Funny Terrible Bad Opening Paragraphs of Novels

[hoochan]

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it seems as though you have figured me out man

i guess you win lol u're a ****ing idiot

[JKPolk]

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polk, please tell me that that is not from moby dick because i have to read that book this year for english and i heard it was awful

SURPRISE. It is.

[hoochan]

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the world hates me and everyone that is taking mr partidge's honors english 11

[MystictheHedgehog]

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and each one after that did too

hate to break it to you kid but da troof hertz

You are such a ******. I'm sorry, but you're worse than azngreen, and that's saying something. If you feel the need to randomly flame people, including me, why don't you send me a descriptive private message?

I would enjoy to read about how a person of your high esteem posts so well. I mean, in all my forum time I have never seen such a great poster, in fact you are so great at posting, the no double posting rule doesn't even apply to you.

So "hoochan", can you help me out? Maybe tell me how it's done. I haven't really gotten the hold of posting yet. Maybe make a video tutorial?

In fact, I would love to see a video of you trying to be witty and smart. You might be even more of a douche bag than you are on the internet than in real life.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

oh my God

kid you are a gold mine and you dont even know it

You're an idiot and everybody knows it.

it seems as though you have figured me out man

i guess you win lol u're a ****ing idiot

Sorry guys, but both of you need to freaking grow up.




My first post was something on asking about playing styles. So it was probably retarded.

[SpammyMcSquirrel]

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Meh, my first post wasn't too bad, but I used colored fonts. =\

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/4...scorer1iu7.png
awful score. D:

[Beethovens mask]

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Once over 1k posts you can't find your first post.

Damn my over active posting.

[runemanqwe]

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Wow. It would seem that my post has triggered a chain reaction of stupidity. If those two could grow up and not fight on my first post than I would feel very good about myself. Although that may never happen, I must hope or all shall be lost. In other words, I agree with you MystictheHedgehog.

[travman301]

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Personally, I thought it was an interesting first post. Much better than many others.

You seem like you have your wits about you. Welcome to the forums fellow Nevadan FFR'er.