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  • Sgtzombie.
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2009
    • 134

    #91
    Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

    But that's the whole point of this fiasco.
    THERE ARE NO MCNUGGETS!
    Last edited by Sgtzombie.; 03-4-2009, 02:51 PM. Reason: >.>
    BIG, OBNOXIOUS, ORANGE TEXT

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    • Quigly
      nah
      • Jan 2008
      • 3506

      #92
      Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

      Then make it a Big Mac WITH a large coke.

      Oh and do you have any of those apple pies? I love those things.
      nah

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      • OrganisM
        FFR Player
        • Oct 2006
        • 2644

        #93
        Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

        You drive a hard bargain

        ..because we're OUT OF BIG MACS!

        ..and COKE

        and fRIES

        AHHHHHHexplosion
        .

        Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
        "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
        because the venom gets into the blood stream which
        spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
        changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

        Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


        Originally Posted by
        MrRubix[link]:
        "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

        Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
        "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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        • Sgtzombie.
          FFR Player
          • Jan 2009
          • 134

          #94
          Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

          And CAPITAL f.
          BIG, OBNOXIOUS, ORANGE TEXT

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          • Quigly
            nah
            • Jan 2008
            • 3506

            #95
            Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

            What kind of boot-leg McDonald's is this?
            nah

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            • MalReynolds
              CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
              • Sep 2003
              • 6571

              #96
              Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

              Despite all my rage, I am still just Nicolas Cage.
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              • Sgtzombie.
                FFR Player
                • Jan 2009
                • 134

                #97
                Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                A treasure hunter? Oo... *National Treasure Hunter.
                BIG, OBNOXIOUS, ORANGE TEXT

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                • MalReynolds
                  CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 6571

                  #98
                  Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                  Annnd no one in this thread has ever done anything stupid. I came to realize this as everyone acts like this woman was the biggest idiot on the face of the planet for acting rashly and making a mistake.
                  "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

                  "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


                  My new novel:

                  Maledictions: The Offering.

                  Now in Paperback!

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                  • OrganisM
                    FFR Player
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 2644

                    #99
                    Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                    Originally posted by Quigly
                    What kind of boot-leg McDonald's is this?
                    this.... is... SPARTAAAA!!!

                    .

                    Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                    "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                    because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                    spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                    changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                    Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


                    Originally Posted by
                    MrRubix[link]:
                    "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                    Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                    "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                    • Quigly
                      nah
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 3506

                      #100
                      Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                      Wtf, no one says they're going to dine at a McDonald's.

                      I call BS.
                      nah

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                      • Syhto
                        BuMP it
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 2466

                        #101
                        Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                        lol
                        Originally posted by ~jrodd
                        keep ur head up or down whatevers most comfortable idk but ya i repsect u cuz u respect others and we all have opinions to share, so respect one another and keep being urself or someone else watever
                        Originally posted by ~Tao of Dossar
                        I never self-reflect, and therefore, I have no negative thoughts about myself. However I am also aware about my successes.

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                        • Adamaja456
                          Absurd
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 6433

                          #102
                          Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                          post whoring in thread = fail

                          but phil was talking about this on his video today. 911 and mcdonalds were both at fault imo


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                          • Kekeb
                            davai
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 2765

                            #103
                            Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                            Is this what the news has become? I feel ashamed.

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                            • Sgtzombie.
                              FFR Player
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 134

                              #104
                              Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                              If I could, I'd edit a photo of Jack Sparrow:: BUT WHY ARE THE MCNUGGETS GONE?!
                              But I don't have the software.
                              BIG, OBNOXIOUS, ORANGE TEXT

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                              • OrganisM
                                FFR Player
                                • Oct 2006
                                • 2644

                                #105
                                Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                                Originally posted by Adamaja456
                                post whoring in thread = fail
                                We're having fun. Stop whining. You have double the posts I do in less time than I've had this account.

                                also, updated image:

                                .

                                Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


                                Originally Posted by
                                MrRubix[link]:
                                "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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