What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

[infinity.]

Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

You are maid? Ok. Fellatio.

[alster1]

Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

EWWWW you got boo's all over my face!

[Mans0n]

Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

Im in the Cia Rave untill I die, I will Caprice you in the eye. My one minute waltz is better than your turkish march. Keep that Wish coming, and get on my uber rave.

[Professor Raine]

Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

Your perfect attack ended in a miss.

[Gundam-Dude]

Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

I'll 64th trill you on a staircase. I'm pretty sure that'd be a crowdpleaser.

[Izzy]

Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

I only thought mine was clever because its short and to the point without excessive ffr terms.

PS: to many crowdpleaser puns.

[OMG its HIM]

Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

ill funk you up

[Falling Upon You]

Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

We are on the verge of X- Tinction , let me get you prego. Works every time ;D

[cyrx900]

Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

This is a little joke story I made up in like 5 minutes.

A kid asks his dad, "Dad, how was I born?".

The dad responds, "Well son, Back in the Day, I offered this girl a Blue Rose. She liked it, but then there was this Bike Thief who stole it. I chased him off, beat him up, and got back the rose. She thought I was brave, and she wanted to marry me. We married at a Club named Balloon Fever and we hired a Cosmic Orchestra to play music for us while we dance. After the dance, we decided to have sex. This was the best day of my life. She offered me a bbblowjob and we made dirty comments like 'Let Me Be Your Pirate' and stuff. Then came the Dragon's Final Roar. It was the greatest sex ever! After nine months, you were born, but there were two problems. She gave birth to an ugly baby and she has been diagnosed of AIDS. She got mad and she ran out the hallway angry and in tears. I said, 'Baby Don't you Want Me?' but she stormed out of the Hospital and I never saw her again, so then I married your mother because she was my second choice and we decided to take care of you."

"Umm dad, can you excuse me for a second?" - said the kid
"Sure son." - said the dad

So the kid goes to his mom and while he pointed to his dad he said,

"Mom, Do not sex to this"


EDIT: I suck at jokes

[MrMagic5239]

Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

Allison told me to go to her Secret Zombie Room, and then she bbblowed my Big Blue!

[StormKlowd61]

Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

There's more than one way to jack... want to see one?

[dandandamdandan1111]

Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

I like that story

[blve23]

Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

no sdp?

you stupid ledwix!

[syzergy]

Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

Hey babe wanna play with my Battle Ax?

lets go back to my house and ill give you a Technostorm Hurricaine.

wanna be my hardcore of the north?

[GamerShadow]

Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

Baby, my MAX size lasts FOREVER.
Did I just step into the infernoplex, or is it just you?
I can do you like I do uber rave.