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StepMania University
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StepMania University (SMU) is a private research university located in Rhythm Valley, at the base of Mount Sirius. The institution was founded by Dr. StepMan Iaspret Tyserious in 2009 in response to the increasing stagnation of the field of rhythm gaming. SMU has an approximate machine score of 100 million, most of which is used for research.
The university has 3 schools, containing a total of 11 academic departments. The selections process at SMU is competitive to the point that there are usually only a few people per department.
Some of the popular classes are as follows:
StepFile Aesthetics
Instructor: Professor midare
Course Description: StepFile Aesthetics investigates the metaphysical existence of ideal arrow placement. Professor midare has taken the liberty of integrating an immersive element to the course by requiring students to attend and participate while blindfolded. This aspect, he speculates, will further contribute to a firsthand experience of cardiocentric harmonic resonance.
Jumpstream Theory
Instructor: Professor cetaka
Course Description: Jumpstream Theory deals with the inherent mathematical precepts of Jumpstreamian manifolds. The primary concentration is on morphisms of the various mappings of dual arrow occurrences amongst singular distributions. The course touches upon the fundamentals behind the categories (surjective, bijective, injective) of functional generation as it pertains to StepFiles.
The Economics of StepMania
Instructor: Professor bender
Course Description: This field of study involves the holistic interpretation and analysis of micro-, meso-, and macro- economic systems within the social realm of StepMania. Professor bender, interim head of the United States StepMania Treasury, has also incorporated machine score accountancy into the course, with the hope that individuals well versed in the assessment of StepMania achievement will have a better overall understanding of the subjective ascription of legitimacy.
==PLANETARY PHYSICS==
Instructor: Professor midare
Course Description: A relatively new discipline in physics, ==PLANETARY PHYSICS== focuses on systematically improving the accuracy of the registry of the elusive stargroup formations. To date, there are fourteen incomplete bodies and one unresolved body, a milestone recently attained by Professor midare himself.
Twistedalian Philosophy
Instructor: Professor Steve Cheng
Course Description:
Pinnipedian Preservation
Instructor: Professor Puppet
Course Description: wat
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