Theres a site with like 200+ chuck norris jokes. I've read them all, all your jokes are old.
I invented one wutwut.
Jesus can heal people, but only Chuck Norris can heal Jesus.
Jesus can walks on water. Chuck Norris can wall on Jesus.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger he's not saying **** you he's telling you how many seconds you have to live.
The best part of waking up is not Foldgers in your cup. It's knowing that Chuck Morris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Originally posted by darkshark
Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
Originally posted by aperson
i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years
Originally posted by Sprite-
More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank
i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine
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