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  • banditcom
    FFR Player
    • Mar 2003
    • 6243

    #31
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    I've had my iPod since September, and I got it for free.

    It seriously is so awesome.. like omg totally.

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    • MalReynolds
      CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
      • Sep 2003
      • 6571

      #32
      RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: I

      I want hippopotamus for Christmas, only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses; I only like hippopotamuses... And hippopotamuses like me too.

      Mal
      "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

      "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


      My new novel:

      Maledictions: The Offering.

      Now in Paperback!

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      • CypherToorima
        Boss of all bosses
        • Jul 2003
        • 2452

        #33
        RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: I

        Mal, I want your children.
        I'm a figantic gaggot

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        • babybenji2004
          Banned
          • Jan 2004
          • 446

          #34
          RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: I

          dear jurseys mom
          Get her a puppy. Puppies are cool and they pee a lot
          sincerely,
          random person

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          • Omeganitros
            auauauau
            • Jun 2003
            • 8897

            #35
            Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: I

            Originally posted by CypherToorima
            Mal, I want your children.

            Somewhere out there, someone just stepped on a crack and broke their mom's back.

            Yes, the impossible has happened. Someone besides me as praised MalReynolds.

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            • jewpinthethird
              (The Fat's Sabobah)
              FFR Music Producer
              • Nov 2002
              • 11711

              #36
              Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: I

              Originally posted by Eyes_Rutherford
              Originally posted by jewpinthethird
              Dear Ms. Lady,

              Get puppy. They are bigger than smaller animals, like birds, but not bigger than bigger animals, like elephants and Chuck Norris. They dont smell that bad, except for when they do. Get it? DOOO? I am funniest. Okay, Chuck Norris is not a good pet, because Chuck Norris requires lots of wood to karate kick and a lot of ninjas to eat. And Chuck Norris needs a lot of room to karate kick and stuff than puppies. You only need to feed a puppy like once a week or something. And if the puppy dies, you can always get another one, unlike Chuck Norris, because there is only one chucK Norris. I capitalized the wrong letter.

              Love,
              The Smartest Veterinarian Ever.

              P.S. When a puppy is no longer a puppy, but a dog, you have to flush it down the toliet because then it will be too big and will probably kill you.
              0-o
              What in the world does Chuck Norris have anything to do with anything
              No. The real question is "what doesnt Chuck Norris have anything to do with anything." We are beyond logic when Chuck Norris is thrown into the equation.

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              • Omeganitros
                auauauau
                • Jun 2003
                • 8897

                #37
                RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: I

                Damn, jewpin. They say you're a funny guy.


                I say it's because the smart veterinarian ever suggests that Chuck Norris eats ninjas for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

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                • jewpinthethird
                  (The Fat's Sabobah)
                  FFR Music Producer
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 11711

                  #38
                  Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: I

                  Originally posted by Omeganitros
                  Damn, jewpin. They say you're a funny guy.


                  I say it's because the smart veterinarian ever suggests that Chuck Norris eats ninjas for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
                  Mmmmmm. Nippleicious.



                  My God. I am the worst forum moderator ever.

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                  • emccky
                    Banned
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 4811

                    #39
                    Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: I

                    Originally posted by jewpinthethird

                    My God. I am the worst forum moderator ever.
                    agreed.

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