Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

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  • lxDestinyxl
    FFR Player
    • Mar 2006
    • 3247
    #631
    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

    Gladwrap instead of condoms

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      • Phynx
        I'm Forever
        • Mar 2007
        • 3005
        #632
        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

        Originally posted by lxDestinyxl
        Gladwrap instead of condoms
        LOL!

        I'm way too damn picky.
        Guardin' of the Scared Shrine

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          • AirforceAce07
            FFR Player
            • Jul 2007
            • 44
            #633
            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

            Originally posted by xbleedingxheart
            I'm too Emo
            thats not a problem to me.


            Part of the American dream is to live long and die young. Only those Americans who are willing to die for their country are fit to live.
            Douglas A. MacArthur

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              • hsb969acidtears
                FFR Player
                • Dec 2007
                • 12
                #634
                Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                I totally got* one.
                Last edited by hsb969acidtears; 01-3-2008, 12:58 AM. Reason: misspelt.
                My sleeping apathy.

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                  • D3nn4ce
                    FFR Player
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 2
                    #635
                    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                    The FBI want my brain.

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                      • richyrich55
                        Wait... what?
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 1262
                        #636
                        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                        Originally posted by richyrich55
                        I'm ugly and overweight.

                        (Looks like I'll die a virgin)

                        Ha! **** anyone who ever said I wouldn't get a g/f. I've officially had one since January 6th 2008.

                        I'm teh happeh.
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                          • MachineGunContra
                            FFR Player
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 34
                            #637
                            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                            Friends first, then sexy time!

                            \/ Help me WIN a contest between friends! \/




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                              • vcr47
                                FFR Player
                                • Apr 2008
                                • 14
                                #638
                                Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                Originally posted by MMShadow
                                To shy and weird
                                meh, me too...

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                                  • Konradz
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Jun 2008
                                    • 67
                                    #639
                                    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                    I believe in love. Unfortunately.

                                    Btw. Bump is bad. :]
                                    Originally posted by Anon
                                    Way to get rich:

                                    1. wait until you are about 30-35 years of age
                                    2. go up to a random 10 year old kid in the street
                                    3. convince him that you are him from the future
                                    4. mess with his head and make him do crazy things
                                    5. film it
                                    6. put it on the internet
                                    7. lol
                                    8. ????
                                    9. PROFIT!
                                    Praise M&T.

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                                      • super kid
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Nov 2006
                                        • 1359
                                        #640
                                        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                        She's too immature.
                                        Originally posted by KgZ
                                        next time instead of trying to talk to the girl acting like a sketchball just whip your dick and stick it in her mouth; dont even say anything

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                                          • ddr_f4n
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Sep 2005
                                            • 3807
                                            #641
                                            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                            bros before hoes for me.
                                            Out Now!


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                                              • vcr47
                                                FFR Player
                                                • Apr 2008
                                                • 14
                                                #642
                                                Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                Originally posted by nev670
                                                im too hot for girls
                                                does that make you too hot for guys, or not enough?
                                                lol

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                                                  • Adamaja456
                                                    Absurd
                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                    • 6433
                                                    #643
                                                    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                    scared of being rejected


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                                                      • Megmo
                                                        FFR Veteran
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 250
                                                        #644
                                                        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                        I look 14 not 18.

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                                                          • Tasselfoot
                                                            Retired BOSS
                                                            FFR Simfile Author
                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                            • 25185
                                                            #645
                                                            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                            dick huge. hurts ladies bums.


                                                            edit: i think there was a thread similar to this a few months back... and i think i said a similar thing in there.
                                                            RIP

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