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  • QreepyBORIS
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2003
    • 7454

    #16
    They just said that Daikatana was good.

    They just said the Daikatana was the best FPS.






    Suffice to say, Daikatana sucked horribly.

    Signature subject to change.

    THE ZERRRRRG.

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    • fusi0n
      FFR Player
      • Nov 2003
      • 2158

      #17
      Originally posted by jazzmosis
      I actually couldn't read past when they gave Hamtaro a 10 out of 10.

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      • CypherToorima
        Boss of all bosses
        • Jul 2003
        • 2452

        #18
        Originally posted by That stupid...stupid...ack
        Most FPS games like DOOM and Gaylo, to name a couple, have generic characters and bad graphix
        She fails. Doom3 graphics=....welll they don't equal anything because they are better than everything...except maybe se....no, the graphics are better than sex.
        Originally posted by She also
        Take the great Metroid series for example, it's not a fps, and it has so much variety. Rolling into a ball and blowing stuff up, shooting aliens with multiple types of weapons, it's what gaming is all about.
        Right, it's not an FPS because you aren't in first person and you don't shoot stuff. -.-

        I hope this site is a joke -.-
        OMFG! I just heard from an insider that Super Mario 64x4 for the Nintendo DS will have a level that looks... like a castle!!! And get this, it has lava in it! Holy moly, that's such awesome news. More on this breaking news as we hear more.
        Oh what, you mean it'll be like Super Mario Bros....for the nintendo?

        Oh God, I hope this site is a sick, sick joke.
        I'm a figantic gaggot

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        • Anticrombie0909
          FFR Player
          • Jul 2003
          • 4683

          #19
          It's like they took every Nintendo fanboy stereotype and rolled it into one giant, scary freak of kirby-playin' nature.

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          • aperson
            FFR Hall of Fame
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Jul 2003
            • 3431

            #20
            Originally posted by QreepyBORIS
            They just said that Daikatana was good.

            They just said the Daikatana was the best FPS.




            [img-pennyarcade]

            Suffice to say, Daikatana sucked horribly.

            And you used a penny-arcade strip to prove your point. I'm still trying to figure out who is the bigger retard.

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            • hydrojakep
              FFR Player
              • Nov 2003
              • 2293

              #21
              *cough cough*









              pwned.



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              • Kenzya
                FFR Player
                • Jan 2004
                • 3411

                #22
                It's like a fulltime job at making fun of Nintendo stereotypes.

                Originally posted by that site
                5. FPS games don't sell well EVER. The best FPS game, I use that term losely of course, was Daikatana, and it only sold like 10,000 copies. Ed Boon and John Tobias should be ashamed of themselves for making a FPS game. Specially after MK.
                This just sums up that whole site..

                Originally posted by that site
                OMFG! I just heard from an insider that Super Mario 64x4 for the Nintendo DS will have a level that looks... like a castle!!! And get this, it has lava in it! Holy moly, that's such awesome news. More on this breaking news as we hear more.

                One Time I Sucked Six in a Row (Locust Toybox Remix)
                Write to me Stick Stickly p.o. box 963 New York City New York State 10108
                I'm Still Alive

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                • QreepyBORIS
                  FFR Player
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 7454

                  #23
                  Not to prove my point. I just threw it in there, because it is awesome.


                  And have you PLAYED Daikatana?

                  Signature subject to change.

                  THE ZERRRRRG.

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                  • evilbutterfly
                    FFR Player
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 5784

                    #24
                    I've never even heard of Daikatana. It's obviously a joke, guys. Calm the eff down.
                    So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

                    In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

                    So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
                    And I write the blog for their website.

                    Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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                    • Kenzya
                      FFR Player
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 3411

                      #25
                      I bought Daikatana for $5 at ebgames. Worst buy of my life.

                      One Time I Sucked Six in a Row (Locust Toybox Remix)
                      Write to me Stick Stickly p.o. box 963 New York City New York State 10108
                      I'm Still Alive

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                      • CypherToorima
                        Boss of all bosses
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 2452

                        #26
                        eb, I'm not so sure it's a joke. I hope it is...but...you can't put it past some people.
                        I'm a figantic gaggot

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                        • Anticrombie0909
                          FFR Player
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 4683

                          #27
                          For all who don't know, Daikatana was a massivly hyped game made by the creators of (something...MK perhaps? Don't remember). Anyway, it was delayed forever, tons and tons of people preordered it, and when it came it, it sucked. I'm not saying it didn't live up to the hype, it flat out blew hardcore. Quite a spectacle, really.

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