The "I'm never going to have kids" thread

[vashthestampede0987]

"Kids are great....If they aren't your own."

I'm vashthestampede0987 and I approve this message.

[emccky]

If they do my chores for me, I like them.

[tnyhwk900]

I hate children.

You just aren't a very pleasant person, are you?

[emccky]

He's narrowminded.

[ddrruler]

children really arent that bad i can stand them and i dont plan on having kids for awhile considering im only 14 but i can take care of other ppls kids and it doesnt bother me...

[jewpinthethird]

Teach your kids manners, and proper ways to behave, and they will end up alright.

How?

Spank them. Think of a child as a dog that can talk. The only way they will ever learn what "No" means is by giving them a good smack on their ass...not very hard, just hard enough for them to get them message.

[Cenright]

Finally someone who understands. Especially the boys. They really need the contact. Negative or not, it is a training that has to be done. Thank you Jewpin.

(And to the rest of you)
Sounds like we aren't going to have do deal with population control. You people will do it on your own.

[User6773]

I absolutely love kids and can't wait to have my own. Well, I can wait, but I'm damn excited about the prospect.

Quoted for 100% absolute agreement. Getting married, having kids, and raising kids is my goal in life. That's right, goal. As in "Chardish can die happy, if..." goal.

Kids don't suck. Bad parents suck. If some kid is running around causing mayhem, it's generally because the parent hasn't drilled into their head that that is unacceptable behavior.

[stretchypanda]

I am currently insanely jealous of anyone who has a baby. Well, anyone older than I am by at least four years who has a baby. I can't wait to have a family.

Last summer stretchy and I worked at a program for 8-11th graders. It was awesome.

8th-10th graders, but whatever. Those kids were futuristic(?).

EDIT: For Jewpin. <3

[jewpinthethird]

8th-10th graders, but whatever. Those kids were fantastic.

Damn, for a second I thought you typed futuristic...then I was disappointed.

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

He's narrowminded.

Or smart.

[Kilgamayan]

I find little kids really annoying, but if I don't plan on not having some of my own if I ever find someone.

[xObserveRx]

Well, I think you'll miss out on most of life's great joys if you don't have kids.

As narrowminded as this sounds, I think anyone who doesn't wanna have children simply doesn't want to have responsibility, which makes sense, because children require insane amounts of responsibility, care, love, and understanding. You can hear that from any parent.

So if you don't want responsibility, that's fine. I just know that i want kids, enough said.

[zildjian133]

I eat a huge bowl of "I HATE CHILDREN CEREAL" every morning. MMMMMmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmMMMMmm...mmmm........mmm tastey hate.

[flypie743]

I love kids. Well...good kids, and like chardish said that depends on whether the parent is taking control or is slacking off of their responsibility to raise the kids. I want to have a family. So, yeah, I think I will have kids of my own some day.