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I have a white Maltese.
Annoying as hell.
He'd probably be a furry as a human.
I have a white Maltese.
Annoying as hell.
He'd probably be a furry as a human.
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That made me laugh too. xDComment
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Yay. I made two people laugh.
P.S. DAMN. Ya'll got a lot of cats 'round here.
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I have a cat.Her name is sweety.
My cat would be a gay middle aged man suffering from borderline personality disorder because he is all of those things, aside from being human like Rubin0's cat.Comment
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I have three cats. The older male would be one of those poor old bastards, sweet but hopeless. The female is very prissy yet still endearing and has the habit of being glued to your side when you're having a bad day... so I guess that would make her human self one of those girls who is "just a friend" but wants to be more. The male kitten is very two-faced: psychotic and destructive one moment, and cuddly or sleepy the next. I think he'd be an out of control manic-depressive on drugs..
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My dog Mitch is 78lbs, which is 10 pounds less from when we adopted him from the SPCA. He was apparently hit by two cars, one after the other, then left for dead.Last edited by NFD; 11-18-2008, 07:33 AM.
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This thread's going t continue to suck until someone says "my [insert pet type here] would be a friendly, attractive person. They would do good deeds like walking elderly across the road, and driving Meals On Wheels trucks. They would also get married, have beautiful kids, and live a long, rich, fulfilling life."
Or something positive along those lines. God damn, you guys have low expectations.
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But that's exactly how my male dog would be rzr, only he's a fool for my female dog, and he's not always the brightest crayon in the box. He's got a big heart though.
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My dog would probably be very loyal but would stand up for herself. She would also surprise attack people (friends). She would probably have outgoing friends that are out of the ordinary. idk what else to say.Comment
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He'd be a dead person.
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my [type of pet] would be a/an [adjective] , [adjective] person. They would do [adjective] deeds like [-ing verb] [noun] across the [noun], and [ing- verb] Meals On Wheels [pl. noun]. They would also get [ed- verb], have [adjective] kids, and live a/an [adjective], [adjective], [adjective] life.
Fill in and highlight.
Last edited by ooobl.; 11-18-2008, 08:29 PM.
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