1337 h4x = McDonalds.com?
                                            yeah im that good
                                            PMS OG

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                                              • awein999
                                                (ಠ⌣ಠ)
                                                • Oct 2007
                                                • 4647
                                                #222
                                                Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                                                lol how the hell is this thread still alive?
                                                Originally posted by Staiain
                                                i am super purple hippo

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                                                  • sameoldbloodrush!
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    • Jun 2007
                                                    • 205
                                                    #223
                                                    Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                                                    I find it humiliating that people, particularly Americans, love fast food so much that they would go so far as to call 911 when they can't get their McNuggets. I think it would've made for a better story though if she decided to jump over the counter, mug the cashier, take a McDonalds paper bag, poke eye holes out, put it over her head, steal the money in the register and RUN.
                                                    Originally posted by Patashu
                                                    Small is fine, but not TOO small.
                                                    Originally posted by Sprite-
                                                    That's what she said.
                                                    Originally posted by knuckles2224
                                                    They sentenced him 300 years cause this is sparta.

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                                                      • fido123
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        • Sep 2005
                                                        • 4245
                                                        #224
                                                        Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                                                        Originally posted by KgZ
                                                        its kinda cute that fido thinks he's owning dballin by copying what people did to him in tgb

                                                        ps shut up fido

                                                        Because spamming somebody to make them shut up sure is original right? Of course I could only copy this from the clever bunch o' pals from TGB.

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                                                          • OrganisM
                                                            FFR Player
                                                            • Oct 2006
                                                            • 2644
                                                            #225
                                                            Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                                                            Originally posted by sameoldbloodrush!
                                                            I find it humiliating that people, particularly Americans, love fast food so much that they would go so far as to call 911 when they can't get their McNuggets. I think it would've made for a better story though if she decided to jump over the counter, mug the cashier, take a McDonalds paper bag, poke eye holes out, put it over her head, steal the money in the register and RUN.
                                                            Did you not read this entire thread, or the article? She wanted to report to the police that McDonald's had done something illegal, and McD's definitely did.

                                                            We've already established that the woman is a dumbass, and so are the morons she dealt with.

                                                            Now, back to your regularly scheduled funny. This thread is drying up. Let's inject some more Nutella.



                                                            +

                                                            .

                                                            Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                                            "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                                            because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                                            spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                                            changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                                            Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                                                            Originally Posted by                                                             MrRubix[link]:
                                                            "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                                             Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                                            "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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