FFR Awards 2008 - The Results

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

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I forgot to vote...

[MalReynolds]

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Another year, not a single vote.

Just to remind everyone - I am on staff. I also post.

plx remember me next yrrr.

[Sprite-]

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I don't ever see you post outside of FFYa and staff forum. I know you post in Lit, but the majority of users don't frequent that forum.

[MrRubix]

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who are you

[Heartseeker7]

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Hilarious stuff. "They don't even get their name bolded!"
So much hatred directed towards rzr lol

[MalReynolds]

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I post in TGB... sometimes. And, uh... Media. Once.

[sarahxjane]

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Congratulations to the winners and losers.

[TheRapingDragon]

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again, wait what?

When the main menu music was changed to Emotions I remember a few people saying one of your songs should have been there instead. However it was turned down for being too long and because Synth didn't listen to anyone.

That might be mine, for all we know.

D:

No, the winner was Synth, but that was obviously a joke. Dashoe came in second (or first, whatever, nobody cares about that award really).

Heeeeyyyy... that's not nice.

I'm that guy. Pleased to meet ya.

We should hang out.

Why were you voted as funniest again?

Also hahaha Chardish, I laughed hard when I saw that.

Got spit on my monitor >:

Chardish will always be my #1 admin.

Thrilling. TRD has a vendetta, haha.

At least you can laugh about it. Remember when you were super serious guy. Fun times.

HA! ^_^ Lol. Money lips... classic. HAHAHA!

Another person who, although hated, I at least can see that they don't take things seriously. Very good character trait.

You still owe me $40 though.

Mario wetness

Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex.

I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.

Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.

When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things relating to what we are doing but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.

When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass.

When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to finish, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will finish. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"

If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean yourself with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.

I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.

I thought we had an understanding of sorts, TRD.

We do. Secrets were not divulged.

Another year, not a single vote.

Just to remind everyone - I am on staff. I also post.

plx remember me next yrrr.

Next year I'll have an award for "best writer" and hopefully you'll at least get votes for that.

[MalReynolds]

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Mmm... I love it when you craft categories specifically to garner votes for me.

Also, it would be somewhat masturbatory, because I know I'm the best writer and do not need this verified by a bunch of high-foreheaded, knuckle dragging honky-tonk freak-stylers. Except for erotic lit. You seem to have the corner on that one.

[travman301]

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Mmm... I love it when you craft categories specifically to garner votes for me.

Also, it would be somewhat masturbatory, because I know I'm the best writer and do not need this verified by a bunch of high-foreheaded, knuckle dragging honky-tonk freak-stylers. Except for erotic lit. You seem to have the corner on that one.

Who should campaign for the "Who Am I?" vote next year methinks.

[MrRubix]

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Mal: I challenge you to a write-off.

[MalReynolds]

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LightKnight had some kind of battle-writing thing a few years back and I was the first person he challenged.

At the same time, I don't write competitively, as that just sounds insane and somewhat stupid. At least, in this regard. I'm all for writing contests, but not a one on one writing battle with someone.

... As it stands, I was kidding about being the best writer on here. There was a guy, only 1 post -- and it won him a subscription, and he hasn't posted since -- that wrote a story that took everything, in my opinion, that I ever wrote to town. Plus, some of the other regulars write excellently as well. I just have a greater volume, as I tend to... never edit things. It really saves time not carying if the stuff going up is crappy or whatnot.

In any case, hello.

[ieatyourlvllol]

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FFR definitely needs more activity in its Literature forum. A huge (openly publicized) writing contest would probably do the trick.

Anyways...

Ugh...

Despite TRD's return as FFR Awards manager, this year's event wasn't exactly up to par (and by no fault of TRD's, mind you). The sheer magnitude of voter ignorance was such that even a few categories were somehow surmounted by unprecedented (and perhaps unfitting) winners. You know which ones they are - I need not say. Of course, part of it was due to the invariable effect of forum exclusion (i.e. BB members vote for BB members, CC for CC, GB for GB, etc.), which was markedly pronounced in some categories, leading to notable underrepresentation of smaller and/or less interested demographics. This problem is probably the main pitfall of FFR Awards.

Other than that, most of the winners were pretty deserving, though the overall accuracy of the results is still not enough to compensate for the amount of garbage processed over the course of the event. Hopefully, next year will produce a healthier proportion of competent voters.

Note: Obviously, I'm (semi-)addressing the people who trashed up the voting thread, etc.

[FishFishRevolution]

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ghost of the revolution! huzzah!

[Tasselfoot]

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TRD: I was waiting for you to post that Mario sex ad. That's exactly what I thought of when you first started talking about it.