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  • u84
    FFR Veteran
    • Jul 2006
    • 1921
    #46
    Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

    We all know the pull and prey method doesn't work. You gotta wrap the rascal before you slam that salmon.
    Originally posted by ryanisadouche
    I woke up this morning wearing my new ffr shirt which confused me.

    Then i remembered i found the package last night while drunk and put it on in excitement, then immediately passed out.


    Last edited by: Tasselfoot; 7 minutes ago. Reason: I am your MILF.

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      • Silver_Brian
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        FFR Simfile Author
        • Apr 2005
        • 5576
        #47
        Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

        Originally posted by Quigly
        Well if you do go through with it have fun having kids with five fingers.
        Isn't that normal...?

        Also this story sounds very familiar.

        Originally posted by Moogle-master
        i now have another excuse to grow a dick
        Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
        "i've seen your little boy's penis"

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          • EnR
            Massive flaming dildos.
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Jul 2007
            • 8431
            #48
            Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

            Tell her you don't has sex with whores.
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              • MrRubix
                FFR Player
                • Jul 2026
                • 8340
                #49
                Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                Honestly, if she were really hot...

                Just saying... people have done far, far crazier things without repercussion.
                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0es0Mip1jWY

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                  • LLaMaSaUceYup
                    FFR Player
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 3759
                    #50
                    Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                    Originally posted by u84
                    We all know the pull and prey method doesn't work. You gotta wrap the rascal before you slam that salmon.
                    LOL, wow dude.

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                      • sarahxjane
                        FFR Veteran
                        • Aug 2005
                        • 2109
                        #51
                        Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                        Originally posted by u84
                        We all know the pull and prey method doesn't work. You gotta wrap the rascal before you slam that salmon.

                        That just made my night.
                        Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                        whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
                        Originally posted by funmonkey54
                        *knock knock*
                        *opens door*
                        Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
                        Um, ok. May I help you?
                        Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?

                        as of December 11th 2009.
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                          • MrRubix
                            FFR Player
                            • Jul 2026
                            • 8340
                            #52
                            Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                            Oh, and remember to preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey. Nobody likes a man who deprives his lady of foreplay.
                            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0es0Mip1jWY

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                              • Silver_Brian
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                                FFR Simfile Author
                                • Apr 2005
                                • 5576
                                #53
                                Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                                Originally posted by Silver_Brian
                                Also this story sounds very familiar.
                                Read: BS

                                Originally posted by Moogle-master
                                i now have another excuse to grow a dick
                                Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
                                "i've seen your little boy's penis"

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                                  • crobins
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Feb 2007
                                    • 122
                                    #54
                                    Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                                    Originally posted by sarahxjane
                                    That just made my night.
                                    same. If she's hot do it. If she's not run.

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                                      • jellygod
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Jan 2007
                                        • 1703
                                        #55
                                        Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                                        post pics of "said cousin" let us be the judge.

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                                          • vvav
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Jul 2006
                                            • 294
                                            #56
                                            Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                                            For the people talking about mutated children, some cultures allow cousins to marry and the risk of birth defects is considerably lower than if it was with a sibling, parent, or child. Just because you find it disgusting due to the culture you grew up in doesn't mean it's necessarily wrong.
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                                              • retard_gamer
                                                FFR Player
                                                • Jan 2007
                                                • 138
                                                #57
                                                Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                                                most of these are not helping.... and 50 replies? omg

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                                                  • reptile3141
                                                    FFR Veteran
                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                    • 927
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                                                    Originally posted by jellygod
                                                    post pics of "said cousin" let us be the judge.
                                                    Ninja'd. But yea, DO IT. Let the FFR community decide for you.
                                                    Originally posted by [TeRa]
                                                    Ahhh, I'll buy it at a high price!

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                                                      • u84
                                                        FFR Veteran
                                                        • Jul 2006
                                                        • 1921
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                                                        Remember: sex is just like basketball. You always dribble before you shoot. Moral? Don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
                                                        Originally posted by ryanisadouche
                                                        I woke up this morning wearing my new ffr shirt which confused me.

                                                        Then i remembered i found the package last night while drunk and put it on in excitement, then immediately passed out.


                                                        Last edited by: Tasselfoot; 7 minutes ago. Reason: I am your MILF.

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                                                          • Emo_Saur_
                                                            FFR Veteran
                                                            • Feb 2007
                                                            • 2952
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                                                            Emo_Saur_, Brilliant Dynamite Neon*, crobins, DarkManticoreX2, elvis236, EnR, gnr61, HammyMcSquirrel, jellygod, l Endorphin l, LLaMaSaUceYup, MrRubix, MystictheHedgehog, Quigly, reptile3141, retard_gamer, rzr, shadow 1800, Shenlon, Silver_Brian, SnS, Sullyman2007, timotolkki11, u84, unicycleboy1313, Verruckter, vvav, WolfXhunter, Xandertrax, XUioX, ~!!~Midna~!!~


                                                            Ohkay, hmm. Do your cousin, have kids with a bike and a penis growing out of his fore head. trust me, I'd rather have that then having a kid look like pee-wee herman.
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