wow you improved your destiny by alot nice
i suggest working on reading skills first; then work on MA, youll be ballin' by then
also merry christmas guise
Wanna see some midare type MA? lol
I SDP'd with 6 on another run, but my laptop keyboard f***ing ruined it at the end and didn't register 3 notes on the last roll.
I'm well aware that I usually ask for such items as sealhats and speed pills, but circumstances have changed quite drastically.
You see, I suffer from the unrelenting belligerence of a certain bully at the Braggenbjord StepMania Academy. I'll avoid mentioning his name for fear of this message being intercepted, but just so you know, it rhymes with "McIsaac". Every day at school, he antagonizes me to the fullest extent of his ability, never balking at the opportunity to throw paper arrowplanes at me in class, push me down a 48th staircase, or, or...PUT ME IN HIS STEPMANIA LOCKER!!! T_T
Yes, I realize that I am powerful enough to put an end to this abuse, but, but...HE GOT AN 'A' on REINCARNATION!!! And did you even see what he did to my classmate, Winndose Kebord, back in '98? Of course you did! Poor Winndose had to ask you for an improved health warranty to cover for all the keys that were punched out. He couldn't even smile for a year because his entire home row was missing! Remember - this ordeal was a decade ago! That brat's combo breakers hadn't even dropped!
As has been clearly demonstrated, I am simply too intimidated by "McIsaac" to not let him beat me up and take my marvelouses, bro. Furthermore, if he didn't have a solitary vent for his malicious nature, the cost to the populace would be devastating. Simfile premiums would skyrocket! Machines scores would drop like Dossar's MA on a slow song!
I guess it's up to me to take the heat for my stepbros. It would be nice if I had a slight recess, though. My idea was to summon the help of the StepMythological creature, midare. However, I haven't talked to him since the beginning of November, when he presented me with a magnificent, handcrafted OP. It seems like it has been forever. Anyways, since then, midare has been meditating in the astral plane, assimilating the celestial essence of accuracy into the fiber of his being. He was last sighted on ==PLANET KARMA==, which he destroyed after a particularly intense session. Most unfortunately, I hear his Exospatial Psionic Aura is so immense that it inhibits terrestrial attempts at communication.
Thus, as I know it is within your power to contact him, I ask only that you deliver my request for assistance. I don't know whether or not midare will offer his support, but I can contend that it's definitely worth the shot. FYI: the last time I rolled down a 48th staircase, I broke my combo! Oh, and that confounded locker is giving me cramps!
Your friend,
ieat
Last edited by ieatyourlvllol; 12-25-2008, 11:36 AM.
Reason: it is a mystery
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