reasons for breakup?

[foilman8805]

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I laughed at it too because I knew it was absolute bull****.

[dooty_7]

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it is a long story, but I think I should get into it, I haven't told anybody yet but I just need to let it out

Her parents were the freethinking types who were into things like swinging and group sex. Anyways, one day when She was out of town her parents invited me over for dinner. When I got there, I realized that aside from the parents I wasn't the only one invited. There was a 3 foot nordic midget, a siamese twin, a donkey and the grandmother. It was at this point I also realized they were all naked and there was no dinner taking place. Feasting, to be sure but no actual food was involved. I said f*ck it, took a hit or three of acid and just went for it

After being sandwiched between the nordic dwarf and the less attractive half of the siamese twin for a few minutes, I proceeded to take it from the father and give it to the donkey. The mother the whole time was more of a freelancer jumping in and out of the various couples. The other half of the siamese twin was helping the less attractive half and copping a feel from anything that went by. After what seemed like hours of these sexual perversions, we all climaxed simultaneously on the grandmother, got up and left.

Anyways long story short, I realized that sex with my gf (or anyone for that matter) would never be the same and I had to dump her.

this is a true story

[Beethovens mask]

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this is a true story

You too?

[Kanako Yasaka]

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That bitch found out I was bisexual, and then dumped me to keep her image,

I don't want to be going out with some 'gay guy'

she still likes me though. -___-;;;

[BlackenedSky]

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long distance - fail

he dumped me and said it was for the best. we rarely ever saw each other, and it was difficult for us both. it hurts more knowing that we still loved each other, but it wasn't possible to have a relationship. it was heartbreaking.

you need someone close by, someone who you can see whenever you want.

aside from that, the boyfriend before cornered me and continued to put me down and tell me how much of a bad girlfriend i was, he pushed me too far in the end, and made me dump him eventhough i didnt want to, it was the only way i could cope. he was a complete asshole, haha

[MalReynolds]

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He commited suicide. :[

I had a girlfriend. When I didn't say, "I love you," back, she tried to. Some people are just... stupid.

EDIT: I also have a thread in lit that details the rough moments of my love life. Namingly, all of them.

[sameoldbloodrush!]

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I broke up with my ex-boyfriend because he would flip on me and accuse me of cheating if I even talked to another boy. He called me a bitch, a slut and worthless, etc. So yeah, no thanks. Then after I broke up with him and started dating my current boyfriend MONTHS after, he decides to turn obsessed, stalkerish and suicidal. Yep.

[Emo_Saur_]

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I broke up with my most recent girlfriend because her vagina was to loose. She was to expensive for the night too.

rofl

[LLaMaSaUceYup]

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Uhhhmmm she dumped me 4 times for no apparent reason. (over it, years later)

I am currently talking to this new girl now though.... ;]

I don't break up with people by the way.

I will always be the one getting dumped, and I know it will happen sooner or later.

[TheRapingDragon]

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and I know it will happen sooner or later.

Sort of a bad attitude to have, no?

[musical_vampire]

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I dated a guy for a month and a half until for some reason it just didn't work out. I'm not allowed to date until I'm 16 and I was 14 at the time so he and I got paranoid. It wasn't until then a few months (after we broke up) that he was out dating another person. A guy. SO I discovered he was bi and now I've become more free and developed more crushes on other people, living life as it is.

[hoochan]

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I broke up with ym gf, on uh last thursday or some ****, but now i wanna get back with her. hopefully ill be able to see her this weekend.

dude you know something is wrong when you are black but you have a wee wee that even asians laugh at

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Sir_Thomas]

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My girlfriend just got "scared" because it was serious and she was too immature. We recently started hanging out again and she came online telling me she had feelings for me but loves her boyfriend..

Yeah; next day she came over and made me pancakes and watched a chickflick with me XD.

Then a week later was her birthday; and her boyfriend proposed that day.
Now shes engaged.

Doesnt bother me anymore though.

^_^

[TheRapingDragon]

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Doesnt bother me anymore though.

^_^

This is a psychiatrists wet-dream right here.

[Darkstalker_X]

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She was a size queen, end of the answer.

Well, what I lacked of one thing I had it overloaded on enthusiasm, and still what we supposedly felt for two years straight, felt it she in a party and 4 days on a different guy while I was out. I ended leaving without a tragedic note, sometimes I... just hate drama ><.