*knock knock*
*opens door*
Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
Um, ok. May I help you?
Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?
F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X. - The Fall of Troy
Cold - Crossfade
Give Me One Good Reason - Blink-182
Santeria - Sublime
You Give Me All I Need - Scorpions
Stay Together for the Kids - Blink-182
Tripping on a Hole in a Paper Heart - Stone Temple Pilots
Down Under - Men at Work
Over My Head (Cable Car) - The Fray
Madhouse - Anthrax
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Post #1,500 :3
Originally posted by sonic-fast-fingers
can someone clarrify what QFT means my friend told me its quit ****ing talking, but im not 100 percent sure
Originally posted by Synthlight
I need a car that drives itself completely automated and I want it for free and it needs infinite gas mileage.
Holy crap, I'm behind the times. I didn't know that song was out yet. :\ Hilarious though.
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Originally Posted byjewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted byMrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted byAll_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."
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