what is the oddest thing that ever happened to you?

**earth_lord** · 07-10-2003, 01:15 PM

IM NOT A CRACK HEAD AND YOUR DRUNK MUAHAHAHAHAHA

**scorpio1690** · 07-10-2003, 01:16 PM

And if I kill you I go to jail. HOW IS THAT JUSTICE?!

**earth_lord** · 07-10-2003, 01:20 PM

CAUSE POLICE GO STRAIGHT TO THE DRUNK PEOPLE TO PICK ON YOU!

**scorpio1690** · 07-10-2003, 01:21 PM

.....It seems we have another early version of deepless here

**earth_lord** · 07-10-2003, 01:22 PM

You know if u didnt beleive my REAL story then this would never have started!

**Bittabe-be** · 07-10-2003, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by jewpinthethird

I'll make up a story then...

One day I was sitting alone, by my pool, gazing up at the moon. "Life has to exist somewhere else" I thought to myself, "Or else that would be a waste of space." I then thought "HA! I'm so clever" But then I remembered that I stole that from Contact and sank into a depression. In my self pitty I failed didn't notice the large hovering light above my face. I wasnt until I was aboard the space craft that I noticed something wasnt right. "Why am I surrounded by Irishmen?....Wait a second...those aren't Irishmen....they're much to smart, and they dont smell vomit...they must be something else. SH*T! They're aliens!!! Wait till I tell the chaps at FFR about this!!! They're all Star-Wars nerds, they get a kick out of it"

One of the Aliens lifted me with his mind with the help of a fork-lift. I said to the alien "I guess Space wasnt wasted, then huh?!" Herm(old english) replied "You stole that from Contact you douche!" as he jammed a probe into my.....well, lets not go into details.

And that is why I am so F*cked up.

that explains it...

**jewpinthethird** · 07-10-2003, 07:23 PM

Aight, listen up. Not one minute ago, I dropped a CD as I went down to pick it up I kicked my headphones and bumped my head on the Computer monitor. I think Jesus is trying to kill me or something.

**87x** · 07-11-2003, 12:37 AM

hahaha.....maybe he just got to close and bumped into you??...

**plasmix** · 07-11-2003, 05:22 AM

Unless your objects are POSSESSED!!!!!!!!

BWARHARHARHARHAR!!!!!

*dissappears in a cloud of fog*

**earth_lord** · 07-11-2003, 07:09 AM

so what, i dropped a coockie once picked it up and my head hit the corner of my desk! my head hurt!

**plasmix** · 07-11-2003, 07:35 AM

THAT IS SO TRUE.

**scorpio1690** · 07-11-2003, 01:21 PM

One time my friend looked at me funny and I punched him good

**jewpinthethird** · 07-11-2003, 01:51 PM

Punching people is the thing to do.

**scorpio1690** · 07-11-2003, 01:51 PM

Yup, it learned him good lol

**Xhetodrath** · 07-11-2003, 03:22 PM

I got beat up by a plaground swing; I fell off of the swing, and, upon getting up, I was hit in the eye when it swung back.

what is the oddest thing that ever happened to you?

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